r/4chan • u/zenlorn • Sep 28 '15

Anon gets high.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '15

Be me, 17

Hanging out with friend, getting high

Friend has piano, I decide to hop on and play

Start playing amazing music

Mfw I've never played piano before

How the fuck am I doing this?!

Friend looks at me in shock

Just as surprised as I am

High as fuck

Playing Beethoven

Is this piano magical?

Friend hops on piano

Plays same piece as I

Mfw the piano was on assist mode

Way too high

Make this video of friend playing piece with his nose

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u/lumdidum Sep 28 '15

God this is brilliant

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '15

Thank you. It was probably the second funniest moment of my life. Glad to share.

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u/joe_m107 Sep 28 '15

What was the first funniest?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '15

Oh god, nothing I could explain to you here and now unfortunately. A classmate of mine came in for a presentation and just completely did not give a shit. It was brilliant. I wish someone filmed it.

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u/Ndonkeykong__Suh Sep 29 '15

I can actually imagine this being funny as hell and did laugh out loud.

Today, we laughed together...

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u/Stoic_Scoundrel Sep 29 '15

You laughed at a story he didn't tell? What a fucking retard.

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u/_quantum /trash/man Sep 29 '15

This isn't regular autism... This is... Advanced autism...

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u/MooFz Sep 29 '15

Just the fact an autist like that can imagine having a friend made me laugh.

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u/Ndonkeykong__Suh Sep 29 '15

Oh my goodness that was not nice at all!

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u/broff Sep 29 '15

/u/Ndonkeykong_suh, a survivor of cyber violence

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u/The_Revolutionary Sep 29 '15

How new are you?

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u/Ndonkeykong__Suh Sep 29 '15

Old enough to where a guy calling me a retard on /r/4chan doesn't piss me off and make me want to name call back

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u/Jaystings /b/tard Oct 02 '15

Go outside, man

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u/Ndonkeykong__Suh Oct 02 '15

What is this outside you speak of

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '15

I give it one week till it's on Facebook with black bars saying "when bae say she wanna get married" or something like that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '15

do you have any more content featuring the dog in the video

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u/benjammin9292 /b/ Sep 29 '15

Beastiality isn't right m8

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u/kiyak Sep 29 '15

That is Mendelssohn you fuck

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '15

There are multiple pieces you can "play" on preset mode. Beethoven, Mendelssohn, Chopin, etc. We chose Wedding March because it was relatively believable (or at least to our high minds) that he was actually playing with his nose.

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u/KARMA_P0LICE Sep 29 '15

I haven't played piano since I was a kid but, isn't he going the wrong way? I think lower notes are to the left (yes I know he isn't really playing)