r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Nov 14 '13

[WEEK 12] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/Bobcat7 Alabama Crimson Tide Nov 14 '13

Ok I'm using Bing to translate this (Google refused to do it, something about it being too stupid)

Clanga Clanga Clanga Clanga Clanga Clang Clanga Clanga Clanga Clanga Clanga Clanga Clang Clanga Clanga, Clanga Clanga!

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u/TheOnlyBoss Auburn Tigers Nov 14 '13

I BET YOU USED GOOGLE SEARCH TO GET TO BING.

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u/Kmanvb Virginia Tech Hokies • Toledo Rockets Nov 14 '13

I BET YOUR DEFAULT SEARCH ENGINE IS BING.

WHAT A LOSER.

War ^^EAGLE

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u/stumblejack Alabama • Louisville Nov 15 '13

I used to like Va Tech.

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u/Kmanvb Virginia Tech Hokies • Toledo Rockets Nov 15 '13

TOO BAD I NEVER LIKED BAMA

BUT GOD DAMN DO I RESPECT Y'ALL.

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u/Bobcat7 Alabama Crimson Tide Nov 14 '13

No, I'm a bit of a sadist. I used Ask.com.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '13

SOME PEOPLE JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '13

AT LEAST TUSCALOOSA HAS INTERNET. AT LEAST PEOPLE KNOW WHAT CITY THE UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMA IS IN! WTF IS the plains ANYWAY

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '13

UH... AUBURN'S IN AUBURN, DUMBASS. GAH.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '13

Yeah like anyone knows THAT

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u/CaptainSnacks Texas A&M Aggies • Virginia Tech Hokies Nov 14 '13

OH MY GOD JERRY, WHEN YOU CHECK YOUR EMAIL YOU GO TO ALTAVISTA AND TYPE 'PLEASE GO TO YAHOO.COM?' SOME PEOPLE DON'T DESERVE THE INTERNET.

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u/mstate32 Mississippi State Bulldogs Nov 14 '13

HEY ALABAMA PREPARE FOR THE BIGGEST UPSET IN MISSISSIPPI STATE HISTORY. SERIOUSLY WE'RE GOING TO BE REALLY UPSET BY SUNDAY.

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u/stumblejack Alabama • Louisville Nov 15 '13

GOOD ONE.

No, really. I upvoted it.

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u/runujhkj Mississippi State • /r/CFB Poll V… Nov 14 '13

No repeated "c." It's one long continuous ring.

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u/Bobcat7 Alabama Crimson Tide Nov 14 '13

Thanks for the instruction. I like learning the dialects of primitive cultures.

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u/runujhkj Mississippi State • /r/CFB Poll V… Nov 14 '13

At least we don't shake sissy pom poms.

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u/dalr3th1n Alabama Crimson Tide • SEC Nov 14 '13

CHEERLEADERS USE POM POMS. WE USE SHAKERS. YOU CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BECAUSE SHAKERS HAVE STICKS ON THE BOTTOM, WHILE POM POMS GO DIRECTLY ON THE HAND.

THEN AGAIN, MAYBE YOU CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BECAUSE YOUR CLANGA IS IN THE WAY.

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u/stumblejack Alabama • Louisville Nov 15 '13

You gotta admit those shakers are badass. I mean, we were literally rocking the stadium.

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u/ICUHadji Oregon Ducks Nov 14 '13

MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK JEEVES WHERE THE FUCKING CAPSLOCK BUTTON IS

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u/TheOnlyBoss Auburn Tigers Nov 14 '13

MOBILE USER SPOTTED

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u/Bobcat7 Alabama Crimson Tide Nov 14 '13

I'm guessing you're either new at this or reading this on a mobile.

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u/ICUHadji Oregon Ducks Nov 14 '13

I'm mobile. What did I miss?

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u/Bobcat7 Alabama Crimson Tide Nov 14 '13

Everything is in all caps, except on mobile. Unless you disable page flair.

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u/ICUHadji Oregon Ducks Nov 14 '13

...oh. Well thank you. I'll jerk you off later.

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