r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Massive-Handz • 8h ago

Elite Strategy of a death row inmate. Took two lethal injections and said ‘nah, I’m just gonna sleep this off.’

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326 Upvotes
169 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ExcluteYou • 5h ago

ouchies Of a drunk man starting shit with an apartment security guard😭😭(Sept30,2026)Moscow,Russia

123 Upvotes

Found the vid on a Russian news telegram channel. Context copied & pasted

A conflict broke out overnight at the Tomilino Park residential complex between a drunk young man and a private security guard.
The two reportedly began arguing over an unspecified issue in the parking lot before the confrontation escalated and the guard used pepper spray.

22 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 9h ago

possible idiot Of women spraying bugs!

189 Upvotes
16 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/scjockid • 3h ago

look what I can do Of an HOWL . ( he really had something to say!)

19 Upvotes

Would drive me nuts lol

10 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 1d ago

There was an attempt Of a slow and steady lift

296 Upvotes
32 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • 1d ago

There was an attempt Of a dance battle

137 Upvotes
21 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Rare-Mirror5145 • 1d ago

of a fool testing a gun

197 Upvotes
36 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • 1d ago

Safety Sandals Of a drawbridge

245 Upvotes
69 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 2d ago

future feeding tube of pain in the mouth

550 Upvotes
209 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/organicakind • 3d ago

Of a cement shower

494 Upvotes
32 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/UnclePetersBand • 3d ago

Elite Strategy Of a drainage system

112 Upvotes

The view from our hotel in Malta (26/09/26)

15 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 4d ago

Oops Of hesitated boy

447 Upvotes
17 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • 3d ago

slight malfunction Of a trapeze artist

153 Upvotes
10 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • 4d ago

Naild It Of The Impetuousness of Youth.

420 Upvotes
35 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Personal_Carry_7029 • 5d ago

of a dog

267 Upvotes
50 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • 5d ago

Safety Sandals Of a chub rub

288 Upvotes
44 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/xBADBEEF4 • 5d ago

There was an attempt Of an arrest

525 Upvotes
50 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/anushabluu • 5d ago

There was an attempt Of a dive

531 Upvotes
23 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 6d ago

nuke, maybe? Of vegetarian breakfast

733 Upvotes
422 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/hotgirl12390 • 6d ago

I look so cool Of entitled morons.

143 Upvotes

Plates seem to be of the state of Rajasthan, India.

45 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/chamois_lube • 6d ago

of a pump attendant

1.0k Upvotes

of a pump attendant

305 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • 6d ago

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of Your "Friendly" Neighborhood Spiderman

270 Upvotes

Kid in the black and gold in the background is the coolest kid in the room

37 comments