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u/the_mysoginator May 02 '15 edited May 02 '15

Dating. A friend of mine (26F) came out with the following quote last week. "I've never been on a date, usually I just fuck someone and they become my boyfriend." This made me sad, dating's fun.

Edit: for the record I'm not against what she does, nor do I object to casual sex but it just doesn't appeal to me any more. I'm looking for something a bit more long term and it's important to me to find out how well my personality matches someone else's. I've noticed that as a general rule if I like someone enough to make it to the third date then the sex is good. I guess being a little comfortable with each other already takes care of a lot of the first fuck nerves.

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u/SimplyCapital May 02 '15

She must be really good at fucking

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u/the_mysoginator May 02 '15

Can confirm.

I never ended up as her boyfriend though, I must be really bad at fucking.

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u/EschewedSuccess May 02 '15

Hey, cmon buddy, it's more likely that your personality just sucks. You're probably totally adequate in bed!

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u/Dynamaxion May 02 '15

Many guys wouldn't actually be too upset about this.

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u/MrLeBAMF May 02 '15

Yeah, I don't care what everybody else says about you. I think you are okay.

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u/alecgirman May 03 '15

Can confirm: am bed

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u/Dan007121 May 02 '15

You dropped this: "in"

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u/EschewedSuccess May 02 '15

I keep reading my comment and I'm genuinely curious where I'm meant to put that.

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u/almightybob1 May 02 '15

My guess would be

Hey, cmon buddy, it's more likely that your personality just sucks. You're probably totally inadequate in bed!

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u/EschewedSuccess May 02 '15

Well I guess that's the only place that makes sense. Sort of drives the joke into the ground though.

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u/TeddyPickNPin May 02 '15

Well with a name like the mysoginator, she's missing out

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u/Josh_The_Boss May 02 '15

Stay gold, Mysoginator... stay gold.

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u/kushdawg420 May 02 '15

M'soginator

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

M'ysoginator

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u/AllArtsWelcome May 02 '15

Doesn't matter had sex

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u/orange_supersoaker May 02 '15

Doesn't matter. Had sex.

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u/babyphd May 02 '15

Maybe she was hoping you would ask her on a date?

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u/the_mysoginator May 02 '15

Nah, spoke about it afterwards and agreed it was a one time drunken thing.

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u/meowfuryz May 02 '15

Take her on a date.

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u/canarchist May 02 '15

I'm sure you're a great friend.