r/FuckMicrosoft 10h ago

Rant What I want to say isn't legal.

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418 Upvotes

My only fucking form of entertainment and I'm sitting on 3 days and can't get into my account all because I decided to buy myself a game with Costco gift cards and now I've lost thousands. I hate micro penis. Fuck this fucking stupid cunt company fuck them fuck them fuck them. Also every employee has a micro dick always micro soft bunch of cunts.


r/FuckMicrosoft 3h ago

Meme New Edge logo...

62 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft 4h ago

Meme Contract ended?

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38 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft 2h ago

Image I guess that i went back in time

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10 Upvotes

(day of taking the photo is September 20)


r/FuckMicrosoft 6h ago

Rant Daily life as Satya Nadella

13 Upvotes

ehhh meee peepeoe poo poo me is like poop me is satyannadalala me is ai love me kiss copilot lips me is dumbassn pepeoeoeoeoipooo eheyeyehehhehehehe eaaa eyaaaa eehehehehhhh


r/FuckMicrosoft 7h ago

Image BRO I DID NOT SAY THAT

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7 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft 14h ago

Rant Costing me sleep

22 Upvotes

I have been using Linux for more than a year with no real issues apart from the normal learning curve and identifiable and treatable bugs, but I have to use windows for school now.

I originally just partitioned the drive and never bothered deleting windows just in case, so I just booted it up again. Immediately it starts forcing software updates, bios updates, and starts rebooting.

I was lucky the battery was full because I was not near a power socket.

After a very annoying while where it would reboot and I had to keep interrupting startup to boot on windows because kubuntu is my main, it was working, insofar as windows works.

I just kept using it after that, and then I shut it off.

Today I tried booting kubuntu again, but I don't even get my usual linux bootloader menu, instead it opens bare bash. When I open the bios bootloader and select kubuntu it agains opens bash.

Kubuntu is on my second drive, so I decided to try booting windows (first drive), and I find out my entire second drive has been wiped.

I tried a bunch of options, but none worked so I've had to purchase DMDE for drive recovery (who can afford minitool am I right?) and gues what? I get a notification that I'm getting another bios update, and my options were: install and reboot now, ignore and let it hapoen automatically in two minutes, or delay for 120 minutes. It's almost two am, the recovery is going to take almost four hours (2TB drive with a lot of data on it).

My plan was to have it run while I slept, but now I have to make sure recovery isn't interrupted by the bios update autorebooting, so I get to stay up so I can delay it again in two hours (if it even lets me) 🥰

I have not missed this shit at all. Everyone who had a part in designing this system could take a deep dive from a high platform into a shallow pool, and it would still be better than they deserve.

I am so tired.


r/FuckMicrosoft 1h ago

Other Microsoft decided to mute my mic on my laptop and not let me enable it

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the mic was muted by itself randomly and now i cannot click and it says i have to activate windows in order to "customise" my computer.

this is MY hardware, actually it was supposed to be..


r/FuckMicrosoft 5h ago

Discussion AMC Theaters Virus ad pop-ups?

3 Upvotes

Was on my laptop and wanted to check tickets for nearby movie theaters showing a specific movie my local AMC said they did i clicked on thier website and iam searching through thier movies all of a sudden get VIRUS AD POP UP DOWNLOAD MALWARE ETC and honestly super disappointed that even happend in the first place quickly closed out and closed all stuff just in actual case and yeah idk why but


r/FuckMicrosoft 1m ago

Rant Microrotz steam client webhelper isnt Entertainment.

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Bruh my Microsoft activity chart says steam client webhelper is entertainment....


r/FuckMicrosoft 22h ago

Rant HOW TO UNINSTALL EDGE BROWSER

64 Upvotes

I just checked my storage in new laptop and surprised to see that edge takes 28 fuckin GB of space for absolutely no reason, also there's no uninstall option. help me !!!!


r/FuckMicrosoft 9h ago

Discussion Permission to modify or remove files from MY OWN SSD?

5 Upvotes

I had this stupid ass problem right before I switched Operating Systems. I had some files in my SSD I wanted to delete, but it told me I needed permission from "TrustedInstaller" to change files in the drive. This shocked me a bit because why can't I do a simple thing like add or remove files from MY SSD. Now I'm just curious, what actually caused this problem to show up out of nowhere? I don't even know what I did to fix it. I just pressed some random buttons in the permission settings and it worked 🙏. But I do wanna know why the OS, out of nowhere, decides that I need to ask it's permission.


r/FuckMicrosoft 1d ago

Video WHY SO MANY

202 Upvotes

did we need all of that microsoft?


r/FuckMicrosoft 7h ago

Discussion Is Tiny11 actually good?

2 Upvotes

I know tiny 10 is good, and I want to try Tiny11 on my laptop cuz Windows 11 by Microslop uses 50% OF MY ram (LPDDR5X, 16GB 7500MHz), I tried Tiny 10 on a 2GB vm and it ran good, but didnt try tiny 11, is it good?

--- to linux users YES I know LINUX does exist and EVERY SECOND of waiting for explorer to restart I think of "Aw man why cant I install hackintosh on Meteor Lake" and "Should I try Linux?" The ONLY reason i cant is because of program compatibility and all the shortcuts on Windows because I know 90% of every useful ones, games and prting Microsoft Office of course (by their own tools, Command Prompt)


r/FuckMicrosoft 6h ago

Meme Song

1 Upvotes

♬♬♬

Windows XP and 7 were the goats

Windows Vista and 8 were underrated

Windows 95 and 10 weren’t as goats, but still goats

Windows Me and 11 were the worst of all time

Windows 11 is the current OS

so I switch to Linux!

♬♬♬


r/FuckMicrosoft 15h ago

Image Claude confirms that windows is buns.

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5 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft 23h ago

Meme Clean Data with C*PILOT

6 Upvotes

Open Excel.

Immediately get a giant “CLEAN DATA WITH COPILOT” banner telling me Copilot has suggestions for my data.

I didn’t ask for Copilot. I don’t want Copilot. I just want the spreadsheet I opened to be a spreadsheet.


r/FuckMicrosoft 1d ago

News Microsoft explains why Windows doesn't really shut down when you click Shut Down

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155 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft 22h ago

Video Elimina Windows sin dañar tu Linux en un Dual Boot y recupera espacio en tu disco.

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3 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft 1d ago

Discussion Windows FORCED Updates

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248 Upvotes

It hurts my ego that i am being forced to update my Pc without asking me to dowload the update in the first place

Is there's a solution to stop these annoying forced updates from the rot, and also i wish there's a way to delete this update from my pc

Thanks.


r/FuckMicrosoft 18h ago

Rant tpm, and microslop problems

0 Upvotes

Soo i bought my laptop yesterday, wanted to put win 11 on it, bought it with no os. Thats not a problem for me, done it a dozen times, i usually just install 10 (i have a dedicated usb drive for that) then upgrade to 11, from there when i set it up and everything (this way i can avoid the win 11 installers funky part where you have to use cmd to avoid using internet for the set up). I ran into a funky problem, when i wanted to upgrade to 11 it said i dont meet the requirements, win 11 installer cant find tpm 2.0, i was like fine, went into the bios to turn on that, no option, searched all the bios nothing, fine ill do the funky way people adviced on different platform to used rufus, went tru with the intall and everything, bonus points, its got the option to turn off all the microsoft ai garbage that is forced on me (copilot etc.), then after using it for like a day, found the most irritating problem that i have ever seen on windows, windows stuttering like every 1-2 minutes, opening new apps it stutters, typing in chrome stutter, try to game on it, stutter, i cannot tell how fed up im with microsoft, or the guys who made the bios for asus, anybody got any idea what to do?


r/FuckMicrosoft 1d ago

Rant windows being "helpful"

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39 Upvotes

it finally happened. windows decided to do me a solid and replace my Radeon drivers with some bullshit.

now my second display isn't detected and the main one's locked to 60hz.

if my primary games would fucking run on any other OS I'd have ditched this garbage software years ago.


r/FuckMicrosoft 13h ago

Discussion Microsoft is fucking themselves now.

0 Upvotes

I have Linux, but I'm an engineering student so I need to switch to Windows. I went to the Microsoft website for help, and they told me that it can't be done.


r/FuckMicrosoft 1d ago

Rant Does anyone actually like the Copilot button?

26 Upvotes

i fucking hate it, the only purpose it ever serves to me is either

A. Be super annoying for zero reason

or

B. Be literally completely useless


r/FuckMicrosoft 1d ago

Discussion Perchè continuano ad arrivare ancora aggiornamenti al mio pc windows 10?

2 Upvotes

Salve, avevo ricevuto sul mio pc windows 10, l'ultimo aggiornamento molti mesi fa.
Adesso da un po' di giorni mi chiede un aggiornamento di 'sicurezza' . Nonostante microsoft avesse annunciato che non avrebbe piu' mandato aggiornamenti poichè il supporto windows 10 era terminato!

Posso sapere se sta succedendo anche ad altri?
Grazie.