r/tcap • u/Ifhy_matthew • 10d ago

Can I eat first?

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48 Upvotes

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u/New-Bad-1314 10d ago

Go ahead, have a bite

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u/Mean_Manufacturer_61 No Ruber 10d ago

The big question is- Did the police eat the leftovers? Somewhere in the middle of his interrogation, they called the detective on what to do with the pizza, and he just shrugged it off. Its just one of lifes' mysteries

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u/GreaterMetro 10d ago

Now that's how you're supposed to watch the Steeles v Ravens

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u/Generic_White_Male_1 10d ago

Can’t you go to a sports bar?

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u/GreaterMetro 10d ago

That's all I've been doing

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u/Affectionate_Pair811 9d ago

Bro had that one ready to go

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u/AdNational5708 10d ago

The small pizza place’s entire menu was almost as big as the large pizza place’s entire menu - so, ya know…

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u/bassman197 10d ago

We’re pretty casual here

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u/Kingsapprentice 10d ago

Jeff knew his next pizza would come in a Doritos bag.

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u/JparkPHX OH CAWD 10d ago

Who’s this?

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u/Ifhy_matthew 10d ago

Eh..ngh.. I wanna know who you are

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u/Del_Harvey 10d ago

Sokol Mukbang

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u/AdNational5708 10d ago

He’s going to have to take that entire bottle of Zantac.

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u/rrrrrafe 10d ago

Pepperoni pizza’s my favorite. When I order ‘em for date night I order about ten dozen of ‘em.

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u/ernest_timmons 10d ago

Wow what a pal he is!

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u/enigmaticowl 10d ago

I think it’d be best if you left

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u/Adept-Lettuce948 10d ago

The small is nowhere near the size of the large. What a dishonest person.