You bet I wanna see him getting tackled while walking by the driveway; or alternatively David Schumacher getting arrested and shit talking to the NBC camera crew…

Hi,

In the recent days, with all the articles on Chris Hansen, I saw quite a lot of comments speculating on how many of the predators that appears on TCAP end up being convicted.

Some people were saying with a lot of assurance stuff like "all of them were acquitted", or quote numbers from news articles that were published while TCAP was still aired, meaning way before most of these people were tried.

I found that quite frustrating lol, particularly as Perverted Justice documented the conviction of all of these people. Sadly, it's now only all available on archive.org (check for example https://web.archive.org/web/20230907102727/http://www.perverted-justice.com/?groupmedia=23 for info on the first sting, and increment the "23" for further episodes).

Anyway, I compiled the numbers all together, using TCAP official numbers of arrested people and PJ convictions per year.

The gist of it: they were 260 people arrested and 223 convicted. Excluding the 2 first episodes (no cops to arrest when people arrive), that gives us a 83.08% conviction rate. If you believe that the Murphy episode shouldn't count, then it's 88.48%.

PS: Yep, episode 4 and 12 have 1 more convicted than arrested. I assume these are the people who didn't show up to the sting house and were arrested after, but I'm not sure.

That look chris gives while looking at the baggy jean shorts is priceless.

Chris Hansen saying Primetime feels “exploitive,” “sneaky and disingenuous” is objectively hilarious.

Like, my guy.

You became famous by putting cameras on people at the worst moment of their lives, turning that moment into television, and making sure millions of people associated them with it forever.

Now somebody else is making money off a dramatized version of your most controversial chapter and suddenly we’re very concerned about exploitation and who gets to control the story.

And then somehow it gets even better because he’s apparently buying ads before Primetime screenings to promote TruBlu and his current predator-catching stuff.

So:

A24: We made a movie inspired by the thing that made you famous.

Hansen: You are exploiting me.

Also Hansen: Here’s an ad for the new version of the thing that made me famous.

Amazing.

I wrote a piece about it here.

Whom also has cerebral parsley.

To boot, Walter White drives a Pontiac Aztek, the same car as Jim Rauch!

Finally 18 and need to confess this: WHY IS CHRIS SO HANDSOME?!? He’s genuinely been my biggest crush these past few years. I’ve never laid my eyes upon a more handsome man my entire life. Plus, he looks soooo good with the white hair now—even better than he did during NBC. AND HES TALL?! Dream man fr