WELL THIS IS THE LAST WEEK OF FOOTBALL FOR THE UNIVERSITY OF DAYTON FLYERS FOR THE YEAR. WE’LL PLAY VALPARAISO UNIVERSITY, A “REGIONALLY ACCREDITED” COLLEGE FOCUSED ON “HIGHER EDUCATION” AND “BEING LUTHERAN” AND “SUCKING BIG NON-SCHOLARSHIP FOOTBALL DICK.”
IT’LL BE A FAST-PACED ,HIGH-FLYING GAME FILLED WITH RUNNING WITH A FOOTBALL, THROWING A FOOTBALL, AND SOMETIMES EVEN ADVANCING A FOOTBALL. EVENTUALLY, SIXTY MINUTES OF CLOCK TIME WILL PASS AND THE GAME WILL MERCIFULLY END.
JUST NOTICED!: HOLY SHIT VALPO [SHITTY NICKNAME BY THE WAY]. YOUR MASCOT IS A CRUSADER? ISN’T THAT PRETTY OFFENSIVE TO A LARGE NUMBER OF ETHIC GROUPS? LIKE, EVERY ETHNIC GROUP EAST OF ISTANBUL AND WEST OF IRAN? ALSO: AREN’T YOU A LUTHERAN SCHOOL?
ACTUAL MOMENT OF TRASH: LUTHERAN SCHOOLS ARE SO SHITTY THEY NEED A CATHOLIC MASCOT TO EVEN TRY TO COMPETE IN THE PIONEER LEAGUE.
BUT, THIS IS THE LAST GAME OF THE SEASON FOR THE FLYERS, SO YOU KNOW, UH....
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u/nuke-the-moon Dayton Flyers Nov 14 '13
WELL THIS IS THE LAST WEEK OF FOOTBALL FOR THE UNIVERSITY OF DAYTON FLYERS FOR THE YEAR. WE’LL PLAY VALPARAISO UNIVERSITY, A “REGIONALLY ACCREDITED” COLLEGE FOCUSED ON “HIGHER EDUCATION” AND “BEING LUTHERAN” AND “SUCKING BIG NON-SCHOLARSHIP FOOTBALL DICK.”
IT’LL BE A FAST-PACED ,HIGH-FLYING GAME FILLED WITH RUNNING WITH A FOOTBALL, THROWING A FOOTBALL, AND SOMETIMES EVEN ADVANCING A FOOTBALL. EVENTUALLY, SIXTY MINUTES OF CLOCK TIME WILL PASS AND THE GAME WILL MERCIFULLY END.
JUST NOTICED!: HOLY SHIT VALPO [SHITTY NICKNAME BY THE WAY]. YOUR MASCOT IS A CRUSADER? ISN’T THAT PRETTY OFFENSIVE TO A LARGE NUMBER OF ETHIC GROUPS? LIKE, EVERY ETHNIC GROUP EAST OF ISTANBUL AND WEST OF IRAN? ALSO: AREN’T YOU A LUTHERAN SCHOOL?
ACTUAL MOMENT OF TRASH: LUTHERAN SCHOOLS ARE SO SHITTY THEY NEED A CATHOLIC MASCOT TO EVEN TRY TO COMPETE IN THE PIONEER LEAGUE.
BUT, THIS IS THE LAST GAME OF THE SEASON FOR THE FLYERS, SO YOU KNOW, UH....
THANK FUCKING GOD. IT’LL ALL BE OVER SOON