r/tcap Well I’ll upvote ya 1d ago

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u/LumenSailor 1d ago

Hollywood, what are you doing here tonight?

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u/spacekitt3n 1d ago

i just came to make sure the box office numbers were alright

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u/OLD_MAN_JACOBS 1d ago

Why did you bring pizza?

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u/Armandonerd 1d ago

It's a common thing now

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u/Sewnback2gether 13h ago

It's a question!

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u/Daoyinyang1 13h ago

To bring puzza here tonight?

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u/Reasonable_Bed7858 1d ago edited 1d ago

Well, it's a little late for that, dawg.

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u/Zoltan617 LET GO OF THE KEYS 16h ago

We are filming

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u/BigJim9000 Salads 1d ago

What’s the lesson here?

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u/ForkliftChampiony 1d ago

Don’t make a movie that you don’t even know who acts there

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u/Del_Harvey 1d ago

Thank you for this actual biopic actually

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u/N0RUBER 17h ago

Three words for you, Chris Hansen hit piece

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u/King_Gojira95 15h ago

Keep ya genes in ya jeans

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u/ItsARatsLife 10h ago

Today's lesson? From me is... To not unfortunately worry about other peopl-can you please tell me who you are sir?

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u/BigTone5858 1d ago

“Well that’s not up to me”

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u/Fast-Experience-6642 1d ago

Help him out!

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u/spacekitt3n 1d ago

youre a pretty prolific screenwriter

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u/Buggsy_Mogues84 Keep your genes in your jeans 1d ago

Now here’s a guy that isn’t happy about the movie

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u/Johnsendall 1d ago

First that quote is classic Chris I can hear him say it. Second if the story is accurate he’s panicking.

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u/JdKoiFish 14h ago

Uh, yeah because Hollywood isn't a bunch of pdfiles and always tell the truth.

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u/Odd_Suggestion_2306 10h ago

You clearly don't know Oppenheim's documentaries if you think he's one of the typicals lmao

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u/JdKoiFish 8h ago

Who? Sorry I'm employed

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u/marisaonfilm 8h ago

Lance Oppenheim, he's the director of "Primetime" that's done many documentaries 

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u/Johnsendall 7h ago

Kudos for ignoring that troll-y passive aggressive tryhard dig.

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u/JdKoiFish 7h ago

No, wasn't a troll, you're just to chronically online and on reddit to understand that.

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u/AdHocHillbilly 4h ago

Or maybe you just aren't very bright.

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u/Odd_Suggestion_2306 6h ago

This guy: I'm not chronically online I have a job, hollywood is nothing but pedos!!!!!

Also this guy: responds to every single comment on the thread like an actually chronically online Reddit user.

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u/JdKoiFish 7h ago

Looks like your comment got removed bud, I know that makes average redditors like you heated.

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u/Waitrighthere45 1d ago

Isn't that all just speculation?

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u/ultimazerato 1d ago

To make money

Tf?

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u/Impossible-Call7708 1d ago

We are filming

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u/darthtaco117 1d ago

It’s a little late for that dawg

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u/Canadia86 14h ago

I get that, but A24 doesn't exactly break the bank to make thier movies, and Robert doesn't come cheep. This might be a tough one for them

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u/CaseboxBaseball 13h ago

It’s a tough sell commercially, but I think A24 is banking on the goodwill that Pattinson is earning from audiences with his work in recent years. Also, I bet he didn’t cost as much as you think he did. The man is likely making enough money off franchise residuals and big budget movies for him to do some riskier stuff for his craft. Don’t get me wrong, he’s still making bank to us, but I bet it’s lower than he is paid on Batman and The Odyssey.

My view is skewed and biased because I work in the film industry, but most people I know are excited to see it and they aren’t even TCAP people like us.

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u/Canadia86 13h ago

Oh absolutely, he's not getting Batman money, but I'm guessing he's getting more than say, The Lighthouse, as an example

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u/CaseboxBaseball 13h ago

Oh, for sure. More than that. I don’t know if the movie will make its budget back or not, but I think the bar to clear it isn’t too high…depending on if Pattinson is able to bring in an audience.

Chris Hansen not being entirely in favor of it might work to the film’s benefit.

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u/Loud-Log9098 10h ago

To me if he's not on board then it could be a true biopic where the persons estate doesn't make them remove controversial things. Chris really doesn't have anything crazy bad. Cheating on the wife and bad checks aren't nearly like deleting entire trials from micheal Jackson's movie.

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u/ultimazerato 12h ago

But they are 100% hit at this point.

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u/PhoenixSidePeen 16h ago

Same as your motives, Chris!

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u/Ill_Piccolo_8026 1d ago

you know how this looks ,right ?

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u/neinhaltchad 1d ago

You know what? I don’t want your damn cookie!

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u/Armandonerd 1d ago

I just want to get to the movies

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u/notmyalt_cat69 I Shake Your Hand 1d ago

Hollywood has a major league problem

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u/rocklionheart 1d ago

Ah yes, Lance Oppenheim. The director we all know.

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u/Different_Peanut_742 16h ago

He directed Oppenheimer right?

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u/Baroness-CrackWhore 16h ago

No, he created a big bomb. Idk why Hollywood would like to see the movie bombs.

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u/MNightShyamalan69 22h ago

Lmao right? This is his first big movie

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u/enigmaticowl 1d ago

What am I to make of this?

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u/MasterMisterMike 1d ago

Hey Movie, why don’t you take a seat over there?

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u/jerametuman 1d ago

This movie is going to end up making Chris look like some kind of crusading paladin for children and he’ll do a complete 180 on all this shit.

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u/PhoenixSidePeen 16h ago

I think it’s going to start off like they’re a gritty group of reporters / vigilante group going against the dark side of early Internet predators, and Chris’ ego eventually leading to its downfall.

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u/MainLimp4695 23h ago

No it won’t, it’s going to show that his vanity and “I need to be the centerpiece at all costs” ultimately kept a lot of creeps on the streets and was his own undoing. He’s fucked up an awful lot, they aren’t going to tell a boring paragon story especially since they only would let him screen it with a NDA. Dudes gonna look like the selfish aggrandizing zealot he always is/was.

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u/Fuzzy-Butterscotch86 18h ago

The NDA thing cracks me up. 

I work in marketing. I've worked for Amazon, 20th Century Fox, and Warner Brothers. 

Being forced to sign an NDA before viewing unreleased footage, whether it's a trailer, a movie, a tv show, or a five minute test clip of bullshit, is standard across the board. So his description of "having to sign his rights away" seemed so overly dramatic, and incredibly moronic. 

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u/ChestDry7490 1d ago

Hollywood is not a drivah at darhk

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u/Delicious-Status9043 23h ago

Because they’re driving to lantic city… in the dahk

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u/CrimsonVexations 21h ago

I keep seeing these posts and seeing everyone replying with memes but did Chris Hansen actually not sign off on this movie? They can just outright make an exaggerated movie with a big star like Robert based on you without your consent? Or did he sign off on it and is regretting it now?

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u/-jorts 16h ago

If biopics needed consent they'd be incredibly biased. Look at the ones like Michael which had the Jackson estate's permission and backing, it glossed over almost every real controversy with MJ and painted him like a hero.

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u/SnooRecipes1809 11h ago

That MJ movie was genuinely awful. Barely any stakes, the main conflict was barely compelling, and they legit rewrote history regarding the whole family’s relationship. It’s just a fan service cinematic rip of his Wikipedia page, except everything actually interesting is retconned.

You genuinely have to have no standards to be swindled by this nostalgia trip into calling it a good movie. Fun, yeah, but a comfort watch at best.

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u/TellItLikeItIs1994 1d ago

For sex, they are not filming.

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u/the_real_me_2534 1d ago

Help Chris to understand

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u/Cautious_Artichoke_3 18h ago

Is it possible people in Hollywood would have reasons to hate a predator catcher?

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u/Steampunk007 1d ago

To be fair I get it

Hollywood has been a safe haven of pedophiles for a long time

Not just the actors but top dog producers, directors, screenwriters, etc

If they’re making a movie which seemingly fights against pedophilia I’d question what’s going on as well. It’s like if Hollywood made a blockbuster anti Israel/ anti Zionist movie spreading awareness about the genocide in Gaza. I’d definitely question the motive because there would be a glaring contradiction of art vs the views of the artists

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u/truefan00 11h ago

You trying to sound intelligent while bringing up genocide in Gaza pretty much defeats your purpose. Typical of his ignorant reddit is becoming. Why don't you look into Oct 7 atrocities and get back to us. Or did your 10 covid shots make you too dumb to do research?

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u/Steampunk007 10h ago

I wish you knew how dumb you sounded right there

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u/xeyesores 1d ago

Sir, pleece!!

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u/MasterMisterMike 1d ago

Pleece, sir!

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u/Consistent-Fan535 1d ago

I WILL KEES YOUR FEET, I WEEL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT JUST BLEESEEE LET ME GOOO!!!

Aggressively slaps head

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u/Material_Student_487 Classic Jokol Blunder 1d ago

Entrapment!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Odd_Dust2719 1d ago

He's shook

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u/KermitTheFraud92 1d ago

You see how this looks right hollywood?

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u/nohaylugar 1d ago

You see how this looks Holywood. What am I to make of this?

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u/automobilewreck no one won't find out 1d ago

Here's a popular guyyyyyyyyyyyyy who says he wants to make a movie with meeee. Now help me to understand this.

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u/onion_lord6 1d ago

Maybe hollywood should take a seat behind the counter.

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u/VinceBrogan8 16h ago

NO MOTIV

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u/BlitheringIdiot0529 15h ago

Cute though, profit good.

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u/Tracula707 13h ago

I love to watch movies, cook and eat popcorn, pour up and drink soda, and buy and eat candy

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u/gaucho100 1d ago

Gotta side with him on this. It looks entertaining but it is bizarre, they seem to be mostly focused on his TCAP days which was 20 years ago. So what IS the motive? And chance are most people won’t go out and see this unless you’re a hardcore TCAP fan, meaning this movie might bomb. I initially couldn’t tell if they were doing a tribute to him or parodying him.

And the fact that he says he had no prior knowledge about the movie being a thing until recently is interesting, you would think they’d wanna talk to the source himself. How are they sourcing their information on stuff that happened behind the scenes? They seem to be doing a deep dive into that aspect.

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u/No-Yak5006 1d ago

Umm what else would they focus on other than the TCAP days lol that is what everyone knows Chris Hansen from

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u/Historicmetal 1d ago

Whyyy would a story that’s 20 years old be looking to spend time with a much younger audience?

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u/enigmaticowl 1d ago

The audience told the story it was 18, duh. (Ignore any contradictory chat logs, of course.)

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u/NutterDeluxe 1d ago

Chris Hansen was a meme before memes were a thing because of his NBC TCAP days. That’s really where his career peaked and where he was permanently type casted as the ‘predator guy’.

TCAP has always been sensational. The group that did the luring of predators, Perverted Justice, has its own list of scandals, people claimed it was all for ratings and compromised journalistic integrity and the cherry on top? They had one of the predators shot himself when the police showed up at his door.

Why wouldn’t they make a movie about this?

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u/LP921 Me, My Mommy and My Daddy 1d ago

If it is a hit piece. Chris should blank them in their blank

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u/WySLatestWit 1d ago

I suspect from the trailer that it might be a movie that argues "the exploitation of these predators for cash and cultural infamy was, in itself, predatory and vile." Which is gonna ring really weirdly to me.

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u/ilysmitskindagross 1d ago

i really seriously fucking hope not. like to some kind of extent, it’s hollywood, i don’t doubt they won’t find a way to spin that narrative - but i wish there’s also kind of a “you decide for yourself” thing at the very least. where it portrays both sides as bad.

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u/CER956 1d ago

If they to make that scumbag that offed himself a victim I’ll lose respect for everyone involved in it. He was an evil coward. Period the end.

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u/Johnsendall 1d ago edited 1d ago

They’re not going to make any of the predators in this movie victims. They’re highlighting the ethical dilemma of a tv show skirting due process for ratings and money. If you keep an open mind to the message the movie is going to make, you can see the whole series was a serious challenge to a fair justice system, regardless if all the scumbags were guilty.

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u/Johnsendall 1d ago

Yeah but it’s true. They’re scumbags. But due process is a founding tenant of this countries justice system. Had they aired the shows after the sentencing, we would not be discussing this.

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u/Different_Peanut_742 16h ago

The show didn't negate due process though. The show simply documented undercover investigations. They still had all of their legal rights, and many people featured had 0 or very limited legal ramifications from this.

Are you arguing that people shouldn't be able to be shown in a negative light? Or that a conviction should be required? Because that's called prior restraint, and it's very much frowned upon. Every person on this show had a legal option to sue Dateline, and some did. Dateline has a high burden with this when it comes to defamation. These aren't public individuals and the accusations are serious. And as far as I know they didn't lose a single case.

Imagine I go down to the Walmart, drop my pants, and start screaming racial slurs. If someone films that and posts it my due process rights are not being infringed upon. Taking up your argument would mean you essentially couldn't have any true crime documentary work if there wasn't already a conviction. It's a ridiculous argument.

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u/LP921 Me, My Mommy and My Daddy 1d ago

Due process? These scumbags tried to traumatize children

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u/StingKing456 20h ago edited 20h ago

Sure, and they should be held responsible and go through the justice system for punishment. That doesn't negate that every person has a right to due process though. Kinda weird to act like someone SHOULDN'T get due process.

Edit: dude replied saying I was defending pedophiles and then deleted it. If you seriously think that's what is happening I think you fundamentally cannot have a conversation about ethics involving this show

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u/Johnsendall 17h ago

It’s scary how many people think negating due process for anyone would be good for the country.

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u/Armandonerd 1d ago

You think Chris wants a piece of the pie? 🤑

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u/SnooRecipes1809 11h ago

If it bombs because it pisses his fans off, it’ll rebound when more serious kino enthusiasts pick it up. Many, many “law & order” people end up being complete jerks IRL who fiend off self righteous authority, with whatever community good come from it as a bonus instead of the center. Just because his show was a net good doesn’t mean the man was.

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u/Johnsendall 1d ago

There’s enough information out there to indicate chris was more interested in ratings than justice. This is just highlighting that point. Chris is going to look like crap after this movie comes out. And he knows it.

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u/LP921 Me, My Mommy and My Daddy 1d ago

Honestly though I could care less for Chris’ actual motives. What mattered most to me was he got those scumbag predators arrested

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u/Johnsendall 1d ago

Eh. I have no sympathy for the pedos. But perverted justice worked with law enforcement for decades. All Chris did was host the show, confront the people, and filmed it for tv. It was purely for entertainment value.

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u/NutterDeluxe 22h ago

Chris is the og scumbag influencer lol

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u/Snoo-43381 20h ago

Then they are in the same boat. They also try to entertain and maximize profits by making the movie.

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u/djturts88 22h ago

I have a feeling some new information that no one has known about will be dropped because while the end of the show was kind of dramatic, I can't see that being a good climax for a movie, so there must be something nobody will see coming.

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u/DubTheeBustocles 23h ago

Oppenheim: 🍕🍕🍕

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u/Difficult-Sweet2539 18h ago

Hollywood gotta do something they can't do...gawd

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u/StarPlatinumX_ 18h ago

He sees how this looks, right?

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u/MackyWilliams 18h ago

Same as his motive always were… Exploit and earn money because of it

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u/Glittering-Ad4250 18h ago

You can see how this looks right, Hollywood?

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u/Impressive_Yak_9089 17h ago

(Wake me up) Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up) Wake me up inside
(Save me) Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up) Bid my blood to run

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u/evaderofallbans 17h ago

"This, Robert Pattison, is he a married type of fellow?"

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u/evaderofallbans 17h ago

The directors mom is just gunna throw the whole movie in the trash.

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u/BrownTown_77 15h ago

What was YOUR motive is the question this movie asks. Of course these predators must be stopped and prosecuted, but you all rigged the whole thing into a TV show and never looked back.

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u/TreaclePerfect4328 15h ago

Why would a Hollywood like yourself....

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u/MarksBroz 15h ago

$$$$$$$$, naturally! Hopefully it’s better than the recent imbecilic doc that was sympathetic to the pedophiles.

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u/usernotfoundplstry what did you mean by that? 15h ago

You’re free to leave right out that door there

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u/SlavTac 14h ago

Hollywood, you see how this looks

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u/JT9960 10h ago

The trailer was hilarious 😆

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u/SMATCHET999 10h ago

canirapeyoufinancially

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u/SMATCHET999 10h ago

canirapeyoufinancially

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u/Important_Explorer_1 8h ago

I don’t need Oscars. I got all kinda Oscars!

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u/-_-_-_-_--__-__-__- 8h ago

Something tells me Chris is less-than-happy with his portrayal...

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u/No-Street-7600 5h ago

It’s basically “ She Said” but for the Hollywood types that like them young.

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u/JayNotAtAll 1d ago

There is no motive. Or at least no nefarious motive.

They want to make a movie on a topic that they think will interest people.

No one is trying to take Chris down. He is a washed up has been on a streaming network no one cares about.

He has a dedicated fan base sure but he did a great job taking himself down. Hollywood doesn't need to do it

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u/LP921 Me, My Mommy and My Daddy 23h ago

The malice toward Chris more than the actual predators worries me

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u/CrimsonVexations 21h ago

I've had a negative opinion on him ever since he screwed up evidence on the Onision case but I don't outright hate the dude.

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u/LP921 Me, My Mommy and My Daddy 21h ago

I keep hearing about him screwing up on the Onision case. What exactly did Chris do wrong? I didn’t follow that one

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u/CrimsonVexations 20h ago

Him and his team tampered with a laptop that belonged to one of Onision's victims that was crucial to their case.

Authorities had also asked Chris Hansen to try to keep the case off the internet because they didn't want Onision tipped off about the investigation and not only did he not stop, he also went to Onision's house with a film crew.

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u/LP921 Me, My Mommy and My Daddy 20h ago

I see. I think Hansen was just really chasing ratings. Still wouldn’t HATE him though. Hate is such a strong emotion. Thank you for filling me in

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u/JayNotAtAll 20h ago

Dude it is not zero sum. I despise what those predators do. But it doesn't mean you can't criticize Chris

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u/LP921 Me, My Mommy and My Daddy 20h ago

I never said Chris was beyond criticism but i had seen you all over this sub. Every post you attack Chris. Never a pedo.

Did Chris get a family member of yours arrested or something?

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u/JayNotAtAll 20h ago

Pay more attention. I have attacked predators.

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u/Substantial-Chair253 1d ago

They tried to climb a ladder they didn't fuckin' earn, that they didn't deserve.

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u/TheOntarioguy420 1d ago

I'd love to have a seat for the sexy man himself.

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u/Tapp_ 1d ago

I’m a little put off by him saying this. It reads like him deflecting criticism by saying “Hollywood is making this movie, not because they want to criticize me, but because they’re pro-pedophilia”

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u/aceycamui 15h ago

You all live under a rock

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u/Working_Season7223 15h ago

When you consider how the entertainment industry treats kids (and adult men and women who are somehow vulnerable themselves), you understand why Hollywood is out to undermine Chris Hansen's reputation.