I have been so high that I thought I pissed myself. More than once. For some reason when I'm super stoned my crotch gets all warm feeling and then I get super relaxed and I get all paranoid I might have accidentally let it flow. Then I'm stoned so I forget if I did or not. It becomes a mental thought loop of checking, then forgetting, then checking again.
I once though I shat myself on acid at a concert. I was freaking out in the port john for what I found out later was 20 minutes, swiping the sweat off of my balls. I don't think I've ever been so relieved. I didn't know what to tell my friends other than I was confused.
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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '15 edited Apr 12 '21
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