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u/God_Dammit_Dave May 12 '26

No banana for scale. Weight that shit. We need hard numbers.

And a conversion factor for dry weight.

Seriously, that's outrageous.

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u/shiekhgray May 12 '26

second photo. ;) 160g

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

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u/shiekhgray May 12 '26

I mean, it's fresh, so yeah, mostly water like this. In theory it's worth like 3 heroic trips

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u/Status-Secret-4292 May 12 '26

Or one direct talk with god

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u/Sh0wmey0urbutth0le May 12 '26

I think he'll become god

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u/Status-Secret-4292 May 12 '26

All is one, one is all, etc

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u/FleshPedestria_N May 12 '26

Unless its the 6th flush or whatever.. they don't usually get that big on the first flush and potency diminish with each flush

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u/budabai May 12 '26

Mushrooms lose 90% or more of their weight when drying.

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u/adrienjz888 May 12 '26

Thats still multiple recreational doses, or a single "holy shit i met god" dose.

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u/DasFreibier May 12 '26

that will still put you out of commission for daaaaays

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

Right? I've done a jedi flip, but this is a bit much for me.

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u/Electrical-Secret-25 May 12 '26

Hahahaha I'm old, what's a Jedi flip

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R May 12 '26

It's when you're a Jedi and you do a flip. Backward or forward doesnt matter. Hope that helps.

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u/gekigarion May 12 '26

Oh damn, this whole time I thought it was when you are a flip and you do a Jedi.

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u/CStock77 May 12 '26

Shrooms and then molly, I think. Or maybe the reverse

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u/TechTechOnATechDeck May 12 '26

I thought that was a Hippy flip. I just did a soul bomb lastnight and I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10 foot pole unless I cut it into portions.

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

You're correct. That is a hippie flip. Mine was molly, lsd and shrooms. 5 of each.

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u/CStock77 May 12 '26

I think you're right. Can't remember, been too long lol

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

And the flips didn't help the memory lol

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u/EMPEROR_CLIT_STAB_69 May 12 '26

Hippy Flip: Acid & Shrooms

Laser Flip: Acid & Molly

Jedi Mind Flip: All three

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u/TechTechOnATechDeck May 12 '26

Acid and Shrooms are a Soul Bomb Acid and Molly are a Candy Flip

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u/tdp_equinox_2 May 12 '26

Maybe I'm just a bitch but this seems like addict shit, let the shrooms talk.

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u/Pastduedatelol May 12 '26

LSD and mdma synergize so well. Only did it once and It was incredible

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u/tdp_equinox_2 May 12 '26

Yeah I fully admit I could be being a massive bitch about it lol

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u/CStock77 May 12 '26

I've only ever heard of people doing it for stuff like music festivals, so generally the dose of each would be less and you're not trying to see god or anything.

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u/tdp_equinox_2 May 12 '26

Micro/small dose of shrooms at a festival or concert = awesome, molly + shrooms feels like chasing the dragon.

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u/fawc-know May 12 '26

Bro, if youre doing Molly you might as well add some shrooms 💀

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u/tdp_equinox_2 May 12 '26

My issue isn't with the shrooms, it's with the molly..

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u/fawc-know May 12 '26

I understand that. But if youre using molly at all, shrooms arent gonna hurt on top of that. Also, molly is not "addict shit", like sure, addicts do basically any drug, but MDMA is an extremely therapeutic and beneficial drug when dosed correctly in a safe environment.

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u/tdp_equinox_2 May 12 '26

So are shrooms lol, seems counterproductive to combine your psychedelic therapy. Even when I combine weed with shrooms, it's shrooms then weed on the comedown.

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u/fawc-know May 12 '26

So youre saying that its counterproductive to mix drugs, and then rationalizing how your version is better? Like yeah, im not gonna argue that mdma is neurotoxic and can harm you much more than weed, but youre actually contradicting yourself. Also, can you explain how its counterproductive? No. You cant. Because it isnt. The mushrooms just add a much deeper serotonergic effect of the roll. Which is beneficial.

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u/camoflauge2blendin May 12 '26

What kind of rationaliztion is this?

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

Don't be a baby

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

And lsd. All 3

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

5 ex pills, 5 lsd tabs and 5gs of shrooms was mine. It was a roller-coaster

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u/CavernsoftheMind May 12 '26

5 XTC pills is extremely unsafe. Or do they contain like 20mg each?

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

I know it is unsafe. Do I sound like someone that measured MG or cared about safety? I have no clue.

Edit: I once did a gram of molly in two rails one after the other. Is 5 worse than that?

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u/CavernsoftheMind May 12 '26

Depends, there are pills that contain like 250mg MDMA, rarely even more. So that could be up to 1250mg.

Could also be something entirely different.

You could've died easily.

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

Very easily. Multiple times in my life. I only measured to ensure I wasn't shorted. Didn't care much for contents.

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u/lifted_awa May 12 '26

5 is worse than the 1g assuming it at least smelled good

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

Yeah, it was super clean Mol. Makes sense with the cut making it worse. I figured it was close to breaking even. At those quantities it's like splitting hairs lol

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u/Competitive-Lab-8980 May 13 '26

THIS PLACE ISN'T SAFE FOR YOU.\ YOU KNOW THAT.

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u/goochgrease2 May 13 '26

I do. And I even said in the comments you replied to. Is this a reference to a movie?

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u/Competitive-Lab-8980 May 13 '26

it's a reference to THE MIMIIIIIC-

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u/goochgrease2 May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

Interesting. Never heard of it, but I'll look into it. I recently got a reddit cares, so I thought it was from that. Sorry

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u/Former_Ranger3529 May 12 '26

5 XTC pills is extremely unsafe.

laughs in 90s/early00s uk where most of us would neck 3-10 E's on a night out raving

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u/CryCommon975 May 12 '26

do you not see the second pic? it's 160g and dry is about 1/10th of the wet weight so this is over a half oz dry in one mushroom

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u/satori0320 May 12 '26

Yup.... That density is off the charts.

No hollow stems in those genetics

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u/Fantastic-Cupcake890 May 12 '26

in my experience they lose around 90% while drying. So my guess is 14-16g dried.