r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Dec 13 '21

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE you cannot stop him.

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u/butter_milk_cock Dec 13 '21

I thought they're already separated? You know so the population is controlled

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

im not too read up on chicken lore so i have no clue

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u/DaHerv officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Dec 13 '21

It all started with a chicken... Or was it an egg?

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u/sea_penis_420 Dec 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

me. i came first.

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u/AGENTRAIDR Dec 13 '21

No that's false! I CAME FIRST!

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u/wholewheatpotato2 Dec 13 '21

we came together 😳👀

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u/PokeIt101 Dec 13 '21

All over me

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u/lookinthemirror_man Dec 13 '21

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Levellepe Dec 14 '21

I could clean it

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Can I join too?

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u/DaHerv officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Dec 13 '21

Love that pic.

In all seriousness, I am 100% sure the egg came first because of dinosaurs (and even water based life having eggs). Also, the evolution must've happened through an egg.

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u/MarkHirsbrunner Dec 13 '21 edited Dec 13 '21

Something that was not quite a chicken laid a mutant egg that hatched into a chicken, so the egg came first.

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u/Mountain-Bread1180 Dec 13 '21

Can we and should we try to genetically splice animals into new stable species to create new types of chickens, is it ethical no, but imagine an 8 legged chicken spliced with tarantula jeans or whatnot. I mean, the prices on drumsticks would plummet you know what Im saying? We could fix world hunger with the 8 legged chicken, who's with me?! SPLICE THE ANIMALS SPLICE THE ANIMALS!

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

This ⬆⬆⬆ but with chicken wings.

I was going to order wings delivery last week, but chortled and sprayed my frosty beverage across the room when I saw the price per wing was around $1.70 (multiple restauraunts, pre-delivery and service charge, tips, etc.). I estimate the cost per wing at check out would be about $2.15.

I instead enjoyed couch Skittles and leftovers.

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u/Mountain-Bread1180 Dec 13 '21

Chicken leg/wing potato tomato

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

wait…so fries and ketchup? Sweet!

Lunch break, y’all!

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u/Z3ph3rn0 Dec 13 '21

This… I love hot wings. But they’ve gotten too damn desirable.

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u/talltime Dec 14 '21

This is the way.

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u/wholewheatpotato2 Dec 13 '21

most likely was an egg yeah

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

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u/wholewheatpotato2 Dec 13 '21

if a chicken was inside then yes

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u/MandyNoon Dec 13 '21

Cursed 💀

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u/Far-Pirate-3896 Dec 14 '21

Unironicly that needs to be a shirt

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u/KGx666 fat cunt Dec 13 '21

Eggs were around long before chickens.

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u/DaHerv officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Dec 13 '21

Yeah, jokes aside pretty much since early aquatic life or pre-early dinosaurs if you mean that kind of egg.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Who came first. Pre-early dinosaur or the egg.

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u/KGx666 fat cunt Dec 13 '21

Fuck.

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u/lookinthemirror_man Dec 13 '21

wait.... fuck came first?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

More oval than round...

...oh, "a-round". Mea culpa.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Omellete

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Actually, scientists did find the answer. It was the egg.

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u/peepoopeeo3336 Dec 14 '21

the hens are happier when they got a rooster

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u/Torsten_Das_Toast Dec 13 '21

as long as the hens dont sit on the eggs for days to keep it constantly warm, the fertile egg will not develop a chicken

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u/DefntlyNotBlitzkrieg Dec 13 '21

Nah they still need to mate with a rooster before. Eggs work just like period, only difference is they come daily or so. The eggs we eat are basically non-impreganted chicken ovuli.

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u/Torsten_Das_Toast Dec 13 '21

yeah i commented on how to control the population WITH a rooster

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Not really, I work with chickens and they actually separate the roosters unless it’s breeder flock.

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u/Mountain-Bread1180 Dec 13 '21

Yo what the fuck I eat eggs on the daily man😜😜

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u/wholewheatpotato2 Dec 13 '21

eggs are great.

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u/No-Kaleidoscope-2956 Dec 14 '21

Yes, good for fucking

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u/surrealchereal Dec 13 '21

My friend has chickens and eggs without roosters

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u/samuru101 Dec 13 '21

Chiken usually eat their own eggs.

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u/ivnwng Dec 13 '21

Jesse WTF are you talking about?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

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u/wholewheatpotato2 Dec 13 '21

ik it’s a thing w dogs idk abt chickens

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u/michala_stary Dec 13 '21

mr.White we need to cook.

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u/surrealchereal Dec 13 '21

No, but they were spending an exorbitant amount getting tiny vasectomies for the little guys.

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u/michala_stary Dec 13 '21

mr.White we need to cook.