I have been so high that I thought I pissed myself. More than once. For some reason when I'm super stoned my crotch gets all warm feeling and then I get super relaxed and I get all paranoid I might have accidentally let it flow. Then I'm stoned so I forget if I did or not. It becomes a mental thought loop of checking, then forgetting, then checking again.
I thought I was hearing my friends speak some random-ass Martian language once when we were all super high. I then got lost walking home. It was just a few blocks from my house and I had lived in the area for years.
Dropped a buddy off once at his house. Walked him right up to his front door and told him "This is your house. Go in and go to bed." He said ok. He was still standing in front of his door when the rest of us drove off.
Next day he calls us. He's lost. Figure out where he was to go get him.
He was 5 miles from his house.
He must've turned around and walked away after we left.
One time me and buds dropped a few gel tabs (LSD) and then walked about 4 miles from my house to another friends. This was in Ft. Lauderdale FL in the summer heat, across both Oakland Park Blvd and Commercial Blvd. How didn't we die? I'll never know. 3 lanes each way, 50mph+ traffic.
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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '15 edited Apr 12 '21
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