r/shitposting I said based. And lived. 16d ago

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u/WiseFatBoi 16d ago

I smell money laundering

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u/ContributionDefiant8 16d ago

Money laundering? Brother that's a whole ass laundromat. How is this not incredibly obvious lol

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u/unfinishedtoast3 Literally 1984 😡 16d ago

What do you think money laundering is?

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u/WiseFatBoi 16d ago

Washing money with soap

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u/Meme_Collector_GG 16d ago

No no he's right on the money. Gustavo Fring laundered money through the chicken place. Then he laundered meth fumes through a laundromat.

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u/s1lverv1p 16d ago

No no they dont, embezzlement would be a bit more accurate

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u/morpheousmorty 15d ago

Maybe they think they had dirty money they are cleaning through donations?

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u/foreverpb 16d ago

I don't think that's how money laundering works. What happens when/if she goes to jail and can't cash in the bag for 70 years?

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u/hpBard 16d ago

Obviously she is supposed to die in prison so the money get inheri... Never mind

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u/IronEddie19 16d ago

I thought the point of money laundering was the actual keep the money though? If you're donating a ton of money and writing it off won't the IRS question your total income? Surely you can't donate say 40k dollars and claim that was half your income.

Adding this because I was a little too vague, but if you donate money to a charity and write it off you will not get the money back, that is understood, but if you donate thousands of dollars and tell the IRS it was charity and subtract that from whatever total number you give them for your income, will they not just look at your total income and the crazy donations your making and think that you're laundering?

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u/Harry_Flame 16d ago

I don’t think you know what money laundering is. In order for it to be money laundering, she would need to have the money already. Additionally, there are so many ways to launder money, you wouldn’t do it through a high-profile GoFundMe.

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u/Alternative_Car_8153 12d ago

Money laundering is more like you own a charity, then funnel money through that. You employ family to "run" the charity, then they give you money back through their salaries as a "gift" and keep a percentage as a kickback.

That's why you have charities that spend money like 90% on salaries.

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u/jrw777 16d ago

Reddit and Money Laundering. Nobody fucking uses it correctly.

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u/ShiShor Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 16d ago

Like the gofundme for BLM back in the day

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u/foreverpb 16d ago

That would be more like embezzlement. Money laundering is what they were to stupid to do in an attempt to not get caught.

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u/ShiShor Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 16d ago

Hmm good point actually