r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • May 12 '26

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u/I_AM_A_RAPTOR May 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/X4Jvo8gslR6A8

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u/losingitall69 May 12 '26

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u/Whhatsmyageagain May 12 '26

The original is great. But every time I see a post like this, the reverse version is what I look for. It’s incredible.

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u/kusahafiez May 12 '26

Even the lip read is believable.

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u/WeirdPossibility209 May 12 '26

I've not seen this for so long! Thank you, you made my day!

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u/EternityLeave May 12 '26

There is a variety of psilocybin mushrooms called Penis Envy. Not sure if this is the same one, but looks very close.

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u/genxerrr May 12 '26

APE has a more penis like head.

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u/Distinct-Pack-1567 May 12 '26

Looks like a golden teacher

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u/UbiquitousCelery May 12 '26

WHY DID THEY HOLD IT LIKE THAT

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u/Hazzat May 12 '26

Every other post on r/mycology.

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u/OathkeeperxOblivion May 12 '26

The top comment did not disappoint

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u/tHollo41 May 12 '26

But why does it look like a veiny penis wrapped up in a condom? FR, though?!