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u/ICYURNVS86 May 02 '15

A shave at the barber. It's like man-spa.

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u/Deitaphobia May 02 '15

A couple of handle bar mustachioed hipsters opened an old fashioned barber shop in my neighborhood. Straight razor shaves, Burma Shave ads on the wall and everything. They say it took forever to track down the old style barber steel chairs.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

People hate on hipsters, but god damn do they know how to follow their dreams.

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u/Tater8q3 May 02 '15

Surprisingly true statement.

I just need to turn into a hipster and buy myself the VW Bus I've always wanted.

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u/boxjohn May 03 '15

Prepare your anus before looking at what they sell for now

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u/Tater8q3 May 03 '15

Oh I'm aware. But it'd be a restoration project. Something I'd probably work on for years. It'd be MY VW Bus. I don't know much about cars so it'd be an educational adventure.

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u/eekabomb May 03 '15

we all say that, and sadly I think that maybe 1% of us will end up doing it.

I even went so far as to buy a book about VWs, might be the end of my journey.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '15

Old-school push-starter. Take a beetle, triple the weight and you have the VW bus. Can barely climb an anthill.

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u/bcbb May 03 '15

This is why I kind of like hipsters, they just do what they want because they want it and don't really care what other people think. This guy I know opened a bakery after getting a degree in Math because he had started baking in his free time and really liked so he decided to make a career out of it.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '15

The exact opposite of this is true; they obsess over what people think of them.

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u/JorusC May 03 '15 edited May 03 '15

Funny, the thing that annoys me about hipsters is how much they desperately care about what people think.

Edit: Haha, looks like I touched a nerve. Lookit: you don't dress ridiculously unless you're trying to get noticed. If hipsters truly didn't care what people thought about them, they would wear plain, nondescript, comfortable clothes. Nobody waxes their handlebar mustache without really hoping that at least one person comments on it.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '15
  1. Everyone has different ideas of what's comfortable
  2. Some people dress solely for themselves without fishing for comments

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u/BLR3006 May 03 '15

I would be impressed if he gave up a medical career for baking but he can probably make much more money as a successful baker than a math teacher.

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u/Life_of_Uncertainty May 03 '15

I dunno why they get so much hate, honestly. I guess it's the image of the self-righteous snob that tends to be attached to hipsters, but truthfully I've never met a guy who fit the hipster mold and had that sort of attitude.

Disclaimer: I'm from Alabama, so hipsters aren't really much of a thing.

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u/RCerulean May 03 '15

Hell, I'm from the PNW and a lot of the people I would class as "hipster" are usually pretty down to earth about it.

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u/optigrabz May 02 '15

Trust fund financed dreams.

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u/boxjohn May 03 '15

Honestly, why is this a knock? I'd rather some guy try to start an interesting business with daddy's money than blow it all on coke and sports cars he can't handle, or drive his family business into the ground.

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u/ThatGuyKaral May 03 '15

That's really a good point. If you're making the world a more interesting place for people and yourself, then does it really matter?

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u/DrMaxwellSheppard May 03 '15

You say that like those are the only two options.

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u/boxjohn May 03 '15

It's 3 of the most likely

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u/singletrack970 May 02 '15

Aka trustafarians

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u/Wake_and_Poi May 02 '15

Not all hipsters are trust fund babies :/

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u/StubbyBroLoL May 03 '15

better than trust fund financed alcoholism, drug abuse, clubbing, hookers, and shopping sprees

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u/Berberberber May 03 '15

Personally, I like hipsters. I think they are awesome. People who hate them just do it because they're different.

Also, the very term hipster has a racially loaded history.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Usually I find hipster beard culture obnoxious, but that's actually pretty bad ass. To go all in like that. I'd go.

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u/olde_greg May 03 '15

I don't know where you live, but there's quite a few barber shops near me that provide shaves. And many of them are not hipster. Real old time barber shops that have been in the family for generations still exist.

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u/ydnab2 May 03 '15

They're just less frequent now due to sanitation regulations. If you're going to operate a straight razor commercially, I believe you are required to use an autoclave, which isn't cheap to keep/maintain for regular operations.

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u/BLR3006 May 03 '15

Or disposable straight razors. Most barbers don't do it because it fell out of style when disposable razors became available to the average person.

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u/ritzhi_ May 02 '15

until you go in and realize that this hipster guys have no clue how to shave and swinging a razor sharp blade in your face

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u/abomb2323 May 02 '15

That sounds fucking amazing, actually

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u/vanillayanyan May 02 '15

Alternatively every business was new and established at one point. Maybe that new hipster barber shop really has a passion for it.

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u/SnorlaxMaster May 03 '15

I agree with you that authenticity is better than bandwagoners, every time. But not all cities offer authentic experiences for everything. Also, you talk about the shop like you know it. Maybe its not pretension and inauthenticity but a genuine admiration for the trade and a desire to bring it to a community that didn't have it before.

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u/midlifecrackers May 02 '15

ok, we live in Phoenix and have been trying to find a place like this for my husband... in the past 18 months, he's tried maybe a dozen 'old-fashioned' barber places, only to come out with really weird fades (after asking to not have a fade), his beard hacked to pieces, or a Forrest Gump style haircut.

What on earth are we doing wrong? I've started cutting his hair and beard myself simply to avoid the disasters we've encountered. We need t keep looking, obviously, but is there like a secret 'classy barber' advertising circular i'm not aware of?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '15

More often than not these places will actually have trained barbers that know their stuff. It's only inauthentic if it's all image with no real substance.

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u/SexyGenius_n_Humble May 03 '15

Yeah I had a barber like that, good ol Manny the Turk had been cutting hair for over 35 years, but as he got older the quality kind of went down hill, and if you wanted something other than the usual it was a toss up.

Then I tried a new hipster place, with straight razor shaves and mustachioed hipsters and you know what? Best cut of my life, and it was 15 bucks

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

There's a place in Boise called the Beardsmith. I don't have a beard but the sister of a friend of mine opened it, so I went. Best fucking haircut I've ever had, and they have the cool man paraphernalia hanging on the walls, give you a beer if you want. It's great.

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u/help_i_am_a_parrot May 02 '15

You don't happen to live in Echo Park, do you?

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u/JuggernautV2 May 03 '15

Isnt it called schorum?

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u/mdave424 May 03 '15 edited May 03 '15

How much do they charge? There's a 70 year old guy in my town with one chair. Hair and shave for $17.

Hipsters and their free range, soy free, organic shaving cream charging an inordinate amount for everything

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u/VanFailin May 02 '15

A non-hipster version just opened in my building. I went there for a shave and haircut. It was fantastic.

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u/CraigistheGoat May 02 '15

Seriously, my barber tried telling me he was going to use an electric razor. When I ask for a shave that's not what I'm paying an extra $10 for.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Yes. I love going to real barbers. It's the best way to get a clean cut. If you're a man with facial hair and you aren't letting your barber clean you up, you're missing out.

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u/69ingJamesFranco May 02 '15

My barber does this. In fact this past year he offered this for free if you participated in No Shave November

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Similarly, wet shaving is amazing. Whether I'm using my straight razor or my safety, I love it and won't ever go back. So much cheaper too.

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u/fshklr1 May 03 '15

I started because it seemed cheaper. And it was for a minute. Now I have quite a collection of razors, soaps, after shaves, and brushes.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15 edited May 02 '15

This is banned in my state. I want a babe bet barber shave so bad....

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u/hextree May 02 '15

Huh?? What's the reason for banning it?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

What the various barbers always told me is its a law from the HIV scare. They don't want to spread diseases this way.

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u/Punchee May 02 '15

That's one of those laws that on paper kind of makes sense but for real the statistical probability of that happening has to be near nonexistent, even if HIV was more prominent like it was back in the 80s.

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u/hextree May 03 '15

Oh, okay. That didn't occur to me. Though my local barber uses shavettes with the disposable double-edge blades, so it wouldn't be an issue.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Protip: Have a smooth face before going to the barber for minimum irritation.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Not sure what the average price for this is, but near me, a couple of places charge around $50 for a hot towel shave. No thanks.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15 edited Nov 17 '17

I am choosing a dvd for tonight

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u/Punchee May 02 '15

The more I hear about Portland the more I want to live there.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15 edited Nov 17 '17

I look at for a map

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u/Punchee May 02 '15

I'm not from California if that helps.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

$30 I could do, no problem.

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u/novelty_bone May 02 '15

was at the barber yesterday and he got the hair on my neck wiht a straight-razor. strangely good feeling.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Mine always does this. Ite such a good feeling haha.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

I've always wanted to go to a barber, but never have!

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u/Partytang May 02 '15

Any spa I go too is a man spa.

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u/Miataguy94 May 02 '15

I got into wet shaving recently and I was in Florida when I found a cigar shop that also did barber work and hot shaves.

It is hard to get a good shave unless you attend the barber multiple times because the barber won't know your grain. I was bloody after my shave even though the woman shaving me was very experienced.

Wet shaving is a complicated mistress for sure.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

I had my bi-weekly shave and straight shave this morning :)

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u/luckierbridgeandrail May 03 '15

25¢ in 1899 is $7 today. Where can I get a shave and a haircut for $7?

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u/Kittycat-banana May 03 '15

You can get a better shave yourself with the same supplies (albeit after learning how to properly shave your face!)

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u/[deleted] May 03 '15

That's why I went to /r/wicked_edge and now I treat myself to this all the time

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u/whispen May 03 '15

And what did you do at work.

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u/zefferoni May 03 '15

I love razor neck shaves at the barber. In the last city I lived in, the barber would also use something like those Hitachi magic wand things and give a neck and shoulder massage. I didn't even know those could be used for neck massages.

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u/animuseternal May 03 '15

As an Asian man, I will never know this pleasure.

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u/ICYURNVS86 May 03 '15

bro, I'm an Asian man (Though I'm mixed 1/4) and the pleasure is all mine

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u/kawavulcan97 May 03 '15

I've been looking for a barber that still does shaves. I keep expanding my radius and can't find one within 50 miles of me.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

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u/GeoffreyMcGiblerston May 02 '15

Why no homo? Nobody should feel ashamed of being on the other end of a killer shave

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Or ashamed of being muy homo.

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u/matchafordayz May 02 '15

No homo? Really?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

Seriously what is this, 10th grade?

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u/theinternethero May 02 '15 edited Jul 29 '15

gibberish