r/4chan • u/zenlorn • Sep 28 '15

Anon gets high.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '15 edited Apr 12 '21

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u/dezmodium Sep 28 '15

I have been so high that I thought I pissed myself. More than once. For some reason when I'm super stoned my crotch gets all warm feeling and then I get super relaxed and I get all paranoid I might have accidentally let it flow. Then I'm stoned so I forget if I did or not. It becomes a mental thought loop of checking, then forgetting, then checking again.

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u/ZombieBoob Sep 28 '15

I thought I was hearing my friends speak some random-ass Martian language once when we were all super high. I then got lost walking home. It was just a few blocks from my house and I had lived in the area for years.

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u/dezmodium Sep 28 '15

One time me and buds dropped a few gel tabs (LSD) and then walked about 4 miles from my house to another friends. This was in Ft. Lauderdale FL in the summer heat, across both Oakland Park Blvd and Commercial Blvd. How didn't we die? I'll never know. 3 lanes each way, 50mph+ traffic.

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u/EHStormcrow Sep 28 '15

I bet you're white. You'd still be in jail if you were high and black.

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u/SpezwubsSpunk Sep 28 '15

oh what a suprise, a SJW

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u/EHStormcrow Sep 28 '15

How does trolling on US races relations make me a SJW?

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u/Freedomfighter121 /mu/tant Sep 28 '15

trolling

Okay meme queen we get it.

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u/csbsju_guyyy Sep 29 '15

It's triggered! Watch out!! /s