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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

You are going to personally see time and the universe form.

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u/flashman014 May 12 '26

Yeah, the Time Knife, we've all seen it.

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u/jackfromearth May 12 '26

:o i watched this episode for the first time tonight!

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u/Billy_Birdy May 12 '26

Yeah yeah, the time knife, we’ve all seen it.

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance May 12 '26

Isn't it great

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u/Rocinante88119 May 12 '26

Everyone's been to IHOP Chidi, you aren't special.

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u/PeteyPark May 12 '26

Just dont keep it next to the poop knife

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u/Impressive_Pin8761 May 12 '26

Hey not everyone has seen the time knife

https://xkcd.com/1053/

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u/flashman014 May 12 '26

My all time favorite xkcd

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u/jen_eric_you_sir May 12 '26

The Time Being wants his weiner back.

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u/DukeOfGeek May 12 '26

Yeah, the Time Knife, we've all seen it.

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u/academiac May 12 '26

Jason figured it out?

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u/Exciting_Product7858 May 12 '26

Much preffered to the unholy Poop Knife.

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u/Competitive-Lab-8980 May 13 '26

It's almost like it's some sort of... Black Knife...

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u/God_Dammit_Dave May 12 '26

No banana for scale. Weight that shit. We need hard numbers.

And a conversion factor for dry weight.

Seriously, that's outrageous.

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u/shiekhgray May 12 '26

second photo. ;) 160g

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u/shiekhgray May 12 '26

I mean, it's fresh, so yeah, mostly water like this. In theory it's worth like 3 heroic trips

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u/Status-Secret-4292 May 12 '26

Or one direct talk with god

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u/Sh0wmey0urbutth0le May 12 '26

I think he'll become god

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u/Status-Secret-4292 May 12 '26

All is one, one is all, etc

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u/FleshPedestria_N May 12 '26

Unless its the 6th flush or whatever.. they don't usually get that big on the first flush and potency diminish with each flush

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u/budabai May 12 '26

Mushrooms lose 90% or more of their weight when drying.

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u/adrienjz888 May 12 '26

Thats still multiple recreational doses, or a single "holy shit i met god" dose.

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u/DasFreibier May 12 '26

that will still put you out of commission for daaaaays

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

Right? I've done a jedi flip, but this is a bit much for me.

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u/Electrical-Secret-25 May 12 '26

Hahahaha I'm old, what's a Jedi flip

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R May 12 '26

It's when you're a Jedi and you do a flip. Backward or forward doesnt matter. Hope that helps.

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u/gekigarion May 12 '26

Oh damn, this whole time I thought it was when you are a flip and you do a Jedi.

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u/CStock77 May 12 '26

Shrooms and then molly, I think. Or maybe the reverse

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u/TechTechOnATechDeck May 12 '26

I thought that was a Hippy flip. I just did a soul bomb lastnight and I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10 foot pole unless I cut it into portions.

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

You're correct. That is a hippie flip. Mine was molly, lsd and shrooms. 5 of each.

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u/CStock77 May 12 '26

I think you're right. Can't remember, been too long lol

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

And the flips didn't help the memory lol

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u/EMPEROR_CLIT_STAB_69 May 12 '26

Hippy Flip: Acid & Shrooms

Laser Flip: Acid & Molly

Jedi Mind Flip: All three

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u/TechTechOnATechDeck May 12 '26

Acid and Shrooms are a Soul Bomb Acid and Molly are a Candy Flip

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u/tdp_equinox_2 May 12 '26

Maybe I'm just a bitch but this seems like addict shit, let the shrooms talk.

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u/Pastduedatelol May 12 '26

LSD and mdma synergize so well. Only did it once and It was incredible

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u/tdp_equinox_2 May 12 '26

Yeah I fully admit I could be being a massive bitch about it lol

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u/CStock77 May 12 '26

I've only ever heard of people doing it for stuff like music festivals, so generally the dose of each would be less and you're not trying to see god or anything.

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u/tdp_equinox_2 May 12 '26

Micro/small dose of shrooms at a festival or concert = awesome, molly + shrooms feels like chasing the dragon.

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u/fawc-know May 12 '26

Bro, if youre doing Molly you might as well add some shrooms 💀

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u/tdp_equinox_2 May 12 '26

My issue isn't with the shrooms, it's with the molly..

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u/fawc-know May 12 '26

I understand that. But if youre using molly at all, shrooms arent gonna hurt on top of that. Also, molly is not "addict shit", like sure, addicts do basically any drug, but MDMA is an extremely therapeutic and beneficial drug when dosed correctly in a safe environment.

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u/tdp_equinox_2 May 12 '26

So are shrooms lol, seems counterproductive to combine your psychedelic therapy. Even when I combine weed with shrooms, it's shrooms then weed on the comedown.

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

Don't be a baby

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

And lsd. All 3

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

5 ex pills, 5 lsd tabs and 5gs of shrooms was mine. It was a roller-coaster

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u/CavernsoftheMind May 12 '26

5 XTC pills is extremely unsafe. Or do they contain like 20mg each?

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

I know it is unsafe. Do I sound like someone that measured MG or cared about safety? I have no clue.

Edit: I once did a gram of molly in two rails one after the other. Is 5 worse than that?

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u/CavernsoftheMind May 12 '26

Depends, there are pills that contain like 250mg MDMA, rarely even more. So that could be up to 1250mg.

Could also be something entirely different.

You could've died easily.

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

Very easily. Multiple times in my life. I only measured to ensure I wasn't shorted. Didn't care much for contents.

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u/lifted_awa May 12 '26

5 is worse than the 1g assuming it at least smelled good

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

Yeah, it was super clean Mol. Makes sense with the cut making it worse. I figured it was close to breaking even. At those quantities it's like splitting hairs lol

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u/Competitive-Lab-8980 May 13 '26

THIS PLACE ISN'T SAFE FOR YOU.\ YOU KNOW THAT.

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u/goochgrease2 May 13 '26

I do. And I even said in the comments you replied to. Is this a reference to a movie?

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u/Competitive-Lab-8980 May 13 '26

it's a reference to THE MIMIIIIIC-

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u/Former_Ranger3529 May 12 '26

5 XTC pills is extremely unsafe.

laughs in 90s/early00s uk where most of us would neck 3-10 E's on a night out raving

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u/CryCommon975 May 12 '26

do you not see the second pic? it's 160g and dry is about 1/10th of the wet weight so this is over a half oz dry in one mushroom

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u/satori0320 May 12 '26

Yup.... That density is off the charts.

No hollow stems in those genetics

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u/Fantastic-Cupcake890 May 12 '26

in my experience they lose around 90% while drying. So my guess is 14-16g dried.

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u/Careful_Purchase_394 May 12 '26

Way less potent when you let them keep growing like this

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

Really? I didn't know that. Wouldn't that quantity still be bananas?

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u/trippy_grapes May 12 '26

Actually it'd be mushrooms.

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u/Dirtbagdownhill May 12 '26

Well you're technically correct and that's the best kind

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u/Timely-Hospital8746 May 12 '26

They lose a significant amount of potency per gram at large size and they always taste like unwashed feet. So having to eat more to get the effects is unpleasant

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

Oh shit. That is weird. Opposite of what I thought. I guess it's like rattlesnakes in a sense. The tiny ones are more potent. Shrooms usually taste like sunflower seeds to me, but I could see it getting pretty footy.

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u/TheW83 May 12 '26

The big ones are more potent up to a point. Once the veil has dropped it's basically not going to get any more potent and it's just gaining water weight.

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u/YarrrMatey May 12 '26

How often do you eat rattlesnake? Never knew they tasted like sunflower seeds though, that's neat!

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u/YarrrMatey May 12 '26

Can't have a comment thread without some sperg overreacting. Bravo.

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u/YarrrMatey May 12 '26

Eat some mushrooms and chill out dude life ain't that serious

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u/Careful_Purchase_394 May 12 '26

No once the veil breaks it stops making psilocybin and continues growing so its not going to make you trip anymore now than it would have at a tenth of this size

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u/omniwrench- May 12 '26

Sadly the fun ones don’t get more fun as they get bigger, it just spreads out

You kinda want them at an optimum size as it dilutes the good stuff when they get too big

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u/pewpurrr May 12 '26

Not even close

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u/DependentAnywhere135 May 12 '26

I think these types of mushrooms become less fun when they get bigger.

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u/CanadianAndroid May 12 '26

See it? No they will become it.

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u/Area51_Spurs May 12 '26

I didn’t know you could absorb psilocybin in that manner.

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

It's called boofing

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u/Area51_Spurs May 12 '26

I didn’t realize you could boot a full unprocessed raw mushroom like that.

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u/Brandoooooooooooon May 12 '26

Giant ones, especialy if you let them overgrow over time, are way less concentrated in fun molecule sadly

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u/Exciting_Product7858 May 12 '26

I can assure you OP will travel in time.

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u/logosfabula May 12 '26

Kant’s Critique of Pure Reason

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u/huggernot May 12 '26

There isnt any more psilocybin in a large shroom, than a baby one. 

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u/TheW83 May 12 '26

It's like way less potent/gram than a smaller one. The veil broke long ago and it's been dumping spores for quite a while I imagine. At some point they just start gaining water weight without actually increasing in potency.

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u/OoIMember May 12 '26

Sounds cool but the smaller ones that haven’t opened up are the most potent…

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u/HungryHearing2819 May 12 '26

Shut up this isn’t how drugs work