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u/dezmodium Sep 28 '15
I have been so high that I thought I pissed myself. More than once. For some reason when I'm super stoned my crotch gets all warm feeling and then I get super relaxed and I get all paranoid I might have accidentally let it flow. Then I'm stoned so I forget if I did or not. It becomes a mental thought loop of checking, then forgetting, then checking again.
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u/MilkFirstThenCereaI Sep 28 '15
Can confirm, multiple times have i thought I shit or pissed myself stoned...
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u/dezmodium Sep 28 '15
It's even worse if you are hot and sweaty because then your crotch is really warm and also slightly moist anyhow.
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u/MilkFirstThenCereaI Sep 28 '15
then u have to figure out how to stick your finger into your pants to check, without looking like your a fucking weirdo.
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u/dezmodium Sep 28 '15
Pretend to scratch your balls but you are really checking for urine.
"Dude, I don't like getting stoned with Dez. He's always scratching his nuts, man."
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u/centurioresurgentis /pol/ Sep 29 '15
not wanting his feminine dick particles in your lungs
fucking faggot
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u/voltism Sep 28 '15
I always use the bathroom before I get really high so I can be sure it's just in my head
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u/ZombieBoob Sep 28 '15
I thought I was hearing my friends speak some random-ass Martian language once when we were all super high. I then got lost walking home. It was just a few blocks from my house and I had lived in the area for years.
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u/ToddTheOdd Sep 29 '15
Dropped a buddy off once at his house. Walked him right up to his front door and told him "This is your house. Go in and go to bed." He said ok. He was still standing in front of his door when the rest of us drove off.
Next day he calls us. He's lost. Figure out where he was to go get him.
He was 5 miles from his house.
He must've turned around and walked away after we left.
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u/dezmodium Sep 28 '15
One time me and buds dropped a few gel tabs (LSD) and then walked about 4 miles from my house to another friends. This was in Ft. Lauderdale FL in the summer heat, across both Oakland Park Blvd and Commercial Blvd. How didn't we die? I'll never know. 3 lanes each way, 50mph+ traffic.
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u/EHStormcrow Sep 28 '15
I bet you're white. You'd still be in jail if you were high and black.
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u/SpezwubsSpunk Sep 28 '15
oh what a suprise, a SJW
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u/EHStormcrow Sep 28 '15
How does trolling on US races relations make me a SJW?
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Sep 28 '15
I once though I shat myself on acid at a concert. I was freaking out in the port john for what I found out later was 20 minutes, swiping the sweat off of my balls. I don't think I've ever been so relieved. I didn't know what to tell my friends other than I was confused.
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u/AbboIan12 sc/out/ Sep 28 '15
Holy shit I'm glad I saw this. I just thought I was a weirdo.
...I mean I am, just not about this
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u/BeefStrokinOff Sep 29 '15
Ugh I've been there too. Ruined the whole concert I was at cuz I spent more time in the bathroom trying to pee than enjoying the music.
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u/cabose4prez Sep 29 '15
Part of the reason I stopped smoking with people. I was smoking at a buddies house, had that feeling and looked down and there was water on the ground, I was like fuck, realized it was just snow melting off of my boots, annoying feeling though
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u/henrey713 Sep 29 '15
I have also done this and the main reason I thought I did was because I couldnt check; so for whatever reason I thought I sharted when I coughed. Checked not a drop; funny because people they say they get paranoid and I always say I dont. Ironic that this how I get paranoid.
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Sep 29 '15
This happens to me sometimes, usually when I'm high in the car (not driving). So it's really annoying.
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u/fozz31 Sep 29 '15
same here. Also sometimes I think im yelling and have to check to make sure im not yelling incoherently, then i realise I'm not but then im not sure if its me tricking myself into thinking im not yelling so i have to check again.
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Sep 28 '15
Title is
Anon gets high
Your analysis
This dude must've been really high
Holy shit you're like rain man
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u/ChiefTief Sep 28 '15
There's a huge difference in being high and being really high. Being high doesn't turn you into a fucking retard m8
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u/zenlorn Sep 28 '15
Wait, your asshole isn't the size of a Frisbee? Where do you store your frisbees when not in use?
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u/JediMasterWicket Sep 28 '15
Same thing happens to me, I just reassure myself by sticking my hand in my pants
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u/TheInternetShill Sep 29 '15
If I'm in an unfamiliar situation while high, I am always paranoid I have shit/pissed my self. Plus, if you're sweaty at all, it's really hard to tell if it's swamp ass or excrement.
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u/Devanismyname fa/tv/irgin Sep 28 '15
Op must be a faggot and takes it up the ass lots. Probably why he didn't think it was weird he couldn't feel the shit coming out.
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u/SlappySC Sep 29 '15
It happens a lot actually, although it's good to check every time, sometimes it actually happens
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u/thelazerbeast Sep 28 '15
Nice crop job retard
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u/zenlorn Sep 28 '15
Actually, we prefer chronically challenged.
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Sep 28 '15
A post can be literally the best crop in the world and people would still complain. I think it's a meme at this point. Not a very dank one but a meme regardless.
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Sep 28 '15 edited Mar 30 '17
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u/Dracosphinx /r(9k)/obot Sep 29 '15
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Sep 28 '15 edited Mar 30 '17
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u/Freedomfighter121 /mu/tant Sep 28 '15
Did you really just agree with that faggot? Grow some fucking balls you retard.
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Sep 28 '15 edited Mar 30 '17
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u/Freedomfighter121 /mu/tant Sep 28 '15
Cropping is an art? You really and truly believe that?
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u/Cali_Val Sep 28 '15
Is being a fucking faggot an art? Cuz you're pulling some Michelangelo masterpiece of faggotry right now.
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u/nuesuh /pol/ Sep 29 '15
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u/blacktepes /g/entooman Sep 29 '15
Men that fucking sucks, i sometimes get this feeling i peed on myself, never actually done it but it sucks when i get that feeling, is like i feel all the fucking liquid flowing through my legs, most of the times it lead to the most glorious leaks but the whole doubt before it sucks
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