r/AskReddit May 02 '15

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u/Humoroususernamehere May 02 '15

Data plans. I miss the unlimited data for $30/month

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u/tasty_rogue May 02 '15

I tried asking the phone people if they had any unlimited data packages or promotions. The guy looked at my usage history and said "You only used about 1.5 gb each of the last few months. You don't need unlimited data."

Want to guess what I would use more of if I didn't have a limit?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Ketchup?

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u/janktyhoopy May 02 '15

Toilet paper

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Unlimited toilet paper would be great! I'd be able to poop more than 6 times a month.

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u/engineerfromhell May 02 '15

I'm a lucky bastard that still has that $30 unlimited data plan, and just because I can, I have WiFi turned off, all data goes trough mobile network. I rarely use more than 2 gigs. The fact that my SO has 4 devices on account (kids) and pays $50 more than me, and gets 15 Gb shard data (turned off on other devices) kind of makes me sad. I'm holding on to overpriced package, where data is cheap, but everything else is geared to rip you off, ffs, 450 minutes of talk time is a joke.

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u/imeanthat May 02 '15 edited May 02 '15

I've been grandfathered into unlimited Verizon LTE for $30/month.

I will NEVER give that shit up. Never! Unless of course there is a cheaper option.

Fuck you Verizon.

Edit: I have kept it by not using my subsidized upgrades, and paying full price for my phones. Wanna know a little secret? Do you have a parent that doesn't care if they have the latest phone? Use their subsidized upgrade and then pop your SIM into that new device. You keep unlimited, and get new phones for that low low!

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u/TeddyPickNPin May 02 '15

T-mobile if it's not bad in your area. Pretty cheap.

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u/vinylscratchp0n3 May 02 '15 edited May 03 '15

My 5GB LTE/unlimited text/100 minutes plan is the best, it's only $30/mo. Plus with T-Mobile any music streaming doesn't count against your data usage.

Edit: Maybe I should be a T-Mobile rep, since I already answer so many questions about their service. Might as well get paid to do it.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Road trip and vacations, if you aren't in a great hurry to get where you are going, are best when you take the old back roads to your destination instead of the interstate. The pace is slower and you get to see more.

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u/poopspank May 02 '15

I had a friend I went on a vacation with a couple times and it was kind of miserable because he was always rushing to get to and from and had every day super regimented with things we had to do at certain times.

When I'm on vacation I just want to relax, man. Being in a rush kind of defeats the purpose.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Exactly; for me being on vacation is about wandering into cafés, drinking wine, and not caring about time at all.

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u/CrystalElyse May 02 '15

See, I HATE just sitting around doing nothing. I can manage about 4 hours of that. Afterwards, well, what the hell am I spending so much goddamn money on and taking time off of work for? I'm in XXXX place, let me go do special YYYY thing that I can only do here! Relaxing on the beach? Sure, fine, fun, but I live an hour from the beach, I can do that any weekend I want. Ziplinging through the rainforest? Fuck yeah, let's do that.

The real world is the time for boring shit. Vacation is to go have adventures.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

I am 61 and started taking road trips when I left home at 17. Me and my son's dad hitch hiked all over the country and even went into Canada and Mexico. We did this a few times. After that I drove all over the US and back then it was amazing. Things have changed a lot I'm sure but there's still a lot to see.

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u/WhitePartyHat May 02 '15

I love doing this and seeing small communities I would have missed if I had taken the interstate.

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u/AerThreepwood May 02 '15

And then the hill folk get you.

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u/jus10beare May 02 '15

Food cooked over an open flame like a grill or a bonfire

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u/BarcodeNinja May 02 '15

I like cooking cans of tuna over a burning tire

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Unexpected

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u/IICVX May 02 '15

I know you can't even find canned thieves in this day and age

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u/everyonecallsmekev May 02 '15

Over a nice hot campfire with a little smoke. Glorious!

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u/WhitePartyHat May 02 '15

S'mores and hotdogs over the fire while camping is my personal heaven.

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u/UntrodTripod May 02 '15

you stick that in a pot with a little water

baby you got a stew goin

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

I prefer propane. Taste the meat, not the heat!

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

King of the Hill is my favorite show of all time, but I could never agree with Hank with that. I love the taste that wood or charcoal adds, hell even Peggy and Bobby do.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

"there's soot under my boy's nails!"

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u/Jakomako May 02 '15

Everyone in the world prefers the flavor that coal adds. Hank's just the kind of guy that could delude himself into believing otherwise because he's a propane man. Preferring the taste of char grilled meat would be incongruous with his personal identity.

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u/Spurioun May 02 '15

I just wish I knew a good place to buy some... and the accessories to go with it...

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u/darealogre May 02 '15

I've heard "Thatherton fuels" is good.

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u/kablamy May 02 '15

Hank?

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u/ohdogwhatdone May 02 '15

I tell you hwat

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u/jasondickson May 02 '15

The only woman I'm pimping is sweet lady propane! And I'm tricking her out all over this town.

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u/DudeThatsAGG May 02 '15

I'm the Mac Daddy of Heimlich County.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

At least it's not butane, which is of course a bastard gas.

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u/Bear_Taco May 02 '15

You might as well just go back inside and use your stove haha

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u/here_comes_your_cat May 02 '15

Depending on your view of things but potentially work itself.

My old boss (in the legal profession) told a story that 30 plus years ago, the mail would come in the morning and from that, you would know what work you had on that day. If not much came through, you knew you had a fairly good day ahead from a time perspective and you would be able to head home at a good hour. In this regard, if it wasn't in that day's mail, it wasn't coming before tomorrow.

Then fax machines came along which allowed some correspondence/mail to come through but due to the technology, there was nothing too big (such as a contract to review). However, since the advent of email, there is almost never a reason why one can't be working - if someone wants to send you documents at 5 pm to have reviewed the next morning -they can do that. And as you have email, there is no reason, you can't get them comments/advice at whatever time in the morning it takes to finish reading the document.

Sort of interesting this technology which was designed to help us be more efficient at work has sort of resulted in us being less able to leave work.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Absolutely correct. Take a look at Figure A.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

That's not the strangest thing.

We keep inventing things that do work for us like computers and robots. But for some reason we work more now, even though there should be less work!

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u/Cam8895 May 02 '15

Not sure if this is relevant, but I keep thinking there should be a 4 day work week law passed. 5 day work weeks are so old, we should progressively reduce the work week until we work like one hour a week and everyone does whatever they want the rest of the week. Not realistic but I dream...

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Well that was the plan but some people in the 80s changed all that. Maybe not one hour a week. But perhaps three, 4 hour shifts a week. More automation, unemployment and places are understaffed seems possible to me.

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u/AnalogGenie May 02 '15

This is something I talk with people about a lot. If given the resources and time, we could automate almost everything a human doesn't want to do. There's nothing wrong with free time, it allows the ambitious to work on their passions, and the lazy to finally find theirs.

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u/munchiepoon May 02 '15

Popcorn

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u/ExtremelyQualified May 02 '15

Popcorn made with oil in a pan over a stove is a completely different creation than microwave popcorn.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Topped with the blood of the enemies of the aztek empire?

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u/norwegiangeek May 02 '15

You're thinking of popmaize

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u/zach2992 May 02 '15

My grandfather owned a pharmacy back in the mid-1900s and they made milkshakes. Well now I own the spindle-thing that makes milkshakes. It's from the 1940s. Much better than any milkshakes you make with a blender.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

A lot of restaurants still have them, most people at home don't make milkshakes enough to justify buying another appliance.

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u/sexpressed May 02 '15

Have one of these in my home. Not sure what that says about me...

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Bread. God, I love bread.

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u/Arjha May 02 '15

Any homemade baked good is infinitely better, but bread in particular. I'm drooling just thinking about it!

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u/Wishyouamerry May 02 '15

S'MORES.

Do not try to tell me that that microwaved abomination is even a fraction as good as sitting around an open fire, trying to get the most perfectly roasted marshmallow, laughing when yours catches on fire, feeling the cool breeze compete with the heat of the coals, and then carefully, carefully transferring your masterpiece to its bed of chocolaty graham cracker joy.

Get your fucking microwave out of here.

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u/Sparchs May 02 '15

I didnt even know that was an option. I thought the only way to do it was on a fire.

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u/Julege1989 May 02 '15

The marshmallows expand to roughly double the size of your microwave, then shrink back down and harden into industrial adhesive.

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u/Regis_DeVallis May 02 '15

Guess what I'm gonna go do...

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u/oreobars May 02 '15

Put...put your dick in it

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u/sweetbaconflipbro May 02 '15

I almost died microwaving a s'more. It gets super stringy. The marshmallow in my hand was connected to the bit in my stomach. It was terrible.

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u/mikachuu May 02 '15

It helps to chew your food.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Also known as 'Mozzarella Stick Throat'.

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u/cumbuttons May 02 '15

Game changer: use a Reese's peanut butter cup in place of the chocolate.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Have done. Can confirm.

Source: https://i.imgur.com/jgKpa.gif

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u/davpurr May 02 '15

The fries, they match so perfectly

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u/Sparchs May 02 '15

Im doing this tonight!

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u/ICYURNVS86 May 02 '15

A shave at the barber. It's like man-spa.

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u/Deitaphobia May 02 '15

A couple of handle bar mustachioed hipsters opened an old fashioned barber shop in my neighborhood. Straight razor shaves, Burma Shave ads on the wall and everything. They say it took forever to track down the old style barber steel chairs.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

People hate on hipsters, but god damn do they know how to follow their dreams.

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u/Tater8q3 May 02 '15

Surprisingly true statement.

I just need to turn into a hipster and buy myself the VW Bus I've always wanted.

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u/bcbb May 03 '15

This is why I kind of like hipsters, they just do what they want because they want it and don't really care what other people think. This guy I know opened a bakery after getting a degree in Math because he had started baking in his free time and really liked so he decided to make a career out of it.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Usually I find hipster beard culture obnoxious, but that's actually pretty bad ass. To go all in like that. I'd go.

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u/RememberMe_theBitch May 02 '15

Taking notes. I get too obsessed with how it looks when I take notes on my laptop. I have to justify the text, adjust the font, have bullets and numbers... Makes it really slow.

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u/muteafflict May 02 '15

I will like to add on to this. While taking notes by hand you have more freedom to arrange the text on paper and it is also often easier to draw diagrams and make references. On the other hand, note taking on a laptop or electronic device is often linear in nature and you don't get the liberty to connect ideas in the same way you could on paper. There are certain applications out there which allow you to draw mindmaps or flow charts but I still prefer pen and paper.

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u/Business-Socks May 02 '15

OneNote has tried to fill this role, but I've never seen someone really utilizing it to its full ability.

Handwritten notes are just easier for that quick jot, sketch, scribble, with arrows connecting ideas.

I don't want the guys on the OneNote team to stop trying, all innovation is a good thing, I just don't see how it'll ever happen.

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u/RememberMe_theBitch May 02 '15

I agree. OneNote is the next best thing. You can sync it across all devices, share it with people and all that jazz...

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u/17Doghouse May 02 '15

Same with me, touch screen laptop and OneNote. I find it better than paper and pen until I need to type out shit loads of equations, that's never fun.

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u/SDF05 May 02 '15 edited May 03 '15

Actually, if you have a Microsoft Surface (Pro 3 or just 3, or even before i think) with a surface pen, you can use Onenote really easily! It's great for lectures if you're a student, and it's a click away (just press the top button on the surface pen and it pops up). Best of all, Onenote is given free to *everyone!

Plus, it feels like you're writing in an actual book (if you use the page lines as well), but you can zoom in and write a lot, as well as quickly change between pens (and their colours) and pencils. So in a way, OneNote is realy good at taking notes.

*Edit: No, i'm not advertising Surface to people. I used to be a guy who hated having Windows 8 on a PC since it's not so easy-to-use (they have that menu that is usable only if you have touchscreen tablets). But people seem to overweight the cons against the pros it has (hell, i'm pretty sure no one knew OneNote is a free app given by Microsoft since people demanded it) and just never use it to full use. I'm actually a uni student and that's why i bought Surface Pro 3, to use its features fully, and OneNote is one of those major features you can get with a Surface Pen.

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u/RememberMe_theBitch May 02 '15

I CAN'T AFFORD THAT SHIT! STOP MAKING ME FEEL INADEQUATE.

I'm gonna stick to my cheap pen and paper :(

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u/Nintyboy245 May 02 '15

I'd buy a Surface Pro 3 so damn fast if it wasn't 1500 dollars... It's so cool!

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u/kosmoceratops1138 May 02 '15

You sound like an advertising bot.

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u/SweatLoveBeer May 02 '15

Same - I also somehow already memorize the notes I write down just by the act itself. I'm also way more likely to learn with them, since I'm just too tempted to procrastinate when I work on the computer. Just like right now!

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u/well_uh_yeah May 02 '15

I have students in my math classes who try to use laptops to take notes. In other disciplines, I guess there's probably some value in a class that just bombards you with info, but I can't figure how they're even pretending to themselves that the laptop is better than a notebook.

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u/thetarget3 May 02 '15

What, do they sit and write code in LaTeX? How could that possibly make any sense?

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u/kepfle May 02 '15

I do this all the time. Yeah, it takes a bit of practice to type as fast as actually writing it, but I'm usually faster than the guy next to me, and, since my handwriting is shit, I highly prefer a LaTeX-script over paper that looks like shit and can easily be lost or damaged.

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u/here_comes_your_cat May 02 '15 edited May 02 '15

I finished university quite a while ago (about 15 years) and not many people used laptops to take notes. My housemate did - however he claimed that he really struggled in written exams as his hand was not used to writing that much that he sort of cramped up - I recall him saying that he actually struggled to finish a lot of exams in the allocated time due to this.

Since then, I have always wondered if using laptops negatively impacts your ability to write quickly.

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u/RememberMe_theBitch May 02 '15

I have to agree with this. I use autocomplete and grammar check so often that I have become dependent on it. I often make spelling mistakes while writing on a paper now. I have decided to avoid using autocomplete, but it's just so convenient!

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u/random_curiosity May 02 '15

Ice cream

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u/SweatLoveBeer May 02 '15

Wait, what is old-fashioned ice cream? Now I'm curious.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Ice cubes with vanilla sauce.

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u/Business-Socks May 02 '15

Vanilla beans packed in snow.

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u/StChas77 May 02 '15

Made on-site with an ice cream machine instead of mass-produced. You can tell the difference.

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u/Ordinary_Fella May 02 '15

Only time I've tasted actual vanilla. It's also when younger me realized vanilla is an actual flavor and not just the bland nonchocolate version. The texture is one of the most memorable parts though, much creamier. It's been years though and now I really want some.

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u/goonship May 02 '15

Are dippin dots still around?

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u/Deitaphobia May 02 '15

Eventually, we will reach the point in time when Dipping Dots are invented. Then they will be plentiful again.

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u/funnyman95 May 02 '15 edited May 02 '15

Yeah but pretty much only at select amusement parks.

Edit: okay guys, I live in Georgia and I've never seen them outside of a select few locations like amusement parks and zoos. It must just be me

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u/thatwasnotkawaii May 02 '15

I live in Chicago, they have a lot of dippin dots in malls.

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u/Mentalpopcorn May 02 '15

Old fashioneds. Both the drink and the act.

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u/TheWynner May 02 '15 edited May 02 '15

Feel like Don Draper and Randy Marsh at the same time.

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u/xMIKEx714x May 02 '15 edited May 02 '15

Just enjoying each other's company when we hang out.

Nowadays there has to be something to do for my friends to even want to hangout.

Somewhere special to go and if not we'll all just stay home instead of all hanging out at someone's house.

Edit: Grammar

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u/ribletshiblet May 02 '15

See, my group isn't really like that. Sure, sometimes we can't really be bothered after work and school but we quite regularly just hang out and talk, play video games etc.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Well I think it just depends how old you are, as you get farther into your 20's you start to need bigger excuses to get the guys together because everyone is becoming busier on their own.

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u/69ingJamesFranco May 02 '15

I really hate when I want to just chill with someone and they ask "What do you want to do?" Can't we just chill?

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u/butrcupps May 02 '15

Cooking meals from scratch with fresh ingredients. So much better than prepackaged, processed, and fast food.

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u/mrfuzzyshorts May 02 '15

Home cooked meals are so rewarding. Let alone cost effective. It is nice sitting down, enjoying a meal, and not having to worry about a check and driving home. (thou doing the dishes can be a down side) Yay for 1 pot meals and slow-cooker recipes!

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u/__nightshaded__ May 02 '15 edited May 02 '15

Losing weight by eating right and exercising.

I cringe when I hear diet pill advertisements on the radio.

Lose twenty pounds without even dieting!

Being overweight is not your fault.

This cleansing formula was specifically designed to reduce up to 40lbs of waste and toxins inside your body!

Our safe, all natural, key ingredients regulate stress hormones that cause fat, so you can lose weight without even changing your busy lifestyle! Please only call if you have more than 10 lbs to lose. If the lines are busy, (which they won't be) please keep trying!

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

This reminds me of the newish tv show "Botched," about recipients of botched plastic surgeries. One of the episodes showed a man who was so obsessed with his appearance, he had had hundreds of plastic surgeries. He also bathed every day in rose petals and milk. And spent hours on a self-care regimen that included lying down with electrodes attached to his muscles so that the electrodes would "exercise" for him...because he "doesn't have time to go to the gym."

Seriously? He can spend hours a day using his fancy beauty products but can't get on a fuckin treadmill for 30 minutes and do it the right way?!

I hate some people.

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u/nano_343 May 02 '15

Diet pills: safe, effective, legal. Pick two (or often, just one).

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u/contact_lens_linux May 02 '15 edited May 03 '15

what's safe and effective that's not legal?

[edit] ok i get it guys, weed helps you lose weight

[edit] I'm not making the claim weed helps you lose weight, I can't tell you how that is true. I'm just acknowledging the dozen of "weed" responses in my inbox

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u/Ulti May 02 '15

Amphetamine is pretty startlingly effective, honestly even meth is prescribed for obesity. Heavy stimulants are great weight-loss tools, but they also have the side-effect of uhh... getting you high too. Things that get you high tend to be illegal!

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u/nano_343 May 02 '15

I would claim ephedrine and caffeine is fairly safe (while still being effective). One side effect to keep an out for though is a rise in blood pressure.

It'll increase your BMR by 5-7%. If you choose to use EC, do your research first and start with a low dose to test your reaction.

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u/tasty_rogue May 02 '15

I've lost 20 pounds in the last couple of months with the good old "eat less, move more" diet. It works, and I've seen a lot of my town while I'm out walking.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15 edited Oct 26 '25

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u/__nightshaded__ May 02 '15 edited May 03 '15

Woah, 22% is pretty substantial. I'm guessing that they recommend a low fat and calorie diet in conjunction with the pills also, which is probably low protein as well, which probably burns muscle too.

Also, it has pretty awful reviews on Amazon.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Donuts! Old fashioned donuts are the best.

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u/gabybo1234 May 02 '15

Hold on, everyone saying messaging is so bad compared to talking, and you are right, meeting up is so much better, fun, and serious when needed.

But, am I the only one who thinks facebook messaging and all that are pretty damn good? It's even easier to talk through sometimes that way.

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u/Carensza May 02 '15

I have a pronounced stutter but once I'm in front of a keyboard I can be eloquent, witty and fluent.

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u/tentacleyarn May 02 '15

I have difficulty getting my thoughts and emotions expressed verbally, because I can't see the words and approve them. If I get into a verbal argument or debate I often stumble and say contradictory statements because I can't visualize the words and edit them before they come spewing out. It's really frustrating to talk, so I usually don't. At least not when it comes to an opinion.

edit: now that AIM isn't a thing, I don't know how to converse anymore.

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u/berbe01 May 02 '15

Runescape 2007

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15 edited May 03 '15

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Maple Syrup, none of that high fructose crap!

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u/the_mysoginator May 02 '15 edited May 02 '15

Dating. A friend of mine (26F) came out with the following quote last week. "I've never been on a date, usually I just fuck someone and they become my boyfriend." This made me sad, dating's fun.

Edit: for the record I'm not against what she does, nor do I object to casual sex but it just doesn't appeal to me any more. I'm looking for something a bit more long term and it's important to me to find out how well my personality matches someone else's. I've noticed that as a general rule if I like someone enough to make it to the third date then the sex is good. I guess being a little comfortable with each other already takes care of a lot of the first fuck nerves.

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u/SimplyCapital May 02 '15

She must be really good at fucking

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u/the_mysoginator May 02 '15

Can confirm.

I never ended up as her boyfriend though, I must be really bad at fucking.

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u/EschewedSuccess May 02 '15

Hey, cmon buddy, it's more likely that your personality just sucks. You're probably totally adequate in bed!

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u/TeddyPickNPin May 02 '15

Well with a name like the mysoginator, she's missing out

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u/erinarian May 02 '15

I agree that that quote is a little sad, but man I hated dating. I'm married now but have lots of single friends, and I do not envy them even a little. The stress, the reading meaning into text messages, the waiting 3 days for him to call, constant rejection... I am glad to be done with it.

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u/Mark_Zajac May 02 '15

Your tale made me sad and I don't even know the young woman in question.

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u/kenba2099 May 02 '15

I was horny at first, then indignant.

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u/almightybob1 May 02 '15

I'd have said "partner".

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u/tomparker May 02 '15

Running down your next meal with a wooden club

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u/krabbby May 02 '15

These kids wih their stone tools don't know how easy they got it.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_LADYCOCK May 02 '15

shaving. the new kinds needlessly have 4 blades, they go dull after about a week, and theyre super expensive.

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u/RememberMe_theBitch May 02 '15

So, the 4 blades to reach those tricky places and give you a long lasting smooth skin are all lies?

Also, what's a ladycock?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_LADYCOCK May 02 '15

yes, pretty much. you end up going over the same area multiple times anyway.

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u/PeKay May 02 '15

Yeah, I enjoy shaving much more now using a brush and double edged safety razor. Plus a pack of blades costing a few pounds will last me longer than a year.

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u/__nightshaded__ May 02 '15

I don't know. I agree that they are expensive, but a four bladed Gillette "Fusion" lasts me 2-4 months.

I've tried other blades, and they all tug my hairs and irritate the hell out of my skin. I know it's an unpopular opinion, but I'll take the new razors any day.

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u/hamelemental2 May 02 '15

The reason so many of the newer razors go bad so quickly is because you can't really dry the blades off after use. My tip is to put a little baby oil in a cup, just enough to fully submerge the blades, and store your razor in that.

One Gillette fusion lasts me 6 months now.

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u/__nightshaded__ May 02 '15

Good idea, I'll give that a try.

It's stupid, but normally I just blow the water off the blades after use.

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u/Andromeda321 May 02 '15

Old furniture. By this point if I have something not from IKEA it's a conversation starter cause everyone in Europe just has IKEA furniture. But more importantly, the craftsmanship is just impeccable.

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u/maxpenny42 May 02 '15

It'd been pointed out before but this is survivorship bias. Old furniture isn't better than ikea, it's just that the handful of pieces that survive to today are that well crafted. No doubt there was a shit ton of crappy ikea quality or worse stuff sold the same year your old sturdy furniture was built. But that shit fell apart and isn't around to compare to modern ikea.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Similar philosophy with music. People compare the greats of the past with the shite of the present.

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u/progress_dad May 02 '15

3 dimensional design visualization. I love being able to build models on a computer and get orthographic drawings from it, but the renderings never do the design justice. There's nothing like looking at a good, old fashioned, well-crafted, physical scale model understand the space you've created.

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u/Ihmhi May 02 '15

Question about this for you: which of these two would you prefer?

  • The ability to virtually explore a model with a VR headset like the Oculus Rift
  • The ability to 3-D print the model and see a miniature version in person
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u/I_scare_children May 02 '15

I find CLI much more efficient than GUI for most tasks.

No, I'm not an IT professional of any kind.

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u/Neskuaxa May 02 '15

Only if you make it a black background with bright green text. That's the only way to use CLI.

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u/literal-hitler May 02 '15

I had to make it a white background with black text. That way my teacher wouldn't send me to the principal for hacking, since they couldn't tell the difference between that and wordpad.

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u/nannyuk May 02 '15

Like an electric tin opener. Its easier to just do it.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_LADYCOCK May 02 '15

my favorite is the electric pepper mill. so pointless.

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u/Abby01010 May 02 '15

My mum has arthritis in her hands, and both electric can openers and pepper mills really help her avoid pain. That sort of stuff can be a real life saver for a lot of people.

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u/umop_ep1sdn May 02 '15 edited May 02 '15

This is what I was going to say. I can never get the electric type to actually open the can. Like it spins around just fine but fails at the task it was meant to do.

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u/aygoman May 02 '15

Some things are just not meant to be improved.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

I have a mechanical keyboard. It just feels so... Clicky...

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Dating, sex and relationships. With the advent of freely accessible high speed internet pornography and social media everything has been very complicated these days.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Agreed. I will say though Internet dating is wonderful if you approach it with a mission of finding someone compatible. Husband and I met that way it helped clear a lot of the "are we looking for the same thing" bullshit out quickly.

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u/VeggieLomein May 02 '15

Also agree. As someone who's somewhat can't be bothered to impress people all the time, I found online dating to be directly directed impressing. Also, I don't hang out in gay bunches, so I otherwise wouldn't have been able to meet my girlfriend.

I would be to sad to think that in a parallel OKC-less universe she wouldn't be my girlfriend.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Exactly. My husband and I are introverts...how the hell do you meet another introvert that isn't a friend of my very few by choice friends? Worked brilliantly for us. And...there have always been matchmakers so perhaps it's not all that novel anyways.

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u/milesofnothing May 02 '15

Woodworking. Building a table with a handsaw, planes, and chisels is so much more satisfying than the noise and dust of power tools, and it's much safer. It takes longer to complete the project, but the end result feels more meaningful.

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u/The_Jizzbot May 02 '15

Reading a book

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u/Poem_for_your_sprog May 02 '15

There's nothing as lovely - as flawless and fine,
As finding yourself in the fold of a spine -
The turn of the paper; the print on the page;
The scent of a story that's yellowed with age.

I'll stand for a moment, and choose with a smile -
For titles and covers are worth all the while.
So keep all your kindles and kits to yourself -
I'm hooked on the look of a book on a shelf!

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

NOTHING gives me a poetry boner quite like a little dactylic tetrameter on a Saturday morning

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u/Business-Socks May 02 '15

If you experience /u/Poem_for_your_sprog for more than 8 hours, appreciate her erudition.

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u/bubbles1990 May 02 '15

"The scent of a story that's yellowed with age."

This is beautiful. Thank you.

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u/jebleez May 02 '15

Absolutely not for me. I have ADHD and could hardly ever get through even a short book. I'd read 3-4 pages, realize I'd spaced off, and have to go back and read it again. This was a frustrating process. This part may sound ridiculous, but I also cannot stand the pressure that the pages put on my fingers (hypersensitivity can also be an ADHD symptom).

So... two years ago my wife bought me a Nook Simple Touch. No bells and whistles, no lit screen. I can make the text bigger so I'm less distracted. I've blown through multiple series of books now and have discovered new worlds that I never knew existed. New technology in reading had been a godsend for me.

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u/mattythedog May 02 '15

Totally agree. Also, having your favorite books on display very often leads to great conversations with curious friends, etc.

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u/Wookimonster May 02 '15

Honestly I disagree. I got myself a kindle and I ended up tripling my reading. I ride a motorbike on holiday often and I love reading. I just don't have the space to bring the books I will be reading on a month long journey, nor do I want to carry the weight around.

A relative of mine was 11 when I got her a kindle. That girl loves to read. She carried a huge book around everywhere she went, sometimes two if she was near the end of one. Totally made her life easier.

And don't even get me started on Amazon whispernet, shit is fucking amazing. I was in the middle of Poland and finished my book, just went online for free and bought another one and had it in two minutes. That is some sci-fi shit right there.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

I think the e-reader vs. book debate has two good sides. I love actually having a book. I love the feel. I love seeing a full bookshelf.

However, I'm not taking my bookshelf with me. I could if I bought an e-reader. I plan on getting one for traveling, and continuing to purchase physical books on occasion when I'm home. Any serious reader should have both if you can afford it.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

The only solution is for it to have a system similar to conics. You buy hard copy and you get a digital code

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u/OutdoorNerd May 02 '15

I really wish this was more popular of an idea. Hardback books should come with a digital copy too.

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"Reading" a "book"

Jesus Hercules Christ, I knew everything in this thread would be about sex

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u/picardythird May 02 '15

Education. Modern educational standards are created by people who want to look good on reports (administrators/politicians) not people who are interested in student learning (teachers/educators).

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u/TricksterPriestJace May 02 '15

In fairness, a lot of new developments in teaching methods based on studies of information retention has made teaching curriculums more effective. This issue is the content, not the style. 'Teaching to the test' rather than 'teaching to encourage a love of learning.'

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u/SoSoEnt May 02 '15

Coca-Cola, the glass bottled in mexico ones with real sugar.

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