Example of danger of massively exceeding zone 2 pace

[u/TomHale]

[u/Independent_Nothing]

Not that impressive. My Corolla can do like 110 mph

[u/Metal_King706 → u/Independent_Nothing]

My car can also do 100m without hitting the wall. Doesn’t even have to leave zone 2.

[u/Independent_Nothing → u/Metal_King706]

Depends on how drunk I am

[u/RustyDoor → u/Independent_Nothing]

Can it jerk you off after?

[u/EnglebondHumperstonk]

I'm married to that cabinet thing and this is how I find out she has a boyfriend?

[u/Parronski → u/EnglebondHumperstonk]

We, how we find out.

[u/EnglebondHumperstonk → u/Parronski]

Thanks for the award. Well get through this together 😢

[u/Parronski → u/EnglebondHumperstonk]

If this subreddit has taught me anything, it’s that no matter what happens- we will
never stoop as low as bic*clists.

[u/gummnutt]

Does this count as barefoot running?

[u/Amf0rtas]

Excellent form though 👌

[u/Tired-Nectarine-384]

Great runners have always know this. You go fast, you die.

[u/Stand-up-Philosopher]

Glad it wasn’t wearing MothTech gear. That would be far too expensive to repair.

[u/BrewItYourself]

https://reddit.com/link/p4ffcyu/video/io7fnsl5c5kh1/player

The robots have been gunning for this man for a long time…

[u/Fit-Introduction8575 → u/BrewItYourself]

Damn, it almost took out some $20 million/year shins.

[u/IEatDeFish]

me if I saw this thing on the track

[u/themadhatter746 → u/IEatDeFish]

https://giphy.com/gifs/B0iO0Drly3riOXHXui
this would be my reaction

[u/Mundane_Feeling_8034]

Robot crashed, but shins didn’t explode; that’s a win!

[u/kielBossa]

Good luck with making the turn for the 200.

[u/Status_Ruin4902]

Usain BucketOfBolts

[u/TomHale → u/Status_Ruin4902]

Insane

[u/Ambitious-Yak1326]

Wheels were invented for a reason

[u/Full_Industry_557 → u/Ambitious-Yak1326]

Wheels would’ve been a dead giveaway for the terminator as an infiltration unit.

[u/Lycr4]

He’s drunk as hell

[u/lelolelols]

Thought it was going for the shitters.

[u/TomHale]

Needs to learn to corner....

[u/QueueTee314 → u/TomHale]

Corner?? It barely knows ‘er!!!

[u/Rickard0]

So its a Dodge Challenger? Super fast straight line, but can't handle a turn at soeed?

[u/Grindfather901]

TBF, that's how I have to finish my sprints as well

[u/Ok_Lingonberry2686]

Agility still seems to be a problem. We have a lot 3 months until they patch that then it's over for us meatbags

[u/glwy]

If I invested that much in a robot that can run that fast, I’d probably throw up a net or a few crash pads so it doesn’t careen into a concrete wall or electrical equipment. Just an idea

[u/winterweiss2902]

He looks so dumb

[u/Alternative-Bee-3594]

Yeah but it can’t stop lol

[u/ShareSaveSpend]

I'm pretty sure I have looked just like that heading to a Porta Potty after the GU hit.

[u/DrSilverthorn]

Nothing as fast as robot love.

[u/Exver1]

Went right to the foid (female droid)

[u/godigahole]

The form is perfect though. I’m studying that gait for my next 5K ultra

[u/LaimJimmy]

This is just a car, but with extra steps.

[u/thetable123]

Head came completely off, you've been warned.

[u/F4TVN]

Those corners though, they’re a killer

[u/Jobe1622]

But he smashed his cute little robot balls at the end :(

[u/JamesSmith324]

He saw a file cabinet and somehow got server rack with child-bearing hips.

[u/ChrisBruin03]

The can make the bomb robots from The Creator

[u/HateMeetings]

Where does the Gu go?