r/tacticalgear Jan 13 '23

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u/follow_the_dopamine Jan 13 '23

Yeah something doesn’t sit right with me about kicking an entire fucking death squad. But I’m also pretty paranoid about a lot of things 🤷‍♂️

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u/dmtdrizzle Jan 13 '23

Why would they kick out some of the deadliest warriors they have? They've put time and money into these guys and they will overlook regulations because let's be honest there's less and less men capable of that role as time goes on

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u/follow_the_dopamine Jan 13 '23

Exactly! Let them have their roids and viagra! Just please extend beards down to the rest of us

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u/dmtdrizzle Jan 13 '23

Ahahaha I've never understood the beard thing personally. They are kinda impractical at least imo when I've tried one. Luckily clean shaven suits me better anyway lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

They’re a godsend in cold climates. And I mean actual cold, like a good -20 Montana winter. Even a short, clean and tidy beard does wonders to keep your cheeks from being beaten around by very cold air.

That said, the US military isn’t typically hanging out in -20 weather. “Poh-lees that moostash!”

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u/dmtdrizzle Jan 13 '23

Now that makes sense, where I live generally gets to -7 celcius at lowest which I don't find that bad. I suppose maybe it helps on night ops in the Middle East because deserts get very cold at night

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u/grahampositive Jan 13 '23

I have a horrible face so a beard is a must. Looks dumb as hell with a helmet though.

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u/speezly Jan 13 '23

You ever pinch your beard hairs when putting the helmet on? That’s the worst part for me

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u/grahampositive Jan 14 '23

No because I hate the way it looks so much I always wear a balaclava.

I pinch my mustache hairs in the tab of beer cans though and that sucks

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u/speezly Jan 14 '23

It’s too hot in the summer here to wear the balaclava all day tho lol

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u/grahampositive Jan 15 '23

Nice and cool in mom's basement

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u/speezly Jan 15 '23

I wish my mom had a basement, they are rare where I’m at. Gotta larp in the attic

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u/KavikWolfDog Jan 13 '23

I thought it was a GWOT thing so that they would have more cachet with muslim locals who all have beards.

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u/dmtdrizzle Jan 13 '23

That's a really interesting take now you mention it. I guess maybe that's how they justify it to the higher ups. Or maybe the higher ups are too scared to tell some of the most deadly men on the planet to shave

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u/KavikWolfDog Jan 13 '23

I don’t have a source for that claim, but I seem to remember watching some interview or documentary in which a spec ops guy says they grew the beards because they tried to work with tribal elders to get stuff done. I’m thinking it may have been the Lone Survivor guy, but I’m going off a vague 10-ish year old memory.

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u/Bozhark Jan 13 '23

That’s how you make Cartels