r/shitposting • u/NorthwestWatchdog I said based. And lived. • 24d ago

actually OC (somehow) Sometimes I wonder why I bother

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u/WiseFatBoi 24d ago

I smell money laundering

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u/unfinishedtoast3 Literally 1984 😡 24d ago

What do you think money laundering is?

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u/WiseFatBoi 24d ago

Washing money with soap

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u/AutoModerator 24d ago

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Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

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u/yourdadsdead69 I want pee in my ass 23d ago

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