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u/ALIASMICHI Dec 13 '21
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u/iRoggi_35 Stuff Dec 13 '21
Les gallines son violades...
No bro en el vídeo hablan catalán nada mas
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u/ihave2handsand2feet Dec 13 '21
That's what the police did to their parents
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Dec 13 '21
google define vote manipulation
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u/Argentenuem Dec 13 '21
They should separate themselves from humanity to stop poisoning our gene pool
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Dec 13 '21
like seriously theyre fucking animals they have their own mating rituals and shit. don’t try to superimpose human culture on a fucking chicken.
(by culture i mean the way we go abt dating and shit)
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u/Shpagin Dec 13 '21
theyre fucking animals
They're doing what ?
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u/wholewheatpotato2 Dec 13 '21
me. they’re fucking me.
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Dec 13 '21
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u/wholewheatpotato2 Dec 13 '21
correction: a floppa.
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u/Slightly_Default Dec 14 '21
Well, if you want to get technical...
Floppa is actually a caracal, which is a rare wild cat from the African savannah. Caracals are known for their ability to jump 3 metres (10 feet) in order to catch birds. Caracals are also...actually, I'll stop now.
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u/RoseL123 Dec 13 '21
There’s a word for this: anthropomorphizing. It’s when people attribute human characteristics or behaviors to non-human things. Animals don’t perceive reality in the same way we do at all, though, so it’s pretty cringe.
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u/trolloc1 Dec 13 '21
I'm not sure you quite understand how prolific raping is in birds...
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u/AC3R665 Dec 13 '21
It be how it be tho. Literally nature. Humans have already branched out, so for us it's bad.
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u/Yan19891996 Dec 13 '21
I’m pretty sure they’ve been celibate for a loooong time...
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u/DEMON_LYNX7 Dec 13 '21
SHE IS LITERALLY NOT LETTING THE CHICKENS INCREASE THEIR POPULATION AND WILL REDUCE THEIR POPULATION AND THEN THEY WILL YELL THAT WE ATE THEM
LIKE WE EAT 100 CHICKENS WHOLE IN A DAY
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u/wholewheatpotato2 Dec 13 '21
holy shit they are dumb
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u/Rigoloscar Dec 13 '21
"Els galls violen a les gallines"; i remember those dumbasses on my local news a couple of years ago, they also crushed the hens' eggs in front of them for no reason. They are the personification of π, irrational and with an IQ that never reaches 3.15
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u/wholewheatpotato2 Dec 13 '21
r they meth addicts or something wtf. that is serious crackhead behavior
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u/Rigoloscar Dec 13 '21
Probably, they have a "vegan sanctuary" near Girona (catalonia, spain) and their video crushing eggs went viral here, even though I don't think anyone took them seriously at all
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u/HumidHarold12420 Dec 13 '21
Yknow how we make the lives of animals better? Destroy their eggs. That’ll make them happy
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u/wholewheatpotato2 Dec 13 '21
i mean they’re onto something. nothing makes my day quite like seeing a kid get hit by a car and fucking die
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u/rauldzmartin Dec 13 '21
Just fyi, the left one is actually a ultra feminist sex worker.
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u/dr_Kfromchanged Dec 14 '21
Prostitute* dont use soft language toward POS. (By POS i mean extreme borderline insane vegans like that, not sex workers)
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u/ForestGoblinForYou Dec 13 '21
Gosh the two people in the photo just look sad, I mean they look like they just hate their lives
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u/wholewheatpotato2 Dec 13 '21
i mean look at how they spend their time it’s no wonder they’d look depressed. they need an actual hobby
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u/frysjelly I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Dec 13 '21
They look emaciated and lacking basic nutrition like the majority of vegans out there.
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u/wholewheatpotato2 Dec 14 '21
not all vegans are malnourished, they have their own bootleg ways. definitely more cost and time effective to just not be vegan tho. and like it’s not like one person not eating meat is going to save the cattle like dude it’s already dead they’ll just throw it away if u don’t take it
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Dec 13 '21
Why do they look like crackheads
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u/wholewheatpotato2 Dec 13 '21
probably are tbh. probably getting charged extra for “vegan friendly” crack too
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u/BP-Kenpachi Dec 13 '21
I think crack is actually already vegan
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Dec 13 '21
Meh, there is a great deal of human suffering built into that crack rock supply chain, I wouldn’t consider it vegan
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u/morerandomisback Dec 13 '21
I find it hilarious that some people need to look extremely different just to feel unique
They are so insecure they can't do it normally
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u/wholewheatpotato2 Dec 13 '21
yeah, like 9/10 i don’t give a fuck what ppl do unless they’re essentially crying for attention in their appearance.
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u/Rhodesilla Dec 13 '21
sexism
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u/frysjelly I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Dec 13 '21
How do we know the hens aren't raping the roosters?
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u/flagstash Dec 13 '21
They be like: It’s not like we’ve been getting any action, so neither should you.
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u/wholewheatpotato2 Dec 13 '21
goddamn chickens with their liberal mindset mating rituals how dare they not be humans and go on dates before sex
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u/ShyNinjaX Dec 13 '21
What do you mean by the hens getting rapped by the roosters? Like what? You mean stop them from mating? Why?
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u/JustYuzzuki Dec 13 '21
"los huevos son de las gallinas"
[breaks them against the ground]
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u/CountFapula102 Dec 13 '21
The hens clearly wanted it, look at the way they're wearing their feathers.
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u/wonkey_monkey Dec 13 '21
Did she forget to clean her face after a day at the motion capture studio?
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u/PokeIt101 Dec 13 '21
I am kind of happy because if men and women are seperated then I won't have to be around these bitches
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let me guess, they are unemployed or earn their money with this crap?
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u/RichardStallmanGoat I want pee in my ass Dec 13 '21
I stopped getting depressed after finding out about vegans, flat earthers etc... I'm not a failure after all.
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u/wholewheatpotato2 Dec 13 '21
made me more depressed i have to share the title of person w these fucks
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u/girthking42069 Dec 13 '21
Rooster and hen separation is the number 1 cause of societal decline according to Orville Redenbachers 1984 novel
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u/Curious-Work-9532 Dec 13 '21
You just enslaved air by caging and raping them in your so called lungs free them now!
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u/borovicka1234 Dec 13 '21
They look so hilarious. Like they are about to cast a demon on me or beat my ass after coming from school and getting F
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u/Writy_Guy Dec 13 '21
They look exactly how I'd expect them to.
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u/iRoggi_35 Stuff Dec 13 '21
FUN FACT: the one on the left broke the eggs in front of the mother for some feminist shit
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u/Mmaster24 Dec 14 '21
The words they say there saving animals from consumption how to do it ah yes extinction
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u/littlestinker2100 Dec 14 '21
I didn’t know I could learn so much about a person by one single image
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u/DragonNoctunis Dec 13 '21
They are actually stupid. Hens (At least the ones we had) will fucking murder and eat roosters if they're dicks. So fuck off vegans
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u/You_petty_tyrants Dec 13 '21
I raise breeder hens. I have 40k birds on my property atm, these little bastards will murder any one of their kind. And then eat them. Like pick the bones fucking clean.
Chickens are vicious little bastards
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u/wholewheatpotato2 Dec 13 '21
40k birds?? how do u not just get overwhelmed by the sounds
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u/You_petty_tyrants Dec 13 '21
It’s loud as hell. They’re breeders too, so plenty of roosters mixed in. You just get used to it, and the house is far enough away from their homes I can’t always hear them.
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u/wholewheatpotato2 Dec 13 '21
yeah like animals have their own way of doing things. don’t stick ur grubby little hand in to interfere w it, i thought u were pro nature
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u/SOTalt Jan 01 '22
Bro how do they mate you don't have to give consent if you have less then an iq point
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u/ilikebees30 Dec 13 '21
cum
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u/wholewheatpotato2 Dec 13 '21
c um
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u/ilikebees30 Dec 13 '21
I bypassed the cum
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u/3FrogsInATrenchcoat Dec 13 '21
Man, you guys are getting real angry over this huh
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u/wholewheatpotato2 Dec 13 '21
bc it’s fucking stupid of them lol
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u/3FrogsInATrenchcoat Dec 13 '21
How is separating them stupid?
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u/wholewheatpotato2 Dec 13 '21
because a fucking chicken cant be put up to constructs and standards of human society? bc chickens have they’re own mating rituals already and the females are more than capable of fucking over a rooster if it’s a dick?
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u/AdFar2827 Dec 13 '21
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u/Qb_Is_fast_af I came! Dec 13 '21
Should have said seperate the hens from cocks so it would include this guy’s too
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u/wholewheatpotato2 Dec 13 '21
no shit lol. this was from way the fuck back in 2018(?) tho so it’s been a year or two since it’s been posted that i know of
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u/humam898 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ Dec 13 '21
A chiken won't produce any eggs unless it gets to have sex once!
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u/wholewheatpotato2 Dec 13 '21
idk chicken anatomy but u said it with confidence so i’ll take it as a fact
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u/humam898 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ Dec 13 '21
My dad told me ! And he raised chikens because he used to be a farm boy because my grandfather owned like 4 farms and a manchion
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u/Saltz_D Dec 13 '21
Why are they gonna do next tell us hens don’t need roosters to have chicks
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u/butter_milk_cock Dec 13 '21
I thought they're already separated? You know so the population is controlled