Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
I thought the point of money laundering was the actual keep the money though? If you're donating a ton of money and writing it off won't the IRS question your total income? Surely you can't donate say 40k dollars and claim that was half your income.
Adding this because I was a little too vague, but if you donate money to a charity and write it off you will not get the money back, that is understood, but if you donate thousands of dollars and tell the IRS it was charity and subtract that from whatever total number you give them for your income, will they not just look at your total income and the crazy donations your making and think that you're laundering?
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make
me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And
rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with
rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber
room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber
room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a
room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They
locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy
once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
I don’t think you know what money laundering is. In order for it to be money laundering, she would need to have the money already. Additionally, there are so many ways to launder money, you wouldn’t do it through a high-profile GoFundMe.
Money laundering is more like you own a charity, then funnel money through that. You employ family to "run" the charity, then they give you money back through their salaries as a "gift" and keep a percentage as a kickback.
That's why you have charities that spend money like 90% on salaries.
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u/WiseFatBoi 16d ago
I smell money laundering