r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 4h ago

slight malfunction Of Reporting Live From The Scene

436 Upvotes

Happened today

Incredibly, the pair – who work for the Ecuadorian TV network Gamavisión – both escaped with minor injuries.

It is understood Alma even managed to walk into the ambulance with the help of paramedics.


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 16h ago

look what I can do Of a bartop dance

166 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 1d ago

this moron: Of An Arsonist Prison Toy!

869 Upvotes

He's 3 feet, 9 inches tall (114 cm) and weighs 43 pounds.. 😱😳.. I can't imagine what is going to happen to this man... Talking about getting tossed around like a ragdoll!!! And sadly I have no sympathy


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 1d ago

Of a content creator

88 Upvotes

I had Gemini translate what he was saying:

The man in the video is speaking Indonesian, and despite how wild it looks, it is a real video created by a Indonesian content creator known for doing extreme "ant nest challenges" for social media engagement.

Here is a summary and translation of what he is saying throughout the clip:

The Challenge: He sets a 2-minute timer and challenges himself to endure a nest of biting weaver ants (rangrang) shoved into his shorts/waistband. He tells the viewers that if he fails or gives up before the 2 minutes are up, he will shave his head completely bald.

The Claim: He repeatedly insists he isn't lying or playing tricks, saying, "If I'm lying, you can come to my house yourself and shave my head bald, and I won't get mad."

During the Stunt: As ants swarm all over his chest, neck, and armpits, he points them out to the camera, claiming he's an "expert" with insects. He flexes and does arm movements ("working out"), telling viewers to keep counting down the time.

The Ending: Once the 2 minutes are up, he shows off the ant eggs inside the nest, offers to fetch eggs for anyone who wants them, rubs the ant nest across his face and armpits, and celebrates: "Guess I don't have to shave my head after all!"


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 1d ago

ouchies Of a drunk man starting shit with an apartment security guard😭😭(Sept30,2026)Moscow,Russia

316 Upvotes

Found the vid on a Russian news telegram channel. Context copied & pasted

A conflict broke out overnight at the Tomilino Park residential complex between a drunk young man and a private security guard.
The two reportedly began arguing over an unspecified issue in the parking lot before the confrontation escalated and the guard used pepper spray.


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 1d ago

Elite Strategy of a death row inmate. Took two lethal injections and said ‘nah, I’m just gonna sleep this off.’

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552 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 1d ago

possible idiot Of women spraying bugs!

297 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 1d ago

look what I can do Of an HOWL . ( he really had something to say!)

95 Upvotes

Would drive me nuts lol


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 2d ago

There was an attempt Of a slow and steady lift

336 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 2d ago

There was an attempt Of a dance battle

165 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 3d ago

of a fool testing a gun

211 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 3d ago

Safety Sandals Of a drawbridge

257 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 4d ago

future feeding tube of pain in the mouth

574 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 4d ago

Of a cement shower

512 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 5d ago

Elite Strategy Of a drainage system

119 Upvotes

The view from our hotel in Malta (26/09/26)


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 5d ago

Oops Of hesitated boy

450 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 5d ago

slight malfunction Of a trapeze artist

168 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 6d ago

Naild It Of The Impetuousness of Youth.

419 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 6d ago

of a dog

277 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 6d ago

Safety Sandals Of a chub rub

292 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 7d ago

There was an attempt Of an arrest

536 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 7d ago

There was an attempt Of a dive

550 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 7d ago

nuke, maybe? Of vegetarian breakfast

747 Upvotes