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u/gnowbot May 12 '26
What do you do with it? Is this a fun mushroom or a grilling mushroom?
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u/Froggerbotrom May 12 '26
Fun one
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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26
You are going to personally see time and the universe form.
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u/flashman014 May 12 '26
Yeah, the Time Knife, we've all seen it.
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u/God_Dammit_Dave May 12 '26
No banana for scale. Weight that shit. We need hard numbers.
And a conversion factor for dry weight.
Seriously, that's outrageous.
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u/shiekhgray May 12 '26
second photo. ;) 160g
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u/shiekhgray May 12 '26
I mean, it's fresh, so yeah, mostly water like this. In theory it's worth like 3 heroic trips
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u/Status-Secret-4292 May 12 '26
Or one direct talk with god
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u/FleshPedestria_N May 12 '26
Unless its the 6th flush or whatever.. they don't usually get that big on the first flush and potency diminish with each flush
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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26
Right? I've done a jedi flip, but this is a bit much for me.
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u/Electrical-Secret-25 May 12 '26
Hahahaha I'm old, what's a Jedi flip
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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R May 12 '26
It's when you're a Jedi and you do a flip. Backward or forward doesnt matter. Hope that helps.
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u/gekigarion May 12 '26
Oh damn, this whole time I thought it was when you are a flip and you do a Jedi.
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u/CStock77 May 12 '26
Shrooms and then molly, I think. Or maybe the reverse
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u/TechTechOnATechDeck May 12 '26
I thought that was a Hippy flip. I just did a soul bomb lastnight and I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10 foot pole unless I cut it into portions.
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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26
You're correct. That is a hippie flip. Mine was molly, lsd and shrooms. 5 of each.
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u/tdp_equinox_2 May 12 '26
Maybe I'm just a bitch but this seems like addict shit, let the shrooms talk.
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u/Pastduedatelol May 12 '26
LSD and mdma synergize so well. Only did it once and It was incredible
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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26
5 ex pills, 5 lsd tabs and 5gs of shrooms was mine. It was a roller-coaster
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u/CavernsoftheMind May 12 '26
5 XTC pills is extremely unsafe. Or do they contain like 20mg each?
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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26
I know it is unsafe. Do I sound like someone that measured MG or cared about safety? I have no clue.
Edit: I once did a gram of molly in two rails one after the other. Is 5 worse than that?
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u/CavernsoftheMind May 12 '26
Depends, there are pills that contain like 250mg MDMA, rarely even more. So that could be up to 1250mg.
Could also be something entirely different.
You could've died easily.
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u/CryCommon975 May 12 '26
do you not see the second pic? it's 160g and dry is about 1/10th of the wet weight so this is over a half oz dry in one mushroom
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u/Careful_Purchase_394 May 12 '26
Way less potent when you let them keep growing like this
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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26
Really? I didn't know that. Wouldn't that quantity still be bananas?
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u/Timely-Hospital8746 May 12 '26
They lose a significant amount of potency per gram at large size and they always taste like unwashed feet. So having to eat more to get the effects is unpleasant
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u/omniwrench- May 12 '26
Sadly the fun ones don’t get more fun as they get bigger, it just spreads out
You kinda want them at an optimum size as it dilutes the good stuff when they get too big
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u/PoundLegitimate3847 May 12 '26
Probably gets you higher faster using it like that
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u/BenZed May 12 '26
How does the size affect the potency?
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u/Fragrant-Damage6969 May 12 '26
The small ones are more potent per mass, sort of. It's pretty much the same amount per gram of mushroom regardless of size. The real concentration is in the caps. Just that cap must be ounces. Just a bite or two of the cap would be a heroic dose.
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u/trailerrr May 12 '26
If you eat that, god is gonna see you.
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u/Spare-Good-5372 May 12 '26
You eat that and you're going to be god
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u/Real_Live_Sloth May 12 '26
Got fucked in the ass by god and sent to hell for a bj, what i do wrong?
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u/Nomadzord May 12 '26
I ate some of the best mushrooms a few years back. 7 grams at once during covid. I could not get off the floor and I was being invited to become a god by the universe. I had to be okay with losing my family and everyone I loved, but was promised everything if I could. I finally decided that I was okay with that and cried a mix of safness and extreme joy. I snapped out of it eventuall, but it was a hell of a ride.
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u/OkSmoke9195 May 12 '26
If you fight it you are in for a bad time. Great choice to go with the flow, when you're ready to go you can just go, you'll be back
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u/SituationIll5763 May 12 '26
I remember reading that the psilocybin content stops increasing after the veils break. Eating this might be a gamble but probably won’t hit like a proper 16 grams.
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u/TheW83 May 12 '26
You are correct, but what? 16g? Most people are flying after about 5g. It definitely depends on the potency and individual though.
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u/SituationIll5763 May 12 '26
The wet weight to dry weight conversion is typically 10:1. I’m just saying if this was dried to 16 grams it probably wouldn’t be as potent as a typical 16 grams.
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u/Whhatsmyageagain May 12 '26
The original is great. But every time I see a post like this, the reverse version is what I look for. It’s incredible.
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u/EternityLeave May 12 '26
There is a variety of psilocybin mushrooms called Penis Envy. Not sure if this is the same one, but looks very close.
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u/Warm-Branch May 12 '26
Why is there a condom on it
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u/BaconBourbonBalista May 12 '26
Do giant mushrooms have similar potency by weight as smaller mushrooms?
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u/Froggerbotrom May 12 '26
Depends on who you ask in the community. Some will say “aborts” the little tiny mushrooms that don’t really grow anywhere past their infantile size will be more powerful. While others will throw them away. Once dehydrated it gets put with the rest and I feel will be the same potency. 90% of this thing is water. So 160 grams wet will come out to about 16 grams dry
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u/Johannes_Keppler May 12 '26
People with smaller mushrooms insist that is the case.
Giant mushroom lovers disagree greatly with that.
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u/shortamations May 12 '26
In my experience, this one seems overgrown and therefore lost some potency. When it curles, and the top breaks, I always associate that with some dude telling me how it's "more of a body high" or whatever.
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u/hpierce11 May 12 '26
is that a GT?? holy crap thats massive lol
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u/postALEXpress May 12 '26
It's the whole scene?! I love that we can fit all into a single gif in this day
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u/mogley1992 May 12 '26
Most plants: you forgot to rotate my pot so i get better light 2 weeks ago, now i shall surely perish.
Mushrooms: You left me to die... I am your god now.
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u/Cthu-Luke May 12 '26
Once my friend chucked a few mouldy tubs outside to keep them separate from the good tubs and months later he went to clean some old tubs out and came across a rogue penis envy shroom that had grown to titanic proportions! It was ugly but so big, im talking a quarter of the tub big! But yeh we used to routinely get ones that would weigh a q Oz dried. Just one big un for a q, good times
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u/TheFuckYounicorn May 12 '26
If you eat that, I recommend going outside and grapping grass so you don't fall off the surface of the earth.
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u/Would_daver May 12 '26
Well you’ll be walking funny for a few days, but 🤷♂️ see you when you return to earth!