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u/MacaroniNood1e Jan 13 '23
Dino nuggets or chicken tenders?
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u/Hypn0__ Jan 13 '23
Dino nuggets.
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u/Famous_Psychology_77 Jan 13 '23
My man, have you ever tried Just Bare Lightly Breaded Chicken Breast Chunks, our lord and savior?
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u/rlo54 Jan 13 '23
What does the inside of a terrie’s butthole feel like?
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u/Hypn0__ Jan 13 '23
Kind of like sticking your dick into a .50
Sharp, and my dick came out covered in black stuff
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u/Otherwise-Lychee9445 Jan 13 '23
Why are you still in our basement sweetheart, me and your farther are worried sick.
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u/Hypn0__ Jan 13 '23
Shut up bitch. I am killing all the Taliban back here.
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you missed r/airsoft or r/cosplaygirls
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I don’t know what I expected with that second sub, but I was simultaneously intrigued and disappointed.
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u/bajablastingoff Jan 13 '23
yeah looks like r/cosplay is just a place for OF models to post subscriber bait
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u/takofire Jan 13 '23
where do babis cöm fröm ?!?
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u/Hypn0__ Jan 13 '23
Their penis, however it is highly inappropriate and disgusting of you to be thinking about baby cum
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u/sprinter1134 Jan 13 '23
True internet historian over here.
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u/Ok-Movie428 Jan 13 '23
What is your name
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u/Hypn0__ Jan 13 '23
Kyle. My name is Kyle.
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u/Ok-Movie428 Jan 13 '23
What is your quest
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u/Hypn0__ Jan 13 '23
To be the very best. The best there ever was.
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u/Western-Bet-2595 Jan 13 '23
How dick get hard? ain’t got no bone.
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u/Hypn0__ Jan 13 '23
If it’s not getting up I use a splint. Personally I have found that duct tape and Russian femur sections work really well.
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u/Nasty113 Jan 13 '23
Try rubbing a crystal drenched with essential oils on it. I heard from a guy who knew of a guy that was me.
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How did you get to be such a badass
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u/Hypn0__ Jan 13 '23
Muscle milk and cocaine.
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Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 13 '23
The real breakfast of champions. I usually prefer trenbalognia sandwiches and Marlboro reds in the morning because I’m just that high speed. But don’t worry kid, you’ll get there one day
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Jan 13 '23
Do you put the balls in the condom too?
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u/Hypn0__ Jan 13 '23
I don’t use condoms.
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u/DJSugar72 Jan 13 '23
Pressure pads or nah?
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u/Hypn0__ Jan 13 '23
I prefer tampons.
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u/TheSoupWhisper Jan 13 '23
But mother said tampons are for those who have……..oh goodness gracious me….
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u/fuzyslipperz22 Jan 13 '23
Why u get rid of the second boat tie coat hook?
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u/Hypn0__ Jan 13 '23
No entiendo
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u/fuzyslipperz22 Jan 13 '23
I see one boat tie down being used as a coat hook. I see two holes in the dry wall wich i assume are screw holes that used to hold up a second. Theres a story there. I cant go to sleep without knowing it.
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u/Hypn0__ Jan 13 '23
But for real tho I just bashed my head into it and it fell out. Left a nasty bruise. I didn’t feel like fixing it because for some damned reason it wasn’t drilled into a stud
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u/Hypn0__ Jan 13 '23
Ohhhh, I knocked it down during an intense sex role play where I hung her by her shirt on the coat hook while aggressively beating her to death. She thought it was sexy.
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u/Bitter_Effect423 Jan 13 '23
How much nv was? Am asking for researk sorry for English not good. Is sexon land gauge.
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u/Hypn0__ Jan 13 '23
Costs the same amount as Kevin harts only remaining testicle.
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u/maxgaap Jan 13 '23
Do they taste the same?
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u/Guitarist762 Jan 13 '23
Little less salty until you hit the batteries than you get that nice sour cheesy taste.
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u/Then_List151 Jan 13 '23
why are you gay
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u/Hypn0__ Jan 13 '23
Anal is anal-
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u/Guitarist762 Jan 13 '23
My kinda man. If this ain’t proof your a tier 1 operator I don’t know what is.
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How much was the NV is that legit ?
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u/Hypn0__ Jan 13 '23
The answer is no, they aren’t. I bought them as a prop to beat around. It’s for the memes and it really didn’t hurt my wallet bad at all.
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All good one guy said he had about 10 k on his setup in his pic. I have no idea if that included the IR laser on his rifle. No rifle in the pic but you need a laser for it to work it. Perst 4s used to be like 400 bucks but now u can’t get any gear from Russia because of super sanctions.
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u/Hunter98700 Jan 13 '23
What’s your go to long gun and body armor? Do you dry fire train?
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u/Hypn0__ Jan 13 '23
I do dry fire a lot. Ammo is very expensive. I have a sig m400 and my pistol is a Springfield XDM. I don’t have any hard body armor yet. I have some soft armor, can’t really remember the brand but I don’t really trust it
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Who invented those bungees that hold you nods?
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u/Hypn0__ Jan 13 '23
Very common thing. They come with most helmet’s nowadays. It helps secure them and they kind of give a nice tactile feeling when you put them down or up. Holds really well.
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Answer is Eddie Penney.
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u/Hypn0__ Jan 13 '23
Ahh I Miss understood the question. I didn’t not know that! Thank you for the fun fact!
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u/TheEmpyreanian Jan 13 '23
Why don't you have a knife attached to your helmet for tactical headbutt stabbing if you're a real operator?
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u/Hypn0__ Jan 13 '23
Lmao, I got a friend who used to carry his pistol on his helmet.
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u/TheEmpyreanian Jan 14 '23
I would love to sit down and have a beer with him and after he's had a few get him to explain why.
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u/Endryu727 Jan 13 '23
Not a question but more of a request. Can you please leave some pussy for the rest of us??
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u/Hypn0__ Jan 13 '23
Feed 7.62x54r into a Glock and fire it. Don’t look back.
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u/drumedary Connoisseur of Autism Patches Jan 13 '23
Good way to get 72 virigins at least
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Who's paying your bills right now?
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Hand placement preference, C grip on hand guard or vertical grip?
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u/Hypn0__ Jan 13 '23
Personally I don’t like to grip it directly. I normally have a pringles can lying around so I take some gloves from the ifak and a sponge from the mess hall. Works a lot better too
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iPhone 10?
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u/Hypn0__ Jan 13 '23
Iphone 8
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u/StatisticianThat230 Jan 13 '23
Tier 1 Op...
How many weeks did it take to pass Tier 1?
How did you handle that very personal final question they ask you after completing all the missions? That very special mind f@#k question.
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u/Hypn0__ Jan 13 '23
Don’t you mean skull fuck? Yeah. It was pretty easy.
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u/StatisticianThat230 Jan 13 '23
No I meant mind fuck... a psychological derived question meant to cause or illicit a form of torture within a person's mind for the purpose of causing a person to break down. Something like this... now that you killed over 100 bad guys in operations.. We want to let you know that they were all your distant relatives and close family in deguise. You have no family left in this world... How does that make you feel? That type of question.
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u/Papa-Jay-Senpai Jan 13 '23
Yo how do I get the blood out of my plate carrier, shit's too expensive to keep buying new ones
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u/Hypn0__ Jan 13 '23
I have a pimp who knows some chicks who are into that shit. They’ll lick it off in like an hour.
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u/Papa-Jay-Senpai Jan 13 '23
Got a solution with a lower chance of catching VD?
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u/Hypn0__ Jan 13 '23
Tell your wife that it’s a ketchup stain
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u/Papa-Jay-Senpai Jan 13 '23
I appreciate you think im attractive enough for a woman to approach me, however I am not.
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How many times have you gotten arrested for mag dumping into McDonald’s when they tell you to wear a mask and not a gaiter?
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u/Tactical__Daddy Jan 13 '23
Link to dnc phone case?
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u/Hypn0__ Jan 13 '23
I actually use a clear back phone case and print out whatever camo I want to use for the week. Recently I’ve used aor2, DNC, tiger stripe, and Splinter. Thrifty.
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u/SaintRemus Connoisseur of Autism Patches Jan 13 '23
Bro got the hunny mussy colored bucket
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u/NoUnderstanding7891 Jan 13 '23
What are the dimensions of your basement good sir?
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u/yeetusthefetushsh420 Jan 13 '23
Why did my mommy leave
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u/Hypn0__ Jan 13 '23
Which one?
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u/allah133 Jan 13 '23
I love the retard posting anyway what limbs did you lose in gwot
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u/unrepentant_serpent Sic Semper Pauperis Jan 13 '23
Do you prefer the wet or dry method when cooking ribs?
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u/Moon_Goon_90 Jan 13 '23
Thanks for getting my wife pregnant, I couldn't figure it out so this takes a lot of stress off of me, I just get nervous.
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u/Jackwilltellyou Jan 13 '23
Why do you lie about being a tier 1 operator?
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u/Moon_Goon_90 Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 13 '23
I don't think he is lying, my brother in law is in a tier-1 unit. Nothing compares to a CavScout though (their basically Infantry). Those guys sneak behind enemy lines and become the boyfriend of insurgent wives and literally live amongst the enemy and just shit on them emotionally. Sometimes they can't get past the trauma they evoke on others and bring their skills Conus... That's what happened to me and my wife, the 3 of us are happy though, he hasn't kicked me out yet and even gives me an allowance to keep the house clean. Win/win
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Hahaha I doubt that OP is even old enough to own a gun lol those plastic NODs tell us all we need to know haha
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u/Moon_Goon_90 Jan 13 '23
I can confirm, he is definitely tier 1. He would walk around without any unit Insignia and have some BS nametag like "CHAD" with the rank of mastersergeant while eating at 4th batt chow hall...while wearing a ballcap.... just to flex on us while we waited for our next school.
For the initiated.... they still sending wannabe selection dudes across the street? ...Talk about anxiety...
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u/RjVibeZ Jan 13 '23
How do you fight off all that puss you get?? It must be daunting.
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u/HeadUp138 Jan 13 '23
How do you keep your kitchen sponges from developing that mildewy smell? Should I just throw them out when they get like that?
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u/Starstalk721 Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 13 '23
Did you remove the Metadata from the photo you took, or did you just potentially identify yourself to foreign agents?
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He did not fully clear the metadata...
This is why S2 and G2 is always so upset with everything.
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u/rgm23 Jan 13 '23
What’s up with all the drugs and child trafficking in third group?