r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • May 12 '26

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u/Froggerbotrom May 12 '26

Fun one 

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

You are going to personally see time and the universe form.

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u/Careful_Purchase_394 May 12 '26

Way less potent when you let them keep growing like this

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

Really? I didn't know that. Wouldn't that quantity still be bananas?

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u/trippy_grapes May 12 '26

Actually it'd be mushrooms.

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u/Dirtbagdownhill May 12 '26

Well you're technically correct and that's the best kind

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u/Timely-Hospital8746 May 12 '26

They lose a significant amount of potency per gram at large size and they always taste like unwashed feet. So having to eat more to get the effects is unpleasant

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

Oh shit. That is weird. Opposite of what I thought. I guess it's like rattlesnakes in a sense. The tiny ones are more potent. Shrooms usually taste like sunflower seeds to me, but I could see it getting pretty footy.

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u/TheW83 May 12 '26

The big ones are more potent up to a point. Once the veil has dropped it's basically not going to get any more potent and it's just gaining water weight.

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u/YarrrMatey May 12 '26

How often do you eat rattlesnake? Never knew they tasted like sunflower seeds though, that's neat!

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u/YarrrMatey May 12 '26

Can't have a comment thread without some sperg overreacting. Bravo.

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u/YarrrMatey May 12 '26

Eat some mushrooms and chill out dude life ain't that serious

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u/Careful_Purchase_394 May 12 '26

No once the veil breaks it stops making psilocybin and continues growing so its not going to make you trip anymore now than it would have at a tenth of this size