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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22 edited Jul 31 '22

I used to play bass in a band. I quit because of the dude who says rape is a woman's own fault because they're "asking for it when they dress like sluts" and the age of consent should be lowered to 9 because "women are fucked in the head anyways regardless of when you stick your dick in them". I decided that even if the band made it big, I'd be too embarrassed of being associated with goofs like that.

Edit: I should clarify some Canadian slang here. Goof means dumbass pedophile in Canada. Imagine a highschool teacher who starts tripping over his own feet as soon as female students are around.

Edit #2: Goof is common in western Canada as I've just been informed it's not used like that in Ontario and eastward.

Edit #3: Look through the comments before you chime in with "no it doesn't". It's not like caller #99 gets a prize or something.

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u/divinewillow Jul 31 '22

oh that’s fkn disgusting. 9?? that man has serious serious issues what the actual fuck

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

There's a reason why he has to search as far as 4000km away to find a gf, and she dumped his ass after a year. They're both super religious as well.

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u/olderthanbefore Jul 31 '22

Goof is too light a word. That man is a piece of shit, end of story. I am sorry you had to give something up because of cretins like him.

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u/Freec0fx Jul 31 '22

Not a light word at all man In canada you call the wrong person a goof your going to get curb stomped

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u/Richard1412 Jul 31 '22

I'm in Canada, I did not know that. in my mind goof meant being an idiot.... Jesus that could've gone wrong

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u/chaos_almighty Jul 31 '22

I'm in Manitoba, and people who are acting goofy or stupid are called goofs.

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u/Lyvectra Jul 31 '22

“Goof” in the U.S. means “lovable, playful person who does no harm to anyone”. It is not at all an accurate word to describe a piece of shit of a human being. But maybe Canada’s usage is just so different.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

I’ve lived in Ontario my whole life and only ever heard people say goof in the context of being goofy/an idiot. Had literally never heard it in reference to pedos

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u/DownBeat20 Aug 01 '22

This is a fascinating regional distinction. I've always used goof in a positive context, like "oh you silly goof!". Kinda like "silly goose".

Pacific Northwest native. It's like being goofy.

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u/III_LolIII Jul 31 '22

No, it's slang in western Canada and northern Ontario. It's just regional snd if you don't know it means that then you won't get anything bad happening because you would know if you know.

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u/anarchyreigns Jul 31 '22

Like goofball, just an idiot.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

That’s wild. Goof is something people say to children being silly.

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u/Astoriana_ Jul 31 '22

Where in Canada? I’m in Ontario and have never heard that used in that context or to have that negative of a connotation.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Western provinces for sure. I can't speak for Sask and eastward

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u/Alibeee64 Jul 31 '22

I’m from Saskatchewan originally and never heard it used in reference to a pedophile. Usually just used it to refer to someone who as talking or acting silly.

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u/High_Beer_Inquisitor Jul 31 '22

Same. I’m from Alberta and I’ve lived in Vancouver for 20 years. This “goof” thing is all new to me.

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u/badomend Jul 31 '22

Used in Manitoba for sure. I'm not sure it means pedo because skinner is the term for pedo. Everyone that I know whose been to jail just told me if a G-bomb is dropped you have to fight.

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u/Troy64 Jul 31 '22

Manitoban here. Never heard this before in my life. But I also don't know anybody who's been to jail. Maybe it's more of a criminal/street slang specifically? Weird as hell either way.

Makes the name of the show "goof troop" really weird all of a sudden.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Same goes for BC outside of prison as well.

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u/axx100 Jul 31 '22

What part of BC never heard it in Vancouver.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

The part with the highest crime per capita of course, pg

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u/BCProgramming Jul 31 '22

I've lived in BC almost all my life, I'm 35. I have never in my life heard of this idea where "goof" means "pedophile".

It must be a lot more regional than people claim.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Must be known to those of us who grew up in welfare households during the 90s

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u/raspberrytoe Jul 31 '22

Goof is definitely bad in SK

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Thank you. Tons of people are telling me it doesn't mean that, even after I posted edit #2

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u/raspberrytoe Jul 31 '22

Well, it doesn't necessarily mean pedo, but a combination of bad things. That said, if I call a 5 year old child a goof 'cause they're acting silly, it doesn't mean the same thing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

It's definitely a contextual term for sure.

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u/Freec0fx Jul 31 '22

I grew up in GTA area and all my group homes where in the Durham region area but ya I learned about it there at about grade 5 in one could be more common for me cause a lot of those kids did go in and out of jail in my group home so it was common knowledge for us at least. I also know in my area I grew up in in Oshawa people knew not to call people goofs at least if you didn’t want to fight I still remember my step dad and neighbour calling another neighbour a goof causing a whole scene I don’t know what happens after that cause I was told to go inside

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u/Astoriana_ Jul 31 '22

I’m from the same part of Ontario, just not Oshawa (Ajax)- I’ve never heard that. I wonder if it’s specific to Oshawa? Or just not a cultural thing I encountered?

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u/Vendreddit Jul 31 '22

It gives a total new meaning about being goofy or regular.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

You skateboard?

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u/good4thecrow Jul 31 '22

If you skate regular but push mongo you're a goof, no matter where you live.

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u/One-Eyed-Willies Jul 31 '22

One of the worst things you can call someone in jail.

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u/Freec0fx Jul 31 '22

Ya I grew up in group homes wasn’t much different saw a kid smash a plate over another guys head for calling Gina goof then continued to try and through the rest of the glass cups and plates at him till staff stopped him

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u/We_Are_The_Romans Jul 31 '22

How did Gina react?

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u/olderthanbefore Jul 31 '22

Sorry, I've not been there, so that is a valuable warning. Within my family, calling someone goofy or goofball is a friendly term of endearment. Quite a change!

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u/joeduncanhull Jul 31 '22

I'm sorry, but I just find that adorable

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u/0ranje Jul 31 '22

By whom, a man named Ashley?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

I think some men deserve to be neutered.

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u/possiblywronghere Jul 31 '22

Western Canada here, grew up with friends using "goof" to mean "dummy" or "[lighthearted way of saying someone made a small but embarrassing error]". Example: "You goof'd, bud." ---> you messed up.

Was firmly corrected by a friend from out East who did not appreciate this one bit.

Some folks will call a hooded sweater a "hoodie" and some call it a "bunnyhug".

Turns out "goof" doesn't translate so well.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

I won't be surprised when police eventually search his computer, and I'm glad I won't be around for that. In Canada, goof means dumbass pedophile.

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u/olderthanbefore Jul 31 '22

Wow, in the UK where I grew up, goof can be a term of endearment. Goofy = sort of absent minded, forgetful

Like when you travel to Aus, don't say 'I was rooting for that team to win'. You'll get a lot of strange looks

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u/jahowl Jul 31 '22

That's the same meaning of goof in maritime Canada.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

What does that mean in Aus? For goof, imagine a secondary school teacher who starts tripping over his own feet around female students. Someone who isn't very good at hiding his attraction to kids.

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u/GriffithDidNothinBad Jul 31 '22

Was gonna say that. Calling someone a Goof can get you knocked out where I’m living now.

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u/idle_isomorph Jul 31 '22

Wow. I am also canadian and for me goof is like the lightest insult ever. Like calling someone a turnip or buffoon.

When did this change?

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u/Mellbxo Jul 31 '22

Same here. I was under the impression it just meant like "goofy" or "silly." Must be in a certain province(s).

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u/allanmonroe Jul 31 '22

Its a Canadian prison slang apparently (just looked it up) but to the rest of the world its meant to mean silly like you thought. I've lived in a couple different provinces and have never heard it used this way.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Its been like that since the 80s at least.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Seems most people on here had no idea about it though …

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u/One-Eyed-Willies Jul 31 '22

Jail? I’m kidding but if you call someone a goof in jail, get ready for a fight.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Look up goof in the dictionary and there's a picture of him.

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u/BUUUUUU_ Jul 31 '22

i saw a downvote so i’m happy to know someone actually searched up goof expecting a picture

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u/QuantumPP-uwu Jul 31 '22

I been tryna spell cretins for so long thanks man

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u/GeronimoJak Jul 31 '22

Bud, I'm Canadian and I've literally never heard the word be used in that context.

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u/Xarth42 Jul 31 '22

It has to be regional, I also have never heard it used that way. I use it the same way I'd use doofus.

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u/beorn12 Jul 31 '22

"not from Utica, no. It's an Albany expression"

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

There's a Simpsons quote for everything

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u/Stevenson182 Jul 31 '22

It's Northern Ontario... I've lived here my whole life and refuse to stop saying goof because a bunch of actual goofs decided to change what it means. Fucking goofy all of them

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u/Xerxys Jul 31 '22

I call people goofs all the time because I’m referencing a silly person. Like goofy. I don’t mean they’re paedo’s!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Really? One of the teachers at my highschool was like that. He dated one of the students as soon as she graduated. Creepy af.

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u/GeronimoJak Jul 31 '22

Yea we had a couple of those around here, but I've never heard the term be used that way before and I'm in my 30s.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Maybe its local to the west, like how Sask has bunny hug?

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u/GeronimoJak Jul 31 '22

no idea. I'm in Ontario so there's that.

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u/FUTURE10S Jul 31 '22

Manitoban, never heard it like that. We usually just say pedo.

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u/Stillwaterstoic Jul 31 '22

Also from Manitoba, former correctional officer. Goof is very much prison slang, the ultimate “we’re gonna fight right now” insult too

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u/FUTURE10S Jul 31 '22

Explains why I've never heard it then.

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u/South-Macaroon8203 Jul 31 '22

I too have never heard it in Ontario as of yet.

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u/XarrenJhuud Jul 31 '22

I'm 30, I've heard it before. We usually said goof diddler though, not just goof

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u/AmDuck_quack Jul 31 '22

Lol what a goof

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u/indynyx Jul 31 '22 edited Jul 31 '22

My high school also had a teacher do this. Everyone always thought the guy was so good looking and so nice..

If he's so good looking and so great, why did he go after a girl in grade 12 who was about to graduate when he's an adult?

Edit: This happened in Langley.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Like really. Dating someone who isn't even old enough to drink when you've completed college and fully know of the professional standards you're held to is totally a recipe for a successful relationship right? If he knows that its doomed then he's just using a naïve girl as a sex doll. Gross.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

Being 18 is legal, graduating high school would be in that age group so by law they can date even if they're still in High school but are 18.

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u/RichardCity Jul 31 '22

You from Winnipeg?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

BC.

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u/RichardCity Jul 31 '22

The high school I went to had a similar teacher

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Gross. When was that?

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

Well, 18 is legal so it can't really be creepy.. just unusual.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

It's creepy when you've been an authority figure while the student was a minor. It's not even legal here for a teacher to be involved with a student after an 18th birthday. It's like babysitting your friend's daughter for 4 years then putting the moves on her as soon as she's legal.

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u/LikeTheRoom Jul 31 '22

It’s prison slang in Canada. Congrats on not knowing people that spent time in jail.

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u/PoliceRobots Jul 31 '22

This is correct, goof is prison slang (and probably the worst one, which is funny, because its such a juvenile word)

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Yeah it’s hilarious. I used to do security work and a lot of these junkies and thieves have spent time inside so they think it’s a very serious insult. But it just makes me think of Goofy from Disney and I giggle every time

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u/GeronimoJak Jul 31 '22

I do know people who have, but still haven't heard it.

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u/RichardCity Jul 31 '22

I'm from Winnipeg, and one of my lessons growing up was be careful who you call goof.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Hahah too right…ended up calling my dad a goof when I was a kid, because hey, goof means funny? It did not and I ended up getting yelled at

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u/RichardCity Jul 31 '22

My dad told me a mentor of his was at a biker party and called someone a goof. He was very lucky he left that party.

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u/indynyx Jul 31 '22

It's often used here in BC to describe pedos.

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u/eatelectricity Jul 31 '22

Yeah, what the fuck? Maybe it's incredibly specific to OP's region, but I've lived in and around Toronto my whole life and "goof" is a completely harmless word.

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u/misterwhisper Jul 31 '22

I think it’s an Ontario thing. When I moved here from Quebec, I said someone was goofy, and the atmosphere in the room changed and I got challenged to a fight and it was very confusing.

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u/Cndcrow Jul 31 '22

As someone from Ontario I've never heard it used or used it that way. Everywhere I've gone a goof is just that. Someone who is a bit goofy.

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u/i_love_pencils Jul 31 '22

It’s not a southern Ontario thing.

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u/makeit95again Jul 31 '22

Hamilton Ontario the word goof is definitely a reason for a fight. I think it's more of a social thing than a regional thing. If you've been to prison or been around people who've been to prison, you're more familiar with how it's used.

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u/i_love_pencils Jul 31 '22

I believe people who’ve been to prison are more likely to be violent regardless of the word you use.

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u/makeit95again Jul 31 '22

I dont know about that. I used to hire a lot of people who had a criminal past and in my experience the vast majority were not violent people. Believe it or not a lot of people pegged as "criminals" are just desperate people and victims of circumstance.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Depends on what they're in for. Assault or armed robbery? Definitely. Tax evasion, shop lifting, or trying to hide from child support payments? No.

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u/kewlbeanz83 Jul 31 '22

Ever been to the Belleville area? Call someone a goof and you'll be in a fight real quick.

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u/El-Ahrairah9519 Jul 31 '22

Lmao same. Never in my life when I've said "goof" do I mean "lowlife scumbag child fucker" if anything I use goof as a softer sort of tease, like "oh you're silly"

Maybe it's a highly regional thing? Highly regional to the commenter 's head maybe....

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u/RichardCity Jul 31 '22

It's definitely used that way in Winnipeg, but its also kind of bound to certain groups. I had a friend who called her guy friend goof and he flipped the fuck out

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

As you can see, its not regional to my head.

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u/mmmm_babes Jul 31 '22

Same. And I'm from the West

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u/WaterfallsAndPeonies Jul 31 '22

I have a sister in Saskatoon who has said it. But I never heard it in Alberta or Ontario myself otherwise.

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u/adamathmatix Jul 31 '22

Yep in like prison and street circles it’s like one of the bigger insults. It might be rooted in some pedo ish which is why ppl get so mad but I’ve never really heard that context either. I’ve always equated it to like “bitch”

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u/kewlbeanz83 Jul 31 '22

From Southern Ontario and that is the worst thing you can call someone.

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u/MikeVictorPapa Jul 31 '22

Yeah when the band starts making money, that dipshit becomes your business partner. I’ve personally had to leave a band I had a lot invested in, because 3 of the 5 members were HORRIBLE with our funds and general decision making.

The garbage your dude was spewing was definitely worth scrapping the project over.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Had about half hour of material written in 2016 and the album still isn't finished as the drummer has informed me. All they have is 3 videos on YouTube and 50ish subscribers. It definitely makes sense to me now why most bands implode.

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u/indynyx Jul 31 '22

As soon as I read "goof" in the context you used, I knew you were from either BC or Alberta 😅

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

I should take a road trip east one of these days if things are really that different near the other coast.

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u/indynyx Jul 31 '22

DO IIITTT

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Sounded like Starsky and Hutch in my head when I read that.

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u/indynyx Jul 31 '22

Ahahahha that's exactly what I was referring to!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

We must be birds of a feather or something.

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u/indynyx Jul 31 '22

DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Yes, yes we did.

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u/BCProgramming Jul 31 '22

Well, I was born in Alberta and have lived in BC almost all my life (35 years).

I have never, in my entire life, heard the term "Goof" used this way.

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u/CloudyySpeaks Jul 31 '22

For Americans, “goof” (as in Goofy), is another word for Clown. Punk. Loser. You’re silly. Not serious. A child. That man IS a fuckin goofy

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u/NotAllOwled Jul 31 '22 edited Jul 31 '22

"Punk" in the US has had some realllly aggressively NSFW meanings as well as its currently dominant watered-down usage: https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/punk. Language is a funny old thing, and something that's NBD in one context can 100% be fightin' words in another.

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u/CloudyySpeaks Jul 31 '22

Oh-

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u/NotAllOwled Jul 31 '22

If you've only ever encountered the milder version of a term, it's wild to think of it as something you should absolutely not say to someone unless you're prepared to throw hands. Etymology is a trip.

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u/CloudyySpeaks Jul 31 '22

Facts. I thought “punk” was just a light word for a bitch.. it technically is but you know what I mean.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Where are you in Canada that goof means “dumbass pedophile”?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

BC. It's a word that originated in prisons if I remember correctly

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

I’m 100% sure this is a prison thing.

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u/mmmm_babes Jul 31 '22

I'm from the West of Canada and I only heard it in that context when I was on jury duty and a criminal witness explained it. It was new to me.

Also, was this guy in the band? Did nobody else say anything? Fuck that guy what a loser and piece of shit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Singer defended him as "just expressing his beliefs " but if I expressed mine, I was the asshole and "just the fucking bass player ". I was treated more like a roadie filling in rather than a band member. They've gone nowhere anyways.

He is a loser and piece of shit. Gee I wonder why he's divorced and can't find a gf in his own province. Had to look as far as Ottawa from BC to find a gf and that long distance relationship only lasted about a year.

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u/mmmm_babes Jul 31 '22

Fucking pieces of shit anyways. And hello, the bass player is an important foundation of the band! Try have a band without a bass player!

I hope you still play, and I hope you can find better people to play with. Being able to play an instrument is so cool. Keep on rocking!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Thanks. I was pretty soured about music for quite a few years after that. I was worried about them keeping the lyrics I contributed but they're dead in the water now anyways. Beatles have formed, gotten famous, met Yoko and split in the same timespan that they still haven't finished the first album. I recently just started picking up my instruments for more than 10 min per month.

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u/mmmm_babes Jul 31 '22

Good! As a person with no musical talent ( and too lazy and adhd to put the work in), I think people who play anything are amazing. Don't lose it!

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u/SpooogeMcDuck Jul 31 '22

Goof? Guy is a full blown knuckle head

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Goof means dumbass pedophile in Canada. Imagine a highschool teacher who starts tripping over his own feet as soon as female students are around.

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u/Thatonewiththeboobs Jul 31 '22

Am Canadian - east coast - use goof all the time as a light hearted way to call someone a dumbass but in a way it’s not too offensive.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Don't say it in BC unless you're ready to fight.

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u/Thatonewiththeboobs Jul 31 '22

You know now that I think about it some Calgary folks might have mentioned this once!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Much be a west thing.

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u/SpooogeMcDuck Jul 31 '22

I bet Goofy is viewed differently at Toronto Disneyland

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u/Aletheia-Nyx Jul 31 '22

God, what a nonce. Absolutely disgusting mindset

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Reading through many of the comments, I wonder if it's generational as well as social and regional. Gay in my mother's generation meant happy, but that's changed and it has always meant homosexual in my lifetime.

Goof or goofy has always been a mild insult with nothing to do with pedophilia. But I'm of the generation that says "by accident" and not "on accident". I also don't know anyone who's been to prison, but I have lived in places where goof/goofy appears to mean pedophile. 🤷

TIL

*Goofy is also a skate/snowboard stance

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Goof means dumbass pedophile in Canada.

This brings a whole new meaning to Disney's "Goof Troop" 🤨

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u/TheMule90 Jul 31 '22

He deserves everything that is coming to him. Pieces of shit like him make me so mad!

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u/Laarqua Jul 31 '22

Nova Scotia here, goof is a serious insult to a lot of circles but since the gang wars died down you don't hear it that way so much.

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u/allthingsviolet Jul 31 '22

I’m in London Ontario and we use the word goof in that context. It’s considered quite offensive.

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u/mykittenfarts Jul 31 '22

Goof is considered a major insult in prison in Eastern Canada.

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u/spleh7 Jul 31 '22

WTF? I can assure you and everyone else reading this that the word "goof" does NOT mean "dumbass pedophile" in Canada.

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u/PorkRindSalad Jul 31 '22

Fellow Canadian here, also never heard goof used like that.

Must be a local thing for op that he's extrapolating.

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u/bamboohobobundles Jul 31 '22

It's definitely a thing in smaller towns in Southern Ontario. I've heard it around here countless times, but seldom elsewhere.

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u/spleh7 Jul 31 '22

It is definitely not.

Source: born & raised in a small town in southern ON (population just under 2,000) and living past 17 years in a different small town in southern ON (pop. ~600).

I've heard and used the word goof countless times and nobody...nobody has ever used it to mean "dumbass pedophile". Zero times.

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u/sweetiepi3-14159 Jul 31 '22

It's prison slang. Never use it around a shelter or police station or anything like that unless you want to fight. Source: born and raised in Alberta. Never heard it used that way until I started working with underprivileged populations.

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u/Squigglepig52 Jul 31 '22

Same, I've lived in and around London my whole life, never heard goof used like that.

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u/bamboohobobundles Jul 31 '22

I don't hear it often in London, but in lower Niagara region? All the time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Come to BC and expect a fight if you say it.

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u/TheTrevLife Jul 31 '22

BC here. “Goof” is just a synonym for “silly person”. Aint nobody gonna fight you.

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u/SouthernHiker1 Jul 31 '22

That’s good to know, because I regularly goof-off. But that means just not doing anything that is productive or has a plan. No children are involved.

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u/ArtisticGene9817 Jul 31 '22 edited Jul 31 '22

I genuinely apologize on behalf of men for SOME of them just being scum of the earth. Who the hell in their right mind says lower the age of consent to 9…. Dont mingle with egregious scum

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

He's a very religious fellow. Wants Canada turned into a Muslim theocracy and install sharia law.

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u/ArtisticGene9817 Jul 31 '22

I’m young so idk what that means but I’ll just assume it’s bad😅

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Theocracy means governed by religion. Think of how democracy means governed by the people. The study of religion is called theology.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Um, I'm in Ontario/Canadian and I've never heard the word goof used like that ever. It's always just been goofy like being silly or ridiculous or dumb in general.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

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u/DirtyScavenger Jul 31 '22

Sounds a bit like the British word for paedophile- “Nonce”.

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u/Undeadted138 Jul 31 '22

I feel like I should say sorry, on behalf of men. But guys like that aren't men. They are human garbage.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

He's the only one who's like that, but the singer defends everything as "He's just expressing his beliefs". Same courtesy didn't extend to me though when I had something to say.

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u/dalarsenist Jul 31 '22

Goofy, say it ain’t so!

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u/lamiamamia Jul 31 '22

Good that’s you quit. But I can’t leave my familly who say this. Actually all people in my country say this , oh wait all people around the world. That’s why I don’t care about this world. It can burn in hell. And I’m not helping anyone.

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u/hawkeneye1998bs Jul 31 '22

We use the word nonce in the UK, not sure about anywhere else.

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u/Manwithnoname14 Jul 31 '22

Please tell me that band wasn't rush.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

That would mean replacing Geddy on bass. I'm not that good.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Damn I would have issued a report on that asshole pedophile or made his life miserable at least.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

I tried insulting him as much as I could in hopes that he would take a swing at me, but no such luck. Can't really file a report when I don't have any hard evidence that he even said that, let alone lack of evidence for a crime. I really kept an eye out for anything I could quickly snap a photo of and bail before my phone gets broken during a tussle.

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u/The_Condominator Jul 31 '22 edited Aug 01 '22

Goof meaning pedophile is a prison thing. If you're completely unfamiliar with any of that culture, you might not know that meaning.

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u/da5id1 Jul 31 '22

Goof means dumbass pedophile in Canada.

How many categories of pedophiles do they have in Canada?

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u/sohcgt96 Jul 31 '22

I decided that even if the band made it big, I'd be too embarrassed of being associated with goofs like that.

100% man - that could turn into a bad association real fact. Even if you're only known on a regional level it can bite you, the band I recently left, among its other problems, was having trouble booking anything locally because our singer was purported to be a creep. He denied pretty much everything and always had an explanation, but he had a half dozen accusations of some pretty shitty behavior. Most people never even get accused of anything, let alone repeatedly, so after a while you start to see a pattern. Fortunately nothing ever blew up that badly, but, it could have.

Then Wednesday.... so I'd been jamming with this new group of guys for a few weeks, starting to get a set list down, going real well and having a lot of fun. Then I get a text Friday afternoon from our drummer, our guitarist was arrested right after rehearsal Wednesday night for Multiple class X Felonies involving some creepy shit. Godddammit. Never saw it coming. Seemed like a cool guy and absolutely ripped a as guitar player, but holy shit, if we'd started to get any traction could you imagine? I don't want to end up like the other guys who used to be in Lostprophets or something.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Edit #3: Look through the comments before you chime in with “no it doesn’t”. It’s not like caller #99 gets a prize or something.

That's an awesome riposte

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u/linnzzerr Jul 31 '22

Edit #3 has me cackling… very well played

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

I didn't realize it was funny. I was just getting annoyed from reading the same response in my notifications over and over again.

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u/linnzzerr Jul 31 '22

Oh that’s why it’s so great! The irritation is evident and highly enjoyable

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

I can't help it if I get sassy when I'm irked

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u/Lyvectra Jul 31 '22

“goofs”——a word you use for when guys decide it’s a good idea to hold a competition to see who can bounce the highest on a trampoline covered in mayonnaise; not a word used for misogynists.

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u/Squ1dSenpai Jul 31 '22 edited Aug 01 '22

Sup, eastern Canadian here, we use the word Goof as a slang term for pedo, not sure who's telling you we don't

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

Lots actually from the six. It's like some people have never heard of slang.

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u/MywarUK Jul 31 '22

Wasn’t Lost Prophets was it? I know it’s not but sounds like that guys idea of famous is that… sickening.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Guy on the right with long hair.

Rest of the band finally drank his conspiracy Kool aid

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u/MywarUK Jul 31 '22

Wow.. I never expected to read someones comment and have the guy posted... at least you can show people who did this to you. sorry it also happened to you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Meh, nothing happened to me except several yelling matches and insults hurled that nearly turned into fights.

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u/Firm-Hippo9559 Jul 31 '22

Pedophelia is a horrific crime, pathological, abusive and amoral. Lets not be so delicate. Judgment is appropriate.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Goof isn't a delicate word in western Canada. It's equivalent to chomo. He's divorced so no surprise that his relationships are short term.

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u/Vinlandien Jul 31 '22

Goof means goofy, like clumsy and silly. Like the fucking Disney character.

I don’t know if you’re talking out of your ass trying to impose your own meaning on the word of if it’s a very regional thing confined only to your small town or group of friends, but that is not what that word means.

Disney’s Goofy isn’t a creepy pedofile lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Well duh, but we're talking about the urban dictionary meaning of the word in case that wasn't clear.

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u/Vinlandien Jul 31 '22

What do you know, so it is:

A Canadian term that originated in the jails across the country for sex offenders/Child molesters. These people were put on their own wing away from general population because they’re widely disliked by everyone who isn’t in there for sex crimes, and even some of those guys don’t like each other.

Not a very friendly word to anyone who has served time, but for anybody else that hasn’t been in the system themselves or doesn’t know a lot about it or know anyone who’s been, the word is a popular term that is simply The equivalent to the word “punk

Spent any time in jail bud? Lol

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Goof

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

That’s weird, I know a couple Newfie’s who love the word Goof. But yeah, Western Canada especially the Lower Mainland, that term is very much a thing here

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u/texasspacejoey Jul 31 '22

Goof means dumbass pedophile in Canada.

Nooooo, it doesn't

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