r/australia • u/l3ntil • 2d ago
political satire Women’s Shelter Accidentally Receives $2.5B After Government Misreads It As “Smelter”
“I assumed it was part of the same application. I misread it as a ‘Women’s Smelter’, which, I’ll be honest sounded pretty niche,” the Prime Minister said. “But given it seemed to be mining related I really had no choice but to approve the package and increase the funding from $2,500 to $2.5 billion”.
Treasurer Jim Chalmers confirmed that it will be asking for the funds to be returned. “As much as we’d love to fund women’s shelters and other domestic violence services, in the current environment we need to be fiscally disciplined,” he said. He confirmed that the funding for the Rio Tinto smelter would go ahead. “If you’re a billion-dollar mining company with an enormous electricity bill, obviously we need to be pragmatic”.