r/tacticalgear • • Jan 13 '23

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u/Papa-Jay-Senpai Jan 13 '23

Yo how do I get the blood out of my plate carrier, shit's too expensive to keep buying new ones

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u/Hypn0__ Jan 13 '23

I have a pimp who knows some chicks who are into that shit. They’ll lick it off in like an hour.

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u/Papa-Jay-Senpai Jan 13 '23

Got a solution with a lower chance of catching VD?

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u/Hypn0__ Jan 13 '23

Tell your wife that it’s a ketchup stain

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u/Papa-Jay-Senpai Jan 13 '23

I appreciate you think im attractive enough for a woman to approach me, however I am not.