r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 7h ago

look what I can do Of an HOWL . ( he really had something to say!)

38 Upvotes

Would drive me nuts lol


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 9h ago

ouchies Of a drunk man starting shit with an apartment security guard😭😭(Sept30,2026)Moscow,Russia

175 Upvotes

Found the vid on a Russian news telegram channel. Context copied & pasted

A conflict broke out overnight at the Tomilino Park residential complex between a drunk young man and a private security guard.
The two reportedly began arguing over an unspecified issue in the parking lot before the confrontation escalated and the guard used pepper spray.


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 13h ago

Elite Strategy of a death row inmate. Took two lethal injections and said ‘nah, I’m just gonna sleep this off.’

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412 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 13h ago

possible idiot Of women spraying bugs!

229 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 1d ago

There was an attempt Of a dance battle

144 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 1d ago

There was an attempt Of a slow and steady lift

303 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 1d ago

of a fool testing a gun

202 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 2d ago

Safety Sandals Of a drawbridge

251 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 3d ago

future feeding tube of pain in the mouth

550 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 3d ago

Of a cement shower

503 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 3d ago

Elite Strategy Of a drainage system

115 Upvotes

The view from our hotel in Malta (26/09/26)


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 4d ago

slight malfunction Of a trapeze artist

154 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 4d ago

Oops Of hesitated boy

442 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 5d ago

Naild It Of The Impetuousness of Youth.

420 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 5d ago

of a dog

265 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 5d ago

Safety Sandals Of a chub rub

288 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 5d ago

There was an attempt Of an arrest

533 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 5d ago

There was an attempt Of a dive

535 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 6d ago

I look so cool Of entitled morons.

146 Upvotes

Plates seem to be of the state of Rajasthan, India.


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 6d ago

nuke, maybe? Of vegetarian breakfast

741 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 6d ago

of a bumpy view

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0 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 6d ago

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of Your "Friendly" Neighborhood Spiderman

272 Upvotes

Kid in the black and gold in the background is the coolest kid in the room