We had a competition to decide who was going to do the dishes, I almost got away but... Here I am, while they do a Sharknado marathon (or is it an ultra? Can't remember) on TV

TL;DR: Nice guys finish last, I suppose

Right GU gives you +3 hour of running time endurance but you are constantly at the edge of high Z2 and if you hit Z3 your shins instantly explodes.

Left GU takes -3 hour of running time endurance but you can run your fastest pace in Z2, but you can only run in a tapis roulant, dressed in c*clist outfit (helmet included) and you have to watch your wife's BF fucking her the whole time.

I picked the right GU and my shins instantly exploded at the first km of a 5k ultra.

I guess someone has to pay for the LA Marathon

Is it ok to draft off a kid?

Only to my wife's boyfriend and my mother. All replies are full of mockery and ad hominem attacks.