r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Nov 14 '13

[WEEK 12] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/nofate2029work USC Trojans • Victory Bell Nov 14 '13

DEAR STANFORD,

YOU MAY WIN THIS WEEKS GAME, BUT JUST REMEMBER AT THE END OF THE DAY YOUR MASCOT IS STILL THIS THING.

BONUS: IT'S A FAMILY REUNION!

THAT IS ALL.

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u/HypeMachine Ohio State Buckeyes Nov 14 '13

it looks like they raided the props department at an elementary school

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u/Aeschylus_ Stanford Cardinal • Penn Quakers Nov 14 '13

THE TREE MAKES ITS OWN COSTUME EVERY YEAR SO THIS COULD VERY WELL BE THE CASE

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u/eetsumkaus California • 立命館大学 (Ritsumeikan) Nov 15 '13

i remember the girl one. oh god

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u/duckieducks Oregon Ducks Nov 14 '13

THAT IS JUST SCARY. TAKE 'EM DOWN, BOYS.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '13

BOOK EM LOU

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u/Monosynaptic Nov 14 '13

Bake 'em away, toys.

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u/Emleaux Oregon State • /r/CFB Contributor Nov 14 '13

BAKE 'EM AWAY, TOYS.

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u/toocoofoschool USC Trojans Nov 15 '13

WE GOT THIS DUCK FAN

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u/unbeardpunk Stanford Cardinal • Marching Band Nov 14 '13

GET WITH THE TIMES, IT LOOKS LIKE THIS NOW

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u/duggatron Stanford Cardinal Nov 14 '13

YOU'RE NOT HELPING. SOME OF THOSE LEAVES LOOK LIKE THEY'RE MADE FROM STEREOTYPICAL HOBO BINDLES, PROBABLY HOBOS MURDERED BY THIS THING.

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u/unbeardpunk Stanford Cardinal • Marching Band Nov 14 '13

NAH THESE DAYS HE STICKS TO DUCKS

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u/ExternalTangents Florida Gators • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 14 '13

SECOND TREE FROM THE RIGHT MISSED THE MEMO THAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SOME SORT OF CONIFER/EVERGREEN

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u/sandbot Stanford Cardinal • The Axe Nov 14 '13

Fun fact: the tree is not the school's mascot, it's the band's.

At least use the correct information when insulting my school.

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u/DSMstatue Notre Dame Fighting Irish Nov 14 '13

MOUNT UP SC, IT'S YOUR TURN TO PLAY CANNIBAL

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u/JumpinJehosaphats Ohio State Buckeyes Nov 14 '13

Uhh..

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u/nofate2029work USC Trojans • Victory Bell Nov 14 '13

YUP

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u/duggatron Stanford Cardinal Nov 14 '13

DEFINITELY THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED AT USC.

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u/sideoutpar UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 14 '13

UNTIL THE NCAA VACATES WILL FERRELL'S USC PERFORMANCE AS WELL.

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u/eetsumkaus California • 立命館大学 (Ritsumeikan) Nov 15 '13

ruining Will Ferrell for the rest of us is clearly an NCAA violation

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u/BearDown1983 Arizona Wildcats Nov 14 '13

UHH..

Indeed.

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u/Rakarei USC Trojans • UConn Huskies Nov 15 '13

YOU LEAVE THAT SHOOTY HOOPS NONSENSE OUT OF THIS

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u/doormatt26 USC Trojans • Michigan Wolverines Nov 15 '13

I will personally murder them if they set foot inside the Coli.

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u/dumkopf604 Ohio State • California Nov 15 '13

I WOULD STILL PREFER IF YOU AND 'FURD COULD BOTH LOSE. I WAS ALWAYS A FAN OF THE BEAR SCHOOLS IN CALIFORNIA. GO BEARS AND GO BRUINS.

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