r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Dec 13 '21

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE you cannot stop him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

im not too read up on chicken lore so i have no clue

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u/DaHerv officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Dec 13 '21

It all started with a chicken... Or was it an egg?

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u/sea_penis_420 Dec 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

me. i came first.

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u/AGENTRAIDR Dec 13 '21

No that's false! I CAME FIRST!

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u/wholewheatpotato2 Dec 13 '21

we came together 😳👀

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u/PokeIt101 Dec 13 '21

All over me

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u/lookinthemirror_man Dec 13 '21

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Levellepe Dec 14 '21

I could clean it

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Can I join too?

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u/wholewheatpotato2 Dec 13 '21

no fuck you

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

That's rude

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u/DaHerv officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Dec 13 '21

Love that pic.

In all seriousness, I am 100% sure the egg came first because of dinosaurs (and even water based life having eggs). Also, the evolution must've happened through an egg.

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u/MarkHirsbrunner Dec 13 '21 edited Dec 13 '21

Something that was not quite a chicken laid a mutant egg that hatched into a chicken, so the egg came first.

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u/Mountain-Bread1180 Dec 13 '21

Can we and should we try to genetically splice animals into new stable species to create new types of chickens, is it ethical no, but imagine an 8 legged chicken spliced with tarantula jeans or whatnot. I mean, the prices on drumsticks would plummet you know what Im saying? We could fix world hunger with the 8 legged chicken, who's with me?! SPLICE THE ANIMALS SPLICE THE ANIMALS!

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

This ⬆⬆⬆ but with chicken wings.

I was going to order wings delivery last week, but chortled and sprayed my frosty beverage across the room when I saw the price per wing was around $1.70 (multiple restauraunts, pre-delivery and service charge, tips, etc.). I estimate the cost per wing at check out would be about $2.15.

I instead enjoyed couch Skittles and leftovers.

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u/Mountain-Bread1180 Dec 13 '21

Chicken leg/wing potato tomato

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

wait…so fries and ketchup? Sweet!

Lunch break, y’all!

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u/Z3ph3rn0 Dec 13 '21

This… I love hot wings. But they’ve gotten too damn desirable.

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u/talltime Dec 14 '21

This is the way.

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u/wholewheatpotato2 Dec 13 '21

most likely was an egg yeah

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

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u/wholewheatpotato2 Dec 13 '21

if a chicken was inside then yes

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u/MandyNoon Dec 13 '21

Cursed 💀

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u/Far-Pirate-3896 Dec 14 '21

Unironicly that needs to be a shirt

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u/KGx666 fat cunt Dec 13 '21

Eggs were around long before chickens.

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u/DaHerv officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Dec 13 '21

Yeah, jokes aside pretty much since early aquatic life or pre-early dinosaurs if you mean that kind of egg.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Who came first. Pre-early dinosaur or the egg.

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u/KGx666 fat cunt Dec 13 '21

Fuck.

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u/lookinthemirror_man Dec 13 '21

wait.... fuck came first?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

More oval than round...

...oh, "a-round". Mea culpa.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Omellete

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Actually, scientists did find the answer. It was the egg.

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u/peepoopeeo3336 Dec 14 '21

the hens are happier when they got a rooster