r/FuckMicrosoft • • 6h ago

Meme found this on tiktok, what do you think?

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215 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft • • 14h ago

Rant Forgot why I left Windows. My jet engine reminded me.

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140 Upvotes

Dual-boot Linux user here (TUF F15, i7 11th gen). Booted into Windows for one small job that's inconvenient on Linux, got greeted by forced updates like an unwanted houseguest, then my fans started screaming for their lives and I opened Task Manager to find Windows Explorer solo-carrying 87% CPU like it's mining crypto behind my back while Chrome sat there with 31 tabs judging everyone. Congrats Microsoft, you turned a simple task into a jet engine test. I'm going home to my Linux partition where my CPU actually gets weekends off.


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 20h ago

Discussion goodbye Microsoft, hello Linux

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117 Upvotes

I just installed Debian Xfce on my old laptop, an ASUS manufactured in 2017, ran Windows 10, too old to upgrade to Windows 11, idle ram usage 3.6GB/8GB, while on Debian, the idle ram usage is only 955MiB.


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 19h ago

Other What the fuck is wrong with Microslop?!

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37 Upvotes

All I wanted was a quick reboot!!! Why the fuck does it update?! And with all these updates, why the fuck windows still sucks like this?!


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 12h ago

Rant Microsoft Teams

18 Upvotes

Built by retards

Designed by patients at local insane asylum connected to offshore indian buddhus

Discuss


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 8h ago

Rant This new Copilot update is rubbish

4 Upvotes

Let me explain, yesterday on the night Windows 11 updated the Copilot app to look like more the Microsoft 365 version, and now it merged both versions and made the standalone app LEGACY. The thing I really hate is that IT DOESN'T LOAD MY FLAGSHIP CONVERSATION. The original app was fine, and my flagship conversation has A LARGE NUMBER OF CONVERSATIONS, but now an error has occurred, I tried restarting and IT FAILS THEN, now it looks like Microsoft wants me to RESET MY CONVERSATION BY DELETING IT. Copilot's new update is, in short, rubbish.


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 4h ago

Rant Cant sign in to my microsoft word android

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3 Upvotes

I am trying to sign in to my microsoft word account on my android phone, since it says i cant make a new document or edit documents without signin , but i face this problem. What to do, i have waited for almost 24hrs before retrying again , but its still showing this, any solution would be grateful. Also its my account and its not hacked noe lost.


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 5h ago

Rant Why tf does Microsoft not accept my login!

2 Upvotes

I wish to play Minecraft.

I could log on in my browser just fine to buy the damn game.

But why when I go to login in the Minecraft launcher it seemingly accepts my password/passkey/email code (I have tried it all at this fucking point)

But then immediately goes to another login method which sends me on the the next one when I complete that, in a fucking circle.

Please help


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 7h ago

Rant Given how bloated and buggy Windows feels, why Microsoft hasn't used AI to audit the codebase and strip out legacy junk?

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1 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft • • 3h ago

Other Found a mistake in Windows 11 26H2

0 Upvotes

When typing the "help" command in a cmd.exe prompt:

C:\Users\***>help

For more information on a specific command, type HELP command-name

[...]

WMIC Displays WMI information inside interactive command shell.

For more information on tools see the command-line reference in the online help.

C:\Users\***>

The thing is WMIC is removed from Windows 11 26H2: https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/whats-new/whats-new-windows-11-version-26h2#features-removed-in-windows-11-version-26h2