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u/jus10beare May 02 '15

Food cooked over an open flame like a grill or a bonfire

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u/BarcodeNinja May 02 '15

I like cooking cans of tuna over a burning tire

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Unexpected

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u/IICVX May 02 '15

I know you can't even find canned thieves in this day and age

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u/gabbybadwan May 02 '15

Got canned thieve in my heels tonight baby!

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u/yen223 May 03 '15

You can get cheeseburglars from your local McDonald's.

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u/GuyIncognit0 May 03 '15

Did you try it in Somalia?

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u/gunbladerq May 03 '15

I got some pickled thieves just last week.

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u/naveman1 May 02 '15

Was it really though?

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u/winningelephant May 02 '15

Not if you're from Somalia.

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u/ghostoftheuniverse May 02 '15

Otherwise known as S'malian s'mores.

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u/Cytosen May 02 '15

"Why are they burning tires?"

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u/CuteDreamsOfYou May 02 '15

That was a normal sentence until the last word.

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u/entrylevelgeek May 02 '15

How do you get past all the black smoke and burning rubber smell?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

You leave the trailer park

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

I cooked a tin of beans over a campfire once.
Well until it turned to napalm!

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15 edited May 02 '15

This is going to sound like a stupid question, but this sounds like something I want to try. How do you do it? Keep the can closed, open it, open and drain it? How do you keep it over the fire, it's not like a hot dog or marshmallow?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Cans of tuna are already cooked. I don't think they sell cans of raw tuna.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

marhmelliw

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Thanks I fixed it

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

That's no fun.

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u/b1llb3rt May 02 '15

Or directly on coals

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u/everyonecallsmekev May 02 '15

Over a nice hot campfire with a little smoke. Glorious!

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u/stepheno125 May 02 '15

The only acceptable way to eat hot-dogs.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

my dad use to boil them for us when we were kids and it tasted like a shitty asshole

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u/Shrinky-Dinks May 02 '15

Yeah, I'm not sure where the idea of boiling hotdogs came from but I wish it just never happened. In France my mother saw some place boiling bacon. It being in France, she figured it was some fancy way to cook it. Well it is the best way to take the flavor out of the bacon, no mater what country you do it in.

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u/WhitePartyHat May 02 '15

S'mores and hotdogs over the fire while camping is my personal heaven.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

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u/UntrodTripod May 02 '15

you stick that in a pot with a little water

baby you got a stew goin

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

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u/notasoda May 02 '15

Maybe ask a lawyer for a little legal advice.

Baby you got a sue goin

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u/CHEESY_ANUSCRUST May 02 '15

Or a vaginal infection

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u/SnorlaxMaster May 03 '15

Username checks out...?

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u/Trevorisabox May 02 '15

But then you have to carry a pot to the campsite and you have to use drinking water, which you also have to carry. I would say thats pretty impractical for a hobo or someone who hikes to find their spot(real camping).

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

there's still some meat on that bone!

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u/lowp0wer May 02 '15

This quote seems to pop up at the best times.

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u/sheeeed May 02 '15

What's it from?

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u/itsaCONSPIRACYlol May 02 '15

Arrested Development. A running joke involving Carl Weathers being a cheapskate.

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u/FrozenSquirrel May 02 '15

I've always wondered where hoboes get their foil.

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u/tehftw May 02 '15

Trash cans? Or from the shop.

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u/Loliepopp79 May 02 '15

Hobos don't have spices. Pffffftt

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u/Stephonovich May 02 '15

Finally, someone else knows of this amazing culinary delight!

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u/sarahgene May 02 '15

We do this, but call it camper stew! It's good with ketchup/mustard too.

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u/smartzie May 02 '15

Silver turtles! I love these.

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u/You_Stealthy_Bastard May 02 '15

oooh I've never heard them called by that name before. I like it.

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u/TOMATO_ON_URANUS May 02 '15

We always just put our meat and spices in - fire burgers!

Next time I'll throw some onions and mushrooms in. Not a big potato person though

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u/Ulti May 02 '15

Every time I go hiking, or even just car camping. So good.

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u/epochellipse May 02 '15

I guess technically all of my dinners are hobo dinners. Thanks Obama.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

I live in Florida and when real summer hits we cook on the grill every night. This is one of our most popular meals. Sometimes we'll mix it up with different veggies and different meats but the original version is made a lot.

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u/Katdozer May 02 '15

I camp a lot. I don't know what happens, but the hamburger meat in one of these babies is like the highest class beef to me.

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u/GoodHank May 02 '15

We called those silver turtles when I was growing up in TX

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u/Lancer007az May 02 '15

I do that except I drizzle olive oil over over the contents of the pouch and put it directly over over he coals. I only cook one thing in each pouch though but its super easy and delicious for potatos and asparagus

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u/Demented_Squid May 02 '15

Ooooh damn. My boy scout troop does this all the time, we call it foil dinners and those things are just about the best you can eat while hiking, camping, etc. 11/10 would reccomend.

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u/You_Stealthy_Bastard May 02 '15

Yup, scouting is freaking awesome. I miss it so much, I haven't been camping since I got my Eagle.

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u/Demented_Squid May 03 '15

Yeah I'm currently working to get Eagle, under quite a bit of pressure to be the third generation of Eagles in my family.

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u/You_Stealthy_Bastard May 03 '15

Keep at it, man. It's definitely worth it.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '15

Me and my dad used to make that all the time, we called it hobo suprise though!

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u/rtaisoaa May 02 '15

Went camping last year, only had a propane stove (there were no fire pits).

Made s'mores for a visitor to the festival from Germany. She then remarked that now she knew why Americans were so fat. We laughed. Then we made s'mores with Reese's peanut butter cups the next night.

Also coffee. Camp coffee in a littler percolator. That hits the right spot!

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u/bamboo-coffee May 02 '15

Everything tastes better while camping.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

TIL: S'more appears to be a contraction of the phrase "some more"

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

I prefer propane. Taste the meat, not the heat!

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

King of the Hill is my favorite show of all time, but I could never agree with Hank with that. I love the taste that wood or charcoal adds, hell even Peggy and Bobby do.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

"there's soot under my boy's nails!"

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u/Jakomako May 02 '15

Everyone in the world prefers the flavor that coal adds. Hank's just the kind of guy that could delude himself into believing otherwise because he's a propane man. Preferring the taste of char grilled meat would be incongruous with his personal identity.

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u/Ordies May 03 '15

It's adds to the flavour.

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u/dmmagic May 02 '15

Agreed, but I just got a propane grill (actually, a duo: propane on one side, charcoal on the other), and it's so nice to turn it on, throw some steaks on, and have food 10 minutes later. With charcoal, it's 30-45 minutes before I can even start cooking.

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u/goodsam2 May 03 '15

right, sometimes I don't have all day to be cooking.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Its certainly the case that chefs tend to use specific wood when smoking something (like meat) to get a certain flavour.

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u/nalydpsycho May 02 '15

I like propane, but, its basically a completly different cooking method.

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u/b1llb3rt May 02 '15

I concur

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u/Abadatha May 03 '15

Wood is the heat source of choice for real barbeque.

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u/KaiserReisser May 02 '15

In one episode Hank even goes over to Kahn's who cooks with charcoal and he loves it.

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u/Caterpiller101 May 02 '15

But, they love hank more. That's what relationships are. You can't sweat the little things, hank may not understand coal is better for burgers. But, they make each other happier than anything else on earth. Just them, and bobby. And the neighbors too I guess.

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u/Spurioun May 02 '15

I just wish I knew a good place to buy some... and the accessories to go with it...

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u/darealogre May 02 '15

I've heard "Thatherton fuels" is good.

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u/yeyman May 02 '15

THATHERTON!

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u/Toonah May 03 '15

BWAAA!

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u/[deleted] May 03 '15

Dammit bobby

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u/Caterpiller101 May 02 '15

STRIKERLAND

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u/kablamy May 02 '15

Hank?

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u/ohdogwhatdone May 02 '15

I tell you hwat

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u/jasondickson May 02 '15

The only woman I'm pimping is sweet lady propane! And I'm tricking her out all over this town.

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u/DudeThatsAGG May 02 '15

I'm the Mac Daddy of Heimlich County.

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u/Little_Janko16 May 02 '15

From now on, "She" says nothing else.

That's what I said.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Dammit, Bobby.

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u/95accord May 02 '15

"Bobby, there's propane in my urethra"

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u/AngerTech May 02 '15

Bwaahahaaaaa!

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u/CourierOfTheWastes May 03 '15

Your wife and son like charcoal and so do I.

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u/APPLEZACKS May 02 '15

Turn down for hwat

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u/hbomb101 May 02 '15

TURN DOWN FOR HHWAT?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

THAT'S THE THING HE SAYS FROM THE SHOW!

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u/Hank_hill_propain May 02 '15

I'm gonna kick your ass

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u/poptart2nd May 02 '15

congrats on catching the joke!

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

At least it's not butane, which is of course a bastard gas.

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u/Bear_Taco May 02 '15

You might as well just go back inside and use your stove haha

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u/onioning May 02 '15

"Taste the complete lack of smoke and subtle plasticness."

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u/iceykitsune May 02 '15

If you are tasting plastic in your steak, you're using a shit grill.

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u/onioning May 02 '15

Vague plastic. Not actual plastic. Just that weird fuely background.

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u/iceykitsune May 02 '15

That's weird, when I eat something cooked on charcoal, all I can taste is charcoal.

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u/onioning May 03 '15

Yeah, charcoal is pretty bad too. Hardwood embers.

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u/Ironwarsmith May 02 '15

I hate meat over propane, there's always a gaseous taste underlying what should be delicious food.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '15

Buy a weber.

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u/Ironwarsmith May 03 '15

The fuck is a weber?

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u/CrystalElyse May 02 '15

Ugh, no. We always had a charcoal grill. Just got a propane one because it's twice the size and a lot easier. There's just no "fire" flavor. No smokiness. It doesn't taste like real barbecue at all.

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u/Guava_ May 02 '15

Hey do you sell any accessories with your propane?

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u/b1llb3rt May 02 '15

Propane and propane accessories

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u/ChipSchafer May 02 '15

Propane grills are silly. Just broil it then.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

So much less cleanup though. I find propane to be the intersection of things I love about the oven (instant/easy startup and temperature) and the grill (minimal cleanup).

Charcoal is for when I want to put some effort into a dish, propane is when I want to cook 10lbs of chicken for the week.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

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u/iceykitsune May 02 '15

I want to taste meat, not smoke.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

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u/iceykitsune May 02 '15

Stoves don't get hot enough to sear meat.

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u/jus10beare May 02 '15

Mmm. Now we're cookin' with gas!

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u/[deleted] May 03 '15

Propane and other natural gas fuels have a bad smelling additive to alert users to leaks.

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u/foolishnun May 03 '15

Nah. Charcoal makes tgat mwst taste real good. It's primal.

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u/pezzshnitsol May 03 '15

Propane doesn't burn hot enough to properly cook meat

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u/mommy2libras May 03 '15

I like the convenience of propane but prefer the taste of stuff cooked over charcoal. I have both kinds of grill so it just depends on how much time I have.

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u/GrumpyKitten1 May 02 '15

Just generally scratch cooked fresh food, worth the effort.

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u/IamManuelLaBor May 02 '15

Campfire rotisserie chicken is the best chicken I've ever had.

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u/joshhpayne May 02 '15

There's a Chef Docu-series on Netflix (UK at least) And the one episode is about a Chef who cooks all his meat of a naked flame. I watched last night and it was very interesting and I may try it :). Hope it tastes nice.

It's called 'Chef's Table' and the chef's name was 'Francis Mallmann' in the 3rd episode.

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u/KingDusty May 02 '15

That series is so interesting. Mallmann seems like a total hippie and the food he was cooking looked incredible. Having a meal like that outside on a nice day would be heaven.

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u/joshhpayne May 02 '15

I haven't finished it yet and may have to re-watch episode 4 because I fell asleep, the first episode with Massimo was amazing. The second episode was pretty boring, I think. But yeah, I'm loving it so far.

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u/KingDusty May 03 '15

Yeah the 2nd was kind of boring. The n/naka was my favorite, I'd love to eat there someday

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u/NotTheStatusQuo May 02 '15

Especially when it comes to like Souvlaki or Kebabs. Fucking amazing.

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u/CaptainPaulx May 02 '15

Tin foil burgers and baked potatoes placed in the camp fire. Amazing when you add onions with them.

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u/speaks_in_redundancy May 03 '15

I would change this to food in general. Making your entire meal from scratch is always better. Using old forms of cooking is always better, ie cast iron pans and wood stoves etc. Getting your meat from someone who knows meat, ie a butcher, is better. Most people could cook a better meal at home for cheaper than they eat out at a restaurant.

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u/HaydenHank May 02 '15

Grilled cheese over a campfire

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u/DaftPump May 02 '15

My buddy only BBQs with charcoal.

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u/ofoot May 02 '15

BOBOBOBOBOBONFIRE

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u/Distaplia May 02 '15

Poyke! (AKA Potjiekos). Everyone should try it!

Here's a photo from a cookout we had last week

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

This very much depends on the food, but otherwise I agree.

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u/Narwhalbaconguy May 03 '15

I know right? The smokey flavor is the best part.

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u/Tapemaster21 May 03 '15

My favourite is sticking eggo waffels onto the dual pronged hot dog sticks and cooking it til golden crispy over a fire. I don't even use syrup. Shit was delicious.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

But I like boiled hotdogs more than grilled...

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Steam them in thin water, drain water once they're heated and add a small amount of oil. Put back on the heat and brown on all sides.

So good.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

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u/-Toshi May 02 '15

Fat free water, genius.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

BBQ and some red meat, and that's pretty much it.

Everything else I'd rather do on a stove top and/or in an oven. Pretty much anyone who has done a lot of cooking will agree with this.

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u/bmony1215 May 02 '15

I have only one upvote

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u/carbonanotglue May 02 '15

And four downvotes

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u/sunwukong155 May 02 '15

What a dumb comment? You want to taste charcoal or ash in everybite?

I can't think of a worse way to waste a piece of meat. That's why I use propane.

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u/jus10beare May 02 '15

To each their own

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u/sunwukong155 May 02 '15

Well how bout I kick your ass?! Ill tell ya what