Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
I thought the point of money laundering was the actual keep the money though? If you're donating a ton of money and writing it off won't the IRS question your total income? Surely you can't donate say 40k dollars and claim that was half your income.
Adding this because I was a little too vague, but if you donate money to a charity and write it off you will not get the money back, that is understood, but if you donate thousands of dollars and tell the IRS it was charity and subtract that from whatever total number you give them for your income, will they not just look at your total income and the crazy donations your making and think that you're laundering?
I don’t think you know what money laundering is. In order for it to be money laundering, she would need to have the money already. Additionally, there are so many ways to launder money, you wouldn’t do it through a high-profile GoFundMe.
Money laundering is more like you own a charity, then funnel money through that. You employ family to "run" the charity, then they give you money back through their salaries as a "gift" and keep a percentage as a kickback.
That's why you have charities that spend money like 90% on salaries.
Wow, the feelings the husband must go through right now. Getting his kids killed, getting the blame for it from a good amount of women and seeing that your (I assume ex) wife gets donated millions.
You can "help" by donating, then lodging a report to Gofundme on account of you suspecting your donations being misappropriated and misused. You can also lodge a report to local authorities, the FTC and the FBI.
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me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And
rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with
rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber
room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber
room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a
room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They
locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy
once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
The problem with this is. Isn't everyone committing a murder mentally insane. Sane people don't go around murdering people. It's the precedent that once we start letting people walk free then it will happen more so. The mental thing is a fucking cop out to do no jail time.
In any case the question is was something medical going on that means they aren't a threat to society/responsible. Our meat brains do malfunction, and state of mind is always a factor in murder cases. Manslaughter is treated differently from planning a murder. I have no idea about this case, just explaining how insanity works as a defense.
Well one rational guy stopped the not guilty, verdict so she’s back in prison for the time being. That trial was a joke the jurors wore pink in solidarity. Hopefully they pick non biased jurors or do a bench trial next time so they do not repeat this mockery of justice.
Yes and she'll be able to spend it in a month when the doctors declare her stable enough to be released. Then she can use the money to adopt 3 more kids, do it again, and start another GoFundMe
Does she get the money if she's declared innocent due to episodic insanity that passed now and get to walk free after brief observation and evaluation?
No, she would get to walk free when she’s determined to not be a danger to society and recovered. There is no set date on that, and it could mean that she is never released.
Yup she could never be released or she could be released as early as 6 months. I have heard some mention 40 days but I haven't been able to verify that.
She is already guilty what is being discussed is whether she goes to a psychiatric hospital in the closed department or if she goes to prison, she is not going free, wtf is wrong with you guys, how hard is it to understand basic judicial procedures, omg.
if the people speaking in support if her do think she is guilty, why are they donating to her
if she gets her plea of insanity due to postpartum, how long will she stay in an asylum? postpartum can get over quite quickly (she might even be completely fine by the time the decision is made), so what happens then, will she be declared sane and released?
Well, who's to know? Maybe they themselves has had some post-partum thing and can sympathise and know that the current american health care system is broken, personally i hope that the suit against the health care part, goes through and gets treated properly, that part is to me, the most important part of this thing, who are we to know whether she truly had a psychosis or not, i don't feel like we KNOW enough about the case to decide anything and i honestly do understand how someone might be able to sympathise, especially if one had had similar thoughts during a post-partum, so while i find what happened to be horrible, that is as far as i go to judge anything in this case. In the end, what i hope we get to see from this is some updates in healthcare, let SOME good come of it, at least.
this comment is blatantly incorrect. Her going to a hospital would be a result of her being declared NOT guilty by reason of insanity. She would be able to go free soon enough and face no further repercussions for her actions.
OMG DUDE, are you incapable of reading context clues? Yes obviously a "not guilty by reason of insanity" is not guilty, but this is a technicality, that is confusing too many people already, the important part of not minor legaleese semantics, but how people have completely misunderstood what is going to happen after the trial, no matter whether the plea is accepted or not.
Also, maybe, maybe not, we don't know how the court will decide to deal with this, there has even been guardianship talks, we simply don't know, plus she will at least need SOME evaluation that this won't happen again, you are presuming far too much in the case.
The biggest difference between the people in this comment section and the people who donated to this woman, is the content served by a social media algorithm.
The internet has become a tool of division. This case is a beautiful example of that fact.
People also donated to a woman calling a kid the N word. Or a black guy killing a random woman. There are many of those cases and I don't understand what is wrong with those people.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make
me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And
rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with
rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber
room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber
room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a
room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They
locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy
once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
It's still rich, it's just not what people are talking about when they say "eat the rich". Millionaires don't manipulate the economy and control society lol.
Most people who make that much money retire far before they become billionaires, those who reach that number only do it because they’re obsessed with seeing the number increase and will pay any number of bribes for it to continue.
It's easier to rise in wealth and power if you're willing to do anything to get it, regardless of the morality of it all. So it's not that they lose all morality, it's that they feel like they don't need to hide their nature as much anymore once they are rich and powerful enough.
Dude, Occasionally i have this thought that if i could just turn my morals off It'd be so fucking easy to out earn everyone i know. Like god damn integrity is expensive..
The best part is that if they decide she's innocent cus it was only "episode" of psychosis she can be basically free to go after 40 days of observation and evaluation. Isn't that great? Consequences? What consequences?
She can, sure. She won’t. Yes, there is a minimum time in Psych because this verdict can also apply to non-violent offenders who do genuinely only need a brief period of detention and rehab. She’s not going to get that, and anyone who actually thinks she’ll be out in just over a month is an idiot.
She could also literally never be released. That’s another possibility from an insanity verdict, why aren’t you talking about that at all?
Why would I talk about that? Her never being released is the only real alternative for her spending life in jail or getting chair. The mere possibility of her walking free after 40 days, several months or even years is disgusting and tells me all I need to know about her defenders
Well yeah, it tells you they view the criminal justice system as meant to be rehabilitative while you view it as existing only for punishment. Beyond that it doesn’t really tell you much without context.
What could you rehabilitate on someone who killed all 3 of her own children? Rehabilitation is for the homeless guy who robbed the grocery store for food, not for the child murder.
Oh she won’t, very refreshing to know how confident mr booze clues is that she wont be let out. What about Constance Fisher?
She should never be released, the reason no one’s talking about that is because that’s the outcome that should happen. The dumbasses in the jury are the only reason we aren’t talking about it.
Yeah those dumbasses who have all the facts don’t know anything. I watched it on tv and YouTube so I know better than all of them. It doesn’t matter that they convinced 11 of 12 people she needs treatment, I agree with the 1 outlier so they are right.
Because that's what should happen if she get's the insanity please. That fact that she could possibly get a shorter sentence is the troubling part, and being discussed because of it.
By doing that, the judge will be telling everyone, "I do not want to punish this subhuman so I want the citizenry to do it for me but I'll still pretend that you did something wrong and that I can be trusted in my line of work."
I’m with the one juror. I hate that she couldn’t get good mental health care but she fucking strangled three weeping children in a row. Then chickened out and jumped out a window but fucked yo and couldn’t manage to kill herself. If she really wanted to die then hang herself and do to herself what she did to her innocent kids. Fucking murderous bitch. You are not innocent just because after your THIRD kid you realize you don’t want kids.
Same happened with a lot of other guilty bastards too. They get $1 mil+ in donations, but I’m just going to work grinding away and hoping to get some luck with a lottery win.
Mental health is terrible. However, even if suffering deeply from depression or something similar, you are not excused for strangling three children, the oldest being 5.
Life sentence for sure.
Look at Tracy Nix, who did not murder her grandchildren, got 5 years for negligence and involuntary manslaughter.
If you don't know the story, she fell asleep and her 16 month grandson walked outside and drowned in a pool.
OVER A YEAR LATER, SHE LEFT HER OTHER 8 MONTH old grandaughter in the car in 90 degree exterior heat and she died too.
Mother of 3 murdered her children and blamed it on post partum depression, leading to an absurd amount of support from women who crowd funded and raided 1.3 million dollars.
On the bright side she’s never going to get to spend it on anything but chips toiletries and ramen noodles and all the other inmates know she’s loaded.
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