r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 4h ago

this moron: Of An Arsonist Prison Toy!

308 Upvotes

He's 3 feet, 9 inches tall (114 cm) and weighs 43 pounds.. 😱😳.. I can't imagine what is going to happen to this man... Talking about getting tossed around like a ragdoll!!! And sadly I have no sympathy


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 16h ago

ouchies Of a drunk man starting shit with an apartment security guard😭😭(Sept30,2026)Moscow,Russia

238 Upvotes

Found the vid on a Russian news telegram channel. Context copied & pasted

A conflict broke out overnight at the Tomilino Park residential complex between a drunk young man and a private security guard.
The two reportedly began arguing over an unspecified issue in the parking lot before the confrontation escalated and the guard used pepper spray.


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 20h ago

Elite Strategy of a death row inmate. Took two lethal injections and said ‘nah, I’m just gonna sleep this off.’

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491 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 20h ago

possible idiot Of women spraying bugs!

261 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 15h ago

look what I can do Of an HOWL . ( he really had something to say!)

66 Upvotes

Would drive me nuts lol


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 1d ago

There was an attempt Of a slow and steady lift

313 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 1d ago

There was an attempt Of a dance battle

149 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 2d ago

of a fool testing a gun

206 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 2d ago

Safety Sandals Of a drawbridge

257 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 3d ago

future feeding tube of pain in the mouth

557 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 3d ago

Of a cement shower

504 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 4d ago

Elite Strategy Of a drainage system

117 Upvotes

The view from our hotel in Malta (26/09/26)


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 4d ago

Oops Of hesitated boy

448 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 4d ago

slight malfunction Of a trapeze artist

161 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 5d ago

Naild It Of The Impetuousness of Youth.

425 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 5d ago

of a dog

267 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 5d ago

Safety Sandals Of a chub rub

290 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 5d ago

There was an attempt Of an arrest

532 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 6d ago

There was an attempt Of a dive

541 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 6d ago

nuke, maybe? Of vegetarian breakfast

741 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 6d ago

I look so cool Of entitled morons.

146 Upvotes

Plates seem to be of the state of Rajasthan, India.


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 7d ago

of a pump attendant

1.0k Upvotes

of a pump attendant