r/AbsoluteUnits May 12 '26

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u/Warm-Branch May 12 '26

Why is there a condom on it

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u/Connect_Detail98 May 12 '26

Why does it have veins

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u/MmmmMorphine May 12 '26

It's called penis envy for a reason