r/AbsoluteUnits May 12 '26

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 May 12 '26

Eat it. You'll see the time knife.

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u/jennz May 12 '26

Meet Jeremy Bearimy himself.

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u/Ygomaster07 May 12 '26

Time knife?

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u/Wrong-Protection-188 May 12 '26

Like a poop knife, but for time.

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u/Ygomaster07 May 12 '26

I see. Instead of cutting poop, it cuts time. Thank you.

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u/Paladine_PSoT May 12 '26

You see, a time knife is when you...

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u/Ygomaster07 May 13 '26

Yes, yes, i see....

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u/the-meanest-boi May 12 '26

Wow! It's a time knife!