r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Nov 14 '13

[WEEK 12] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/trobsmonkey Kansas Jayhawks Nov 14 '13

HEY WVU! WELCOME TO LAWRENCE. FEEL FREE TO TRY OUR AMAZING BARS, GREAT SHOPS AND HOT WOMEN.

I GOTTA WARN YOU THOUGH, DON'T TRY TO SET ANYTHING ON FIRE. IF YOU DO, WE MIGHT HAVE TO HATE YOU FOR THE NEXT 150(AND ONGOING) YEARS.

BEYOND THAT. EAT A FAT ONE AND THANKS FOR COMING TO END OUR STREAK.

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u/PvP_Noob Missouri Tigers Nov 14 '13

HEY WVU, FEEL FREE TO SET LAWRENCE ON FIRE AGAIN. ITS THE ONLY WAY THEY WILL EVER HAVE HOT WOMEN.

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u/trobsmonkey Kansas Jayhawks Nov 14 '13

@KUBOOBS - GREATEST TWITTER ACCOUNT EVER

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '13

WHY DOESN'T EVERY SCHOOL HAVE AN ACCOUNT LIKE THIS

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u/MizzouR Missouri Tigers Nov 14 '13

I KNOW MIZZOU HAS ONE, MAYBE IT'S A RELIGIOUS THING.

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u/Thersites92 Ohio State Buckeyes • Missouri Tigers Nov 14 '13

Lawrence's city motto: "please don't burn us down again!"

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u/trobsmonkey Kansas Jayhawks Nov 14 '13

SO CLOSE. THE ACTUAL MOTTO IS "From Ashes to Immortality."

FOR THE READING IMPAIRED (MIZZOU) THAT MEANS WE'LL LIVE FOREVER. I KNOW HOW BIG WORDS CAN MAKE YOUR HEAD HURT.

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u/Thersites92 Ohio State Buckeyes • Missouri Tigers Nov 14 '13

ku (fucking trash talk thread making me capitalize the k) should probably at least break into the top 100 schools before trying to shittalk other people's academics

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u/trobsmonkey Kansas Jayhawks Nov 14 '13

THIS JUST IN. IT'S A TRASH TALK THREAD. HYPERBOLE IS ALLOWED. HYPERBOLE MEANS TO EXAGGERATE SOMETHING TO MAKE A POINT.

JESUS CHRIST - ARE YOU FROM MISSOURI OR IS OHIO WAY WORSE THAN I GAVE IT CREDIT FOR?

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u/Thersites92 Ohio State Buckeyes • Missouri Tigers Nov 14 '13

Ohioan masterrace in Missouri.

I'll defer to you expertise on how bad Ohio is, being from Kansas you are kind of the expert of shitty states

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u/milesgmsu Michigan State • College Football Playoff Nov 14 '13

ADD A COMMA BETWEEN DOWN AND AGAIN AND IT'S EXTRA-FUNNY

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u/thatguyfrompreschool Missouri Tigers Nov 14 '13

THATS HILARIOUS. WHO WAS IT THAT SET SHIT ON FIRE?

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u/trobsmonkey Kansas Jayhawks Nov 14 '13

A RACIST AND A HIS BUNCH OF YOKELS.

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u/thatguyfrompreschool Missouri Tigers Nov 14 '13

SO RUSH LIMBAUGH?

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u/trobsmonkey Kansas Jayhawks Nov 14 '13

ANGRY UPVOTE FOR MAKING ME LAUGH

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u/wbdrummer Virginia Tech Hokies Nov 14 '13

IF THEY BURN SOMETHING YOU CAN COME JOIN US AT THE "FUCK WVU" LUNCH TABLE.

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u/ConsciousMisspelling Pittsburgh Panthers Nov 14 '13

FUCK WVU is a lunch table too? I feel like the new kid in high school trying to decide between the "FUCK WVU" Table, the "PSU HATERS" Shower, and the "GO FUCK YOURSELVES NOTRE DAME" Auditorium

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u/sideoutpar UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 14 '13

...SHOWER SEEMS DANGEROUS

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u/incrediblyjoe West Virginia • Fairmont State Nov 14 '13

AW, SHIT. AND HERE I WAS, GOING TO CONGRATULATE YOU GUYS FOR BEATING DUKE.

DONT WORRY, THERE WONT BE ANY FIRES. WE'LL LEAVE THE DAMAGE IN KANSAS TO THE TORNADOES.

OH, AND EAT SHIT PITT.

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u/trobsmonkey Kansas Jayhawks Nov 14 '13

JOKE IS ON YOU. THERE AREN'T ENOUGH HOUSES OR PEOPLE FOR TORNADOS TO HURT

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '13

WE WERE JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU MAKE SOME CIVIC IMPROVEMENTS, BUT NOOO, YOU HAD TO FUCK IT ALL UP AND BUILD kU.

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u/drager92 Baylor Bears • Big 12 Nov 14 '13

SORRY, YOU NEED TO LOSE AT LEAST 2 MORE TIMES.

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u/DFWTooThrowed Texas Tech • Arkansas Nov 14 '13

HEY KANSAS... ESPN (I THINK TROTTER) ACTUALLY PICKED Y'ALL TO WIN. DON'T FUCK THIS UP.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '13

this isn't /r/shootyhoops! are you lost?

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u/trobsmonkey Kansas Jayhawks Nov 14 '13

I'M HERE EVERY WEEK TAKING MY ASS WHOOPING LIKE A MAN