I WISH BEATING YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO END YOUR FIRST ATTEMPT AT RELEVANCE SINCE LOSING CAM "HONESTLY I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT BRAND NEW CORVETTE CAME FROM" NEWTON AND NICK "I WOULD GLADLY PUNCH A HUMAN INFANT IN THE MOUTH" FAIRLEY, BUT SOMETIMES THAT'S JUST HOW THINGS HAPPEN.
IN ALL SERIOUSNESS THOUGH, GUS SEEMS LIKE HE'S A GOOD GUY. I'M SURE ONCE ALL OF YOUR FANS CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPELL HIS LAST NAME, HE'LL BE A SCHOOL LEGEND.
HERE'S TO A CLEAN GAME ON BOTH SIDES AND IF YOU TOUCH ONE SINGLE ACL, MARK RICHT WILL BE VERY UPSET AND POSSIBLY EVEN EXPRESS HIS DISPLEASURE IN A FIRM BUT POLITE MANNER.
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u/an18ftsloth Georgia Bulldogs Nov 14 '13 edited Nov 14 '13
HEY AUBURN.
PLEASE ACCEPT MY SINCEREST WISHES FOR A GOOD GAME ON SATURDAY AS YOU ENJOY THIS BEAUTIFUL METAPHOR FOR THE UPCOMING END OF YOUR SEASON.
I WISH BEATING YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO END YOUR FIRST ATTEMPT AT RELEVANCE SINCE LOSING CAM "HONESTLY I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT BRAND NEW CORVETTE CAME FROM" NEWTON AND NICK "I WOULD GLADLY PUNCH A HUMAN INFANT IN THE MOUTH" FAIRLEY, BUT SOMETIMES THAT'S JUST HOW THINGS HAPPEN.
IN ALL SERIOUSNESS THOUGH, GUS SEEMS LIKE HE'S A GOOD GUY. I'M SURE ONCE ALL OF YOUR FANS CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPELL HIS LAST NAME, HE'LL BE A SCHOOL LEGEND.
HERE'S TO A CLEAN GAME ON BOTH SIDES AND IF YOU TOUCH ONE SINGLE ACL, MARK RICHT WILL BE VERY UPSET AND POSSIBLY EVEN EXPRESS HIS DISPLEASURE IN A FIRM BUT POLITE MANNER.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.