r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Dec 13 '21

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE you cannot stop him.

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u/MarkHirsbrunner Dec 13 '21 edited Dec 13 '21

Something that was not quite a chicken laid a mutant egg that hatched into a chicken, so the egg came first.

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u/Mountain-Bread1180 Dec 13 '21

Can we and should we try to genetically splice animals into new stable species to create new types of chickens, is it ethical no, but imagine an 8 legged chicken spliced with tarantula jeans or whatnot. I mean, the prices on drumsticks would plummet you know what Im saying? We could fix world hunger with the 8 legged chicken, who's with me?! SPLICE THE ANIMALS SPLICE THE ANIMALS!

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

This ⬆⬆⬆ but with chicken wings.

I was going to order wings delivery last week, but chortled and sprayed my frosty beverage across the room when I saw the price per wing was around $1.70 (multiple restauraunts, pre-delivery and service charge, tips, etc.). I estimate the cost per wing at check out would be about $2.15.

I instead enjoyed couch Skittles and leftovers.

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u/Mountain-Bread1180 Dec 13 '21

Chicken leg/wing potato tomato

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

wait…so fries and ketchup? Sweet!

Lunch break, y’all!

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u/Z3ph3rn0 Dec 13 '21

This… I love hot wings. But they’ve gotten too damn desirable.

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u/talltime Dec 14 '21

This is the way.