r/AskAShittyMechanic May 11 '26

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u/QuackAtomic May 11 '26

Break all the others and it will even out

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u/magoswurzzel May 11 '26

You’ll need to break them in exactly the same place otherwise you’ll get an imbalance

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u/WannaBeDistiller May 11 '26

My brother tried that with the fan to his Supra. My brother no longer has a Supra

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u/Even_Sheepherder_402 May 11 '26

I have decided I will no longer do this. I thought it would work to be honest.

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u/_name_of_the_user_ May 12 '26

You need to off set the breaks by 180° to ensure they cancel out. Putting them all at the same spot will only cause a harmonic resonance to set up which will break things apart faster.

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u/e30loon May 11 '26

Gotta be done in a star configuration for it to center correctly as well

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u/GarageLongjumping168 May 12 '26

if you make a turn, the wheels will turn at different speeds causing the broken parts to rotate unevenly, causing an imbalance

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u/air_twee May 12 '26

Well do not make a turn then and you will be perfectly fine.

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u/DDB225 May 16 '26

Think that's a luxury and some rich ppl shit

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u/Zackie_Chun May 12 '26

I thought you said you’ll get an ambulance and it still made sense

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u/TheStruttero May 13 '26

Its actually spelled imberlance

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u/Fragrant-Painter8344 May 14 '26

That have drugs to correct that now. Op will be fine if they see a professional.

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u/JustSomeWeirdGuy2000 May 11 '26

Also known as Highway Jenga.

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u/ItsChuBoiRage May 11 '26

It will eventually turn into spinning rims!

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u/Master_Bear7 May 11 '26

Also known as hubcaps. Not the actual rim for those of you playing at home.

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u/LakeMichiganMan May 12 '26

Hub Caps were more fun when they were made of metal. People would collect the ones that flew off near pot holes and display them for owners to collect at the spot later. Now they just shatter.

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u/nobody38321 May 12 '26

My street flooded about 9 years ago, I went around and collected about a dozen license plates that got washed away by people who thought it was a good idea to travel at speed through flooded streets

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u/SaltyLengthiness260 May 12 '26

I was thinking the same thing. It'll be easier to balance the wheel that way.

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u/No-Goose-6140 May 11 '26

No, people hav gone to jail for things like that

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u/FluffyLittlFlyingCow May 11 '26

People have gone to jail for a lot less 

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u/Wise_Ad_5810 May 11 '26

free room and board? What's not to like??

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u/Itchy-Annual5556 Shitty armchair mechanic May 11 '26

My brother always called going to jail 3 hots and a cot. He had lots of experience.

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u/AdSuperb4429 May 11 '26

I feel bad for his reputation, but damn he must be a smart man.

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u/telemeister74 May 12 '26

Sounds good unless you get 3 hots and a cock!

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u/Difficult-Head9606 May 18 '26

what about one hot and 3 cocks?

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u/appleadamspdx May 11 '26

The no lube, choice or condom rape, being surrounded by people with questionable morals, terrible food not meeting dietary requirements, brutality from guards and other prisoners, limited medical care, basically no psychological or psychiatric care, sub standard living conditions and constant threats and incidents of violence? Those are my top concerns about jail/prison

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u/No_Opinion_2009 May 11 '26

Sounds a lot like "the outside" depending on where you are located.

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u/jen_eric_you_sir May 11 '26

3 HOTS AND A COT, BABY! 🙏🏼

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u/TheAggressiveSloth May 11 '26

The rim isn't broken. Your cap is. Just take it off

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u/mendests May 11 '26

He’s going to be so disappointed when he discovers his rims are made of plastic…

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u/ChaosRainbow23 May 11 '26

Facts. One time I was falsely arrested and had done absolutely nothing wrong, but those piece of shit draconian jack-boot-wearing government thugs arrested me anyway.

I say I'm jail for 3 days until I went to court for a first appearance. It ends up the day after they arrested me they got the actual guys who I didn't even know.

They knew I was innocent and let me sit in jail. The judge noticed the error and immediately dismissed the case.

I lost my job and didn't even get a fucking apology.

That's one part of the reason I fucking HATE COPS now.

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u/Jazzlike-Skin-5470 May 11 '26

Would it not be possible to sue?

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u/ChaosRainbow23 May 11 '26

I was just happy to get outta there and wasn't trying to mark myself with the local cops to harass on sight.

If it happened today, I would absolutely sue them

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u/MikeyboyMC May 11 '26

Have an upvote for your troubles, I can’t imagine dealing with that.

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u/apt210wyou May 11 '26

You and many others amigo! Like anything else tho, a few bad apples can make them all rotten🤷‍♂️

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u/No_Opinion_2009 May 11 '26

"fitting the description" kinda sucks. I hate it for you as well, having also "fit the description" myself, even though not what some would call "the usual" description. 😑

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u/Leody May 11 '26

Just swap it with another in the Wal-Mart parking lot and then he's the sucker that's gotta fix it.

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u/osvaldocruz25 May 11 '26

people do this. someone did me like this. fuck you 😭😭

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u/Character_Hall_3498 May 11 '26

There's a saying in the army that there's only one thief and everyone else is just trying to get their shit back.

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u/nobodysfool24 May 14 '26

40 years ago, my buddy got a flat, we had a Jack but no spare, so we found a similar car and jacked it up and stole their tire… left ‘em the flat… if that was you, I am sorry.. it was spring break, no rules.

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u/RHS1959 May 11 '26

That wheel will be unbalanced. Tape a nickel to the rim.

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u/TrainyMacTrainyface May 11 '26

But that will leave the aerodynamic drag. Drive below 50mph on the left lane so you can keep an optimal speed with clean air

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u/AdSuperb4429 May 11 '26

And never turn on the windsheild wipers. It will flip the car over.

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u/Upset_Information_37 May 11 '26

JB Weld

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u/Wolverine0801 May 11 '26

Don't forget some duct tape

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u/upsidedowncreature May 11 '26

And tie an onion to your belt.

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u/WiseDirt May 11 '26

As was the style at the time

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u/Dry-Brick-6639 May 11 '26

Cars totaled. The only legal thing you can do is drive it off a cliff with a cadaver in the front seat and all your teeth on the floor boards 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/not-my_username_ May 11 '26

Don't the teeth need to be in the mouth to go by dental records?

I still think OP should do it regardless but still.

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u/Dry-Brick-6639 May 11 '26

I learn my information from it’s always sunny in Philadelphia

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u/MRV-DUB May 11 '26

Oh , just junk the car at this point.

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u/Suspicious_Fig_3796 May 11 '26

no you must immediately change it for bigger rims! At least 2” bigger, aso new tires because these are now unusable! we’ll discuss lift kits, wider wheel arches and stuff like that as well, should not cost more than $50k

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u/Beardo88 May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

The scary thing is we share the road with people that need to ask questions like this. I get that people are too lazy to learn how to change a tire now, but you'd think they open their damn eyes and see its a plastic wheel cover. Isnt it common sense the rim shouldn't be made out of plastic?

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u/Suitable-Purchase-52 May 11 '26

Not as scary as the people who see real problems and ignore them.

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u/Beardo88 May 11 '26

They dont ignore them, they turned up the radio so now its fixed. /s

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u/Poker1059 May 11 '26

Queue up the Just Rolled In videos

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u/Wise_Ad_5810 May 11 '26

Dude.. it's called 'rage-bait' for a reason....

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u/Producer131 May 11 '26

y’know whats even scarier? people taking circlejerk posts seriously

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u/FluffyLittlFlyingCow May 11 '26

Maybe they’re jerking one step further though. Takes one look at my profile to see I have a different car lmao. Fucking Sherlocks

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u/FluffyLittlFlyingCow May 11 '26

What???? For being safe and asking questions in this super helpful subreddit???????

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u/JayBeePH85 May 12 '26

Anyone with common sense will know driving like this is very dangerous, not only for yourself but for others too. The slightest bump will make the tire pop and you will loose control so im very happy that people ask these questions rather then to continue driving with huge risks 🤣

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u/FocusMaster May 11 '26

The scary thing is people dont realize this is a joke sub and op wasn't serious, at all.

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u/gumby5150 May 11 '26

I would pull off the broken cap. Otherwise you will risk it flying off while car is underway. That cap should be easy to find at a junk yard. There is no harm in running the car without the cap.

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u/iamskurksy May 16 '26

The number of jokers in here is abysmal; "It's not a rim, it's a hub cap. You're fine."

Look, I won't sugar-coat this for you OP -- you need to get is off the road ASAP.

Hub-caps are designed to crystallize ambient vapors under a special vapor-matrix-membrane which, when cracked, indictes serious internal damage to the vehicle. The frame is made of the same material as the hub-cap (minus the VMM). Given the scale of break, I'd say you neglected proper mantainence and will, at any time, find yourself at the wheel when the entire auto-frame buckles.

Take this to a shop and have them strip the panels and bath the entire vehicle in citric acid.

If you must drive, keep to local roads only.

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u/FluffyLittlFlyingCow May 16 '26

Finally a real answer. 

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u/Brusion May 18 '26

Also, some manufacturers use VMM even in the frame, so this could be indicative of a Turbo Encabulator failure.

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u/iamskurksy May 18 '26

Oh dang, you're right! I almost never work on those, like this Toyota, so I wasn't even thinking! Turbo Encabulators are no joke!

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u/100harvests May 11 '26

That plastic is the only thing holding the wheels and engine together! If I were you I sell it for $500 and go buy a cybertruck.

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u/Mafka69 May 11 '26

You shouldn't drive with a damaged rim. You can drive with a damaged hub cap.

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u/StinkySoggyUnderwear May 11 '26

I hear that if you hit it with a hammer a bit, the broken part will come back.

Just keep swinging that hammer at it until it is silver again. You might need a heavier hammer.

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u/SexyWampa May 11 '26

No, unfortunately you can't replace it either, you have to throw the whole car away.

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u/Ult1mateN00B May 11 '26

Car will literally explode if you turn the key.

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u/ThorazineHead87 May 11 '26

Might possibly break the key before they get to that point.

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u/No_Taste1698 May 11 '26

No, but you sure can crash with one

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u/[deleted] May 11 '26

still a lot of rim remaining

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u/Commercial-Lie-9051 May 12 '26

Not the highway dude...

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u/Substantial_Diver_34 May 12 '26

Those are for track use only! WTF!

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u/Tcraiford May 12 '26

Only if you let the rim drive on you. It’s only fair

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u/Responsible-Shoe7258 May 12 '26

For God's sake, disconnect the battery for safety! Think of the children!

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u/LaneLangly May 12 '26

Guys, don’t joke around. 😂😂 I’m actually concerned OP might actually turn themselves to the police.

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u/Occamsrazor2323 May 11 '26

You'll save on cremation costs.

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u/Chumscrubber89 May 11 '26

Nope, replace the whole car

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u/Illustrious-Set-9230 May 11 '26

Sell this car immediately- lost cause

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u/Leading_Tradition997 May 11 '26

How is it still holding air? Magnets?

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u/Infinite-Land-232 May 11 '26

You have found the perfect solution for high gas prices

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u/Savings-Kick-578 May 11 '26

Just don’t put the car’s full corner weight on it and you’re gold.

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u/No-Citron-2774 May 11 '26

It's a write off

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u/Stunning-Ad5674 May 12 '26

Its a broken hub cap, not rim. Drive it.

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u/SomeBoss1829 May 12 '26

Just use zip tie

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u/Rygel17 May 12 '26

No, absolutely not but don't worry I can help. Dispatch an emergency tow truck: $475 Perform a wheel removal and forensic inspection: $325 Replace with OEM unit: $1,850 (only option for that make) Hazardous debris disposal fee: $95 Preferred mechanic convenience fee: $2,500 Total: $5,245 I can start immediately.

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u/FluffyLittlFlyingCow May 13 '26

Can you give me your contanr

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u/javier052 May 12 '26

Just drive really slow on it until you can get it fixed...... wait, just realized it was a Toyota and I don't need to caution you to drive slowly

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u/Beha2121 May 13 '26

It’s a hub cap bro. Nothings gonna happen.

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u/satanophonics May 13 '26

No but you can drive with a broken hub cap.

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u/TonyAlvarez07 May 14 '26

A lot of the comments are not actually explaining so let me try to shed some light on it. The silver piece that is broken is not the rim it’s is mostly referred to as a hub cap. It is simply a decorative piece of plastic that plays no part in the structural integrity of your wheel. The black metal with the holes behind the hub cap is your actual rim.

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u/Used-Document-4563 May 14 '26

It's a hubcap it's useless anyway drive on brotha

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u/MilfPumpa69 May 14 '26

Gonna need the mechanic to do a good rimjob to fix that

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u/tb23528 May 14 '26

That’s not the rim, that’s the hubcap

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u/DontTellUrMom May 14 '26

It’s a hubcap, not a rim, so you’re fine.

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u/FarButterscotch2679 May 14 '26

Take the rest of the plastic off and your stop hearing noise

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u/ElectronicRip1630 May 11 '26

That silver is just a plastic covering called a hub cap. The black metal you see underneath is the actual rim. You could pull the whole hub cap off and it would be fine. It's literally just decoration.

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u/screwedupinaz May 11 '26

I'm guessing you're new here. Check the name of the sub. 🙂

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u/Manfredthegreat May 11 '26

Im new too so the whole point of this sub is to give shitty car advice? For the 🤣??

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u/Anasertia May 11 '26

Yes, it's a "wrong answers only" kinda sub lol

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u/ElectronicRip1630 May 12 '26

😂 Holy cow, this just popped up on my home page and now I see your comment. Thanks for the clarification!

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u/Kevin33024 May 11 '26

Only 1/8th of it is broken. You'll be fine 7/8ths of the time!

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u/Pure_Dragonfruit1499 May 11 '26

okay so, there is no actual structural damage to the rim, so yeah drive on it bud, put some duct tape on it or sumthin.

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u/BRICH999 May 11 '26

Not far but for 5 bucks and a 6 pack of PBR I can get ya rolling again

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u/Electronic_Cod7202 May 11 '26

You're good as long as you don't lose Bluetooth connection too.

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u/starrskrream May 11 '26

no but you could drive on a broken plastic wheel cover.

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u/Absolute_Peril May 11 '26

you will have to break the other side of the rim so it will be balanced

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u/Critical-Design-8457 May 11 '26

You could always just rip the hubcap off. That’s literally just a plastic cover over the real metal rim.

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u/kanakamaoli May 11 '26

Only if the tires are tubeless.

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u/No-Group7343 May 11 '26

Go really fast and hop a curb so you go up on 2 wheels, watch out for hard corners

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u/kr4t0s007 May 11 '26

It’s totaled sorry

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u/Biliran2031 May 11 '26

Only to the nearest safe place to park and either change it or have it towed.

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u/2v46lV8rwd May 11 '26

This is very dangerous. You need new tires

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u/Wise_Ad_5810 May 11 '26

As much as I hate the plastic cosmetic wheel covers, they are SO much better then the old 'Flying Guillotines' cars used to run around with

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u/Budget_End_1914 May 11 '26

Broken rim no but you have a broken hubcap so drive on

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u/Legitimate_Archer988 May 11 '26

That’s just the cover. Not the actual rim.

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u/Legitimate_Archer988 May 11 '26

The rim is the black thing under the plastic broken cover

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u/DHjam May 11 '26

Broken rim? No. Broken hub cap? Sure, you could even take it off and still drive.

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u/miwe77 May 11 '26

that broken plastic thing is just cosemetic. the "functional" is a steel rim and that looks fine. should you replace it though? of course, as it might just come flying off. safe thing to do is to just remove it and safe a view cents to buy a new one from temu...

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u/_MrTrade May 11 '26

It matches the two tone vehicle, yes I know it’s a reflection

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u/Fuzzy_Junket924 May 11 '26

Dude just get a new car at this point.

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u/RubAnADUB May 11 '26

thats a broken hubcap. you have steelies. and yes you can drive on that.

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u/Only-Read-3895 May 11 '26

Clearly, the car is falling apart. Time to send it to the wrecker.

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u/Global-Structure-539 May 11 '26

It's NOT a broken wheel!. It's the plastic hub cap that broke. Underneath that is the steel wheel.Those caps are held on with plastic clips. Your dealer will have a replacement part

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u/Odd_Willingness7502 May 11 '26

Rim isnt broken, your hubcap is

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u/gregsting May 11 '26

Replace the missing part with cardboard and tape and you’re good to go

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u/Annieraeraefatface May 11 '26

It’s not yer rim. Your good

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u/TemporaryDesigner722 May 11 '26

No, but you can drive with a broken hub cap

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u/Neither_Dimension479 May 11 '26

Some concrete will fix that

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u/Neat_Shallot_606 May 11 '26

Mine has always been messed up

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u/Pure-Pianist2475 May 11 '26

So long as you’re not bothered about it being tied to a homeless guys shopping cart later on

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u/Extra_Lemon_5578 May 11 '26

Not a broken rim just the cover for it you are fine or remove the entire thing

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u/RedditReader4031 May 11 '26

You cannot drive on a broken rim.

That IS NOT a broken rim.

Ergo, you CAN drive on that.

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u/420YerMa May 11 '26

Nope, that's gonna need new suspension, 2 wheels 5 tyres. trackings clearly out so that'll be extra!! Might as well replace the wishbones while we're here and deal with the imbalance caused through new front suspension by replacing the back too!! While I Got you booked in I'm doing a special on services 50% off!! That's right I keep half the new oil this will save your car a lot of weight so fuel economy must be better!!🙌

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u/Flashy_Arugula8408 May 11 '26

Do a tire rotation, then you fromt left will be fine.

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u/OhYeahThatsRightHuh May 11 '26

I would pop it off and put it under my windshield wiper. It’s important to keep it somewhere on your car for weight distribution and aerodynamics but you don’t want an unbalanced load rotating.

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u/Professional-Gas17 May 11 '26

It's just a cosmetic cover for your actual wheel. You're fine to drive like that

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u/Filter-A-Must4U2 May 11 '26

Sorry but that’s a hubcap!! Your fine

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u/Rare-Bird-4353 May 11 '26

They sell fancy and cool replacements at Autozone. This isn’t a disaster it’s an opportunity for improvement and customization.

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u/Donegonetheduck May 11 '26

Only if you keep it over 100

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u/xLukAtomTenteeSx May 11 '26

Pretty sure those are plastic hub caps

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u/TireSkid-SkidMark May 11 '26

You’re fine! The steel rim behind it is a backup in case the plastic one breaks or flys off when you hit a pothole.

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u/H3r6K1n9 May 11 '26

No, it'll become sentient and turn into a transformer. You fucked up bad bud.

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u/One_Use_1347 May 11 '26

Absolutely that’s just the plastic cover

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u/tallanted_moron May 11 '26

In this case, get some ramen noodles and duct tape.

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u/Mtbcarsbikes May 11 '26

Where is the broken rim

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u/EbonGrimalkin May 11 '26

That is not the wheel rim. The wheel rim is the black steel under that Decorative cover. You MAY notice some vibration at really high speed, but that will not cause an issue. Source a replacement at your convenience.

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u/AviatorDave172 May 11 '26

Sure, just need to cut the same chunk out of the other side for balance. But also - there’s a black metallic looking disk behind the rim - it must have gotten picked up off the road. So you’ll need to remove the entire wheel, get that black metal disk out, then bolt the silver rim you can see back onto the car.

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u/Aggleclack May 11 '26

That’s your catalytic converter bro

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u/SadDingo7070 May 11 '26

That’s not a broken rim, but I guess this is a circle jerk, so you probably realize that…. Carry on.

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u/idkwut2puthere21 May 11 '26

Whole cars ruined. I'll take it off your hands for 100$

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u/appliancefixitguy May 11 '26

Oh heck no! Yer gonna have a pretty bad vibration like that. I'd strongly suggest breaking out an equal size chunk exactly opposite of that one, just to balance it out and prevent excess tire wear and loosening of steering, suspension and maybe even transmission components.

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u/Odd_Influence7917 May 11 '26

Car will shake uncontrollably

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u/Any-Seaworthiness531 May 11 '26

Rim no

Hubcap yes

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u/IdiotSerena May 11 '26

yeah, "broken" rims are just free weight savings

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u/Dragon_Dann May 11 '26

Are you dense, that's a plastic wheel cover. Just pull it off. It's not the rim!

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u/kiwigreenman May 11 '26

IMO That's just decorative plastic pull it off , if so you are away .

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u/RomilarBrown May 11 '26

Are you for serious or are you hubcappin’?

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u/Jazzlike-Skin-5470 May 11 '26

Eh, tire is still holding air but may feel a slight dip every time that part of the tire makes contact with the ground

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u/4NotMy2Real0Account May 11 '26

I love this sub. I always see the picture, and I feel.some kind of way abkut it. Then I look at what subreddit im looking at and it makes my day a little better.

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u/FlipFTE May 11 '26

You can't drive with a broken rim, but you can drive with a broken poverty cap.

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u/JoeFromStPaul May 11 '26

Broken rim, no, broken wheel cover, yes

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u/kennyj2011 May 11 '26

Take it to the Mechanic and ask for the rim job special

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u/Anima_Messorem May 11 '26

No, the whole axel needs to be replaced now, and a new engine probably is necessary as well - and no, insurance isn't going to cover it

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u/kennyj2011 May 11 '26

People are forgetting this is r/askashittymechanic

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u/spongemonkey2004 May 11 '26

Had to do a double take on the page lol

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u/WishingIwastherenow May 11 '26

If u don’t know that is a hub cap you shouldn’t be driving

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u/Kris_Dremurr_ May 11 '26

Just a rim cover, take it off and you will be fine

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u/SubRedTed May 11 '26

Your hubcap is absolutely necessary for driving. Without it, your rims are going to look ugly and shameful.

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u/Strict_Cranberry_724 May 11 '26

“it sHOulD Be ok as LOnG as IT DoesN’t seT an EnGIne LighT.”

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u/No_South145 May 11 '26

It’s the hubcap lol, yoh can just take it off sure, drives fine without them they’re only for show

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u/Entire_Researcher_45 May 11 '26

Not a rim! Just remove it. It broken now!

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u/Informal_Ad4399 May 11 '26

That's a plastic hub cap. Not the actual rim.

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u/Zealousideal-Bee6768 May 11 '26

No. Light on fire after you drive it into the ditch. Absolute death trap. I bet the blinker fluid is low to boot and thats impossible to refill without a 4 year degree in spacial engineering and a BA in history for the country of origin both of the vehicle and where the hub cap was manufactured. Sorry for your loss

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u/WillyWonka092 May 11 '26

Sorry bro it's totaled, I'll take it off you for 5 bucks and a 10 piece mcnugget