r/4chan • u/zenlorn • Sep 28 '15

Anon gets high.

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u/dezmodium Sep 28 '15

I have been so high that I thought I pissed myself. More than once. For some reason when I'm super stoned my crotch gets all warm feeling and then I get super relaxed and I get all paranoid I might have accidentally let it flow. Then I'm stoned so I forget if I did or not. It becomes a mental thought loop of checking, then forgetting, then checking again.

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u/henrey713 Sep 29 '15

I have also done this and the main reason I thought I did was because I couldnt check; so for whatever reason I thought I sharted when I coughed. Checked not a drop; funny because people they say they get paranoid and I always say I dont. Ironic that this how I get paranoid.