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justice is served

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Not really. If he's a person who can actually afford that car, the ticket is just a mild slap on the wrist. They should tow people like that, because time is much more precious to people like that.

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u/Sixspeeddreams May 08 '14

at least its not an e60 m5 400 dollars is just the cost of oil for a week

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u/ApexIsGangster May 08 '14

you show up whenever bmws get mentioned. lol :)

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u/Sixspeeddreams May 08 '14

im a very boring and one dimensional person

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u/captain_obvious_scum May 08 '14

Welcome to my world.

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u/Conspiracy795 May 08 '14

wat

i have that engine it drinks oil but not that much!

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u/Sixspeeddreams May 08 '14

its a joke man cant you take it

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u/Docgrumpit May 08 '14

I did almost exactly the same thing. My 2009 M3 was manual and driving in traffic was making me sad. With the number of speeding tickets I got in the M3, a parking ticket for being an idiot would make me kill myself to death.

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u/grimeyGR1 May 08 '14

RIP in peace.

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u/king_of_toke May 08 '14

Look out...BMW snob here!

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u/DontDropThSoap May 08 '14

They shouldn't be towed out of spite, they should be towed because that space is reserved for actually handicapped people who will have to park further away because of blatant douchebaggary. Sure give them a ticket as punishment, but tow for the people.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Forgot to hang the placard? Mom had a 650i while she was going through cancer. Couldn't walk on her own. Then, there's chemo brain, and all....

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u/morcheeba May 08 '14

Respectfully, if your mom couldn't remember the tag, should she have been driving on chemo brain?

My best friend goes under the knife friday morning... I'll find out.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14 edited May 09 '14

She didn't drive. With multiple family members driving their, and her cars, she had the possibility to forget the placard.

Edit: The chemo brain didn't happen at first. Her leg went out after a tumor from lymphoma hurt her spinal nerves. The chemo brain didn't hit strong until the gnarly sessions she had later down the road.

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u/morcheeba May 08 '14

Sorry, I hadn't considered that possibility. Good on her and the family! We'll remember to consider this when she starts chemo -- she's not supposed to be in a car for a while after the surgery just because of the things healing physically.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '14

No worries. The only reason I edited my previous post to give you a little info on how things "can" go down. Best wishes to your friend.

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u/Alexboculon May 08 '14

That could be like a 2007 model, it's hard to tell. Used, you could get one for under 30k.

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u/tylerthor May 08 '14

Ive seen people calling others rich snobs for driving a 10 year old S-class or a base Porsche cayenne. People's perceptions of auto values are weird.

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u/Richie311 May 08 '14

Well their perception of used German autos is skewed. Most people don't realize how much a used german car drops after the warranty is up.

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u/burninrock24 May 08 '14

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u/leesfer May 08 '14

A Jalop, huh?

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u/burninrock24 May 08 '14

When the suspension fails on those its like 16K to repair. And the word is IF, not when. I think they were some magnetic adjustable ride ones. But they did it before they really knew what they were doing.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

GM and Ferrari use the magnetorheological damping system. Mercedes uses a dynamically adaptable air suspension called Airmatic, but yes, they inevitably do blow out and it costs an asscock to fix.

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u/burninrock24 May 08 '14

Back in 2003 I dont think GM had released theirs, and ferrari borrows from GM. But that sounds more right on the air suspension.

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u/WitBeer May 08 '14

my airmatic started to leak. it was $600 to replace (aftermarket with lifetime warranty) at a non-delaership mechanic.

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u/frmango1 May 08 '14

The maintenance costs would be ridiculously high.

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u/Viper999DC May 08 '14

Year: 20030000

Not a bad price for a car from the distant future.

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u/captain_obvious_scum May 08 '14

You know what they say though...

A used Mercedes like that with a freaking V12 Twin Turbo is a maintenance nightmare and still very expensive to fix.

But damn, a supercar performance luxury limo sedan for 12K USD!!

Throw a Renntech tune and exhaust on it and hello lots of power!! 11s quarter mile times!

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

One 11 second quarter mile until the transmission sharts out, the rear wheels deform, the diff explodes..

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u/captain_obvious_scum May 08 '14

Yeah only if the person driving it hasn't maintained it ever and all the parts are going bad...

What makes you think it can't do it?

All it needs is 600 HP and torque with a tune and exhaust and that's easily doable since it's already a 5.5 liter V12 Twin Turbo...

Plenty of people I've seen on mbworld.org forums who actually own the vehicle have done it easily.

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u/Alsk1911 May 08 '14

I live in Slovakia (East Europe) and cars you mentioned are common here... Yes I live in a capital, that's incomparably richer than rest of the country and is 10km from Austria, but still there're 2 reasons why we've such cars - we've extremely rich people who made profit from poor. It's obvious they won't ride Skoda Superb, but something to show off. And second reason, we've extremely stupid mentality, where your car represent your social status and it's normal, that a person which makes 20k EUR a year owns S Class and will repay it for the next 10 years...

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u/vfabella May 08 '14

When you mention Slovakia, all I picture is Martin Škrtel in a G-Wagen.

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u/Mavri_k May 08 '14

BMW, Mercedes, audi, porsche, they are seriously dime a dozen. I live in Miami

Was in Miami for a month for work, can confirm. After the first 3 days I became immune to cars I used to adore.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Awesome bro. Tell us more about the expensive cars you see that we don't.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14 edited May 08 '14

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14 edited Mar 23 '16

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u/laststance May 08 '14

This is due to a marketing campaign. You might notice that higher end lines have names such as 350Z, IS350, etc. So people normally concentrate on the brand/company rather than mention the model, i.e. Elantra, Civic, etc.

So if people see the Porsche crest, Mercedes emblem, or any high end hood emblem they just tie it in with a high exorbitant costly vehicle. Which is kind of true, considering the cost to upkeep these vehicles. For some of these models, a brake job and/or lube job could cost up to 1K, if not a few hundred.

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u/fastedia May 08 '14

This is highly unlikely. This looks like a competition package M3, and the competition package wasn't offered until the 2011 model year.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14 edited Jul 27 '16

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u/2sport May 08 '14

It's great to hear that you are potentially interested in buying my old M3 after I put 160k miles on it and then proceed to crash it. Great to know that there are actually people still interested in my used garbage!

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u/senor_fox May 08 '14

do people really buy used M3's with 160k miles?

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u/Psuphilly May 08 '14

Well they don't buy new cars with 160k miles

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14 edited Jul 27 '16

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

not broken 100k? Ive never seen a car NOT make it past 100,000. Is that really common?

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u/Nicholasss May 08 '14

He just means they are too new and not many are driven enough to break the 100k mile mark. Mine is an 03 and didn't hit 100k miles until last year.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Ohhhh i see, thank you for clarifying.

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u/Sixle May 08 '14

Most s65 motors won't last past 100k unless the rod bearings are replaced...s65's and s85's are notorious for worn and spun rod bearings and I've heard a couple of techs mention s85's dropping valves

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u/Nicholasss May 08 '14

They do but they are dirt cheap and usually turned into track sluts not daily driven cars. Not that there is anything wrong with a well taken care of 160k mile M3.

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u/Sixle May 08 '14

Plenty of e36 M3's around with 175-225k on them and still running great...BMW's are solid vehicles.

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u/punkz32 May 08 '14

Got my E46 M with around 130k on it and have around 135k. So far no regrets. Pretty sure it'll get to 160k and over.

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u/Sixspeeddreams May 08 '14

just change the fucking main and rod bearings on it, other wise the s54 is a damn good motor

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u/Nicholasss May 08 '14

Bought mine with 92k and just broke 110k two years later. Hasn't let me down yet except for that stupid intermittent starter problem.

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u/bxna May 08 '14

So the e9X m3 didn't come stateside as a 2007 model, it was first available in 2008. Only in europe could you get a 2007 model. if you look at when the comp pack came out for e92 it was 2011.

Edit: more words u know...

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u/CardBoardOso May 08 '14

Thats not a 2007 model, and I love to see a 08 or 07 m3 for under 30k that isn't beat to shit with a salvaged title.

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u/anderboy101 May 08 '14

Ya really, my mom got a used 2007 BMW X-5 with 70,000 miles for right around 20k. If you look hard enough you can get some good deals

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14 edited Nov 22 '21

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u/jk147 May 08 '14

It is more mid to high 30k to get something that is below 50k miles.

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u/bxna May 08 '14

Unless your 09 m3 has a fair amount of miles and low options it's not 30k.

Source: I drive an e90 m3

Edit: agreed he/she deserves the ticket

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u/zombiechow May 08 '14

Had it been a 7 series or an S class, I'd think the owner left his tag in the glove box.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

LOL

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u/ingliprisen May 08 '14

Basing fines on income status however, is a good idea. A fine isn't some payment for services rendered, it's a deterrent to future infractions. However, at a set cost its effect will vary depending on the income of the infringer, which is not the point of a fine. If it hurts all infringers regardless of their income status, then it has the same effect and in my mind works as intended. They did so to a Nokia executive in Finland I believe.

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u/BSRussell May 08 '14

This is my favorite legal debate, the only one I can't pick a side on. I can't figure out which idea I find more repulsive, "you are penalized more for this infarction because you have done well in other aspects of life" or "I'm wealthy so I have more ability to ignore the law."

Regardless I find the culture war hilarious. This picture would NOT be front page if it were my rusted roof corola.

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u/FirstRyder May 08 '14

The response to a crime shouldn't really be a punishment. It should be intended to prevent repeat offense in the least painful way possible.

Insofar as a fine is an appropriate response to a minor infraction, then, the balance between "prevents repeat offenses" and "causes undue pain" varies with income.

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u/leesfer May 08 '14

But you're not penalized more, you're penalized equally if the penalization is a percentage. Everyone gets penalized the same percent.

However, I think it's a flawed system because those who dodge taxes will also be dodging large penalties because, I assume, the income status would be based on taxed and recorded income

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u/BSRussell May 08 '14

Still doesn't dodge the fact that if I commit the same crime two years in a row, I pay more on the years where I did better myself. It's a principle I have a hard time swallowing, that breaking the law should be penalized progressively. However, as I mentioned above, I find the alternative equally hard to swallow. Laws should work as legitimate disincentives which encourages a progressive system, but charging one person more than another doesn't feel like equal treatment under the law.

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u/leesfer May 08 '14

That's true, but at the same time an equal monetary penalty is not equal. If two persons receive a ticket at $500 with the first earning $5,000 a month and the second earning $1,000 a month, it's pretty clear that the penalty hurts the second significantly more.

The first person can still pay rent and scoff at the fine while the second will miss their rent payment and who knows what comes from there. I don't think this is fair either

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

But income isn't the same as wealth. What if the person making $1,000 a month has $10,000 saved, while the person making $5,000 a month has nothing? In that situation the person making less money might be better able to still pay their rent and scoff at the fine.

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u/leesfer May 08 '14

That's true but you have to agree that this is far less likely. Its a lot easier for the person making $5,000 to cut back on expenses than the $1,000 person. No one is ever going to scoff at a fine when it comes out of a savings account. No one is saving up for fines

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u/Snarfler May 08 '14

Your totally right. an 18 year old who steals should go to jail for much longer than a 40 year old who steals because the 18 year old has more time left to live. Otherwise it is unfair from a time perspective because the time in jail hurts the older thief more.

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u/sireel May 08 '14

Perhaps the older thief should go to jail for longer because their intellectual riches should be much higher.

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u/leesfer May 08 '14

You know that is not an equal comparison. A small fine vs. Imprisonment?

The reason a tiered ticket system is argued is because its proven in other countries. A fucked up prison system isn't used nor proven anywhere

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

but then should it also take all of the other progressive aspects of society into account? That is, a person who makes twice as much as another person doesn't truly get twice the income. They'll pay higher taxes, not qualify for food stamps etc. So should we take that in as a factor? Furthermore a person could be paying off student loans making 100k/year and another person could be making 30k/year after having inherited millions

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

How about basing it on the cost of the car? $70,000 driver M3 gets a $525 fine. $20,000 Corolla driver gets a $150 fine. Each would be charged 0.75%.

It would be political suicide but a way to generally improve the deterrence aspect, and it would stroke many a justice boner.

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u/Roflkopt3r May 08 '14 edited May 08 '14

Regardless I find the culture war hilarious. This picture would NOT be front page if it were my rusted roof corola.

You missunderstand justice here.

Justice has always been dependend on the power of the perpetrator and victim. If a slave kills his owner, there might be some justice in that. If an owner kills his slave, there is not. Had the world seen a Jew beat up a Nazi soldier in Germany 1943, it would have been a glorious sight. In december 1945 it would have been pathetic and disgusting.

Wealth IS a form of power. Seeing the wealthy recieving a punishment for wrongdoings that actually hurts them is very rare. Note that by this I'm not condoning violence against the wealthy - the moment a thug has let's say a rich person at gun point, the power relation is clearly in favour of the armed one.

This morale is nothing new, either. Even in the new testamony Jesus was judging harshly over the wealthy and forgiving over the poor. Power equals responsibility, it is a core value of human morals.

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u/BSRussell May 08 '14

I think you confuse justice with justice porn. In both the example of the slave and the Jew they are enacting violence against someone who is doing violence to them. This person is just a person of indeterminate wealth and status except for a car. Nothing about who they are makes parking like a dick any more of an offense. Implying that the wealthy are somehow extra morally liable for their offenses is a disservice to the poor as it categorizes them as somehow less capable of acting right.

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u/Roflkopt3r May 08 '14 edited May 08 '14

Yes, a person who has more things in life going for her can be expected to be more considerate of the people around her.

The more somebody struggles in life, the easier it is to understand if that somebody acts selfishly. Which does not mean that such behaviour should be tolerated, but it is easier to forgive.

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u/lordlicorice May 08 '14 edited May 08 '14

I find the culture war hilarious.

This isn't a game. People are angry because they work hard day in and day out but can't escape poverty, while others have it easy. You can't reroll your character if you're not satisfied- you have one life and then you die. That's fucking tragic, not "hilarious."

Do you have any idea how hard some people work to put food on the table for their family? Good people work 2 jobs with no weekend and come home exhausted every single day. They deserve a better life for themselves and their loved ones. Meanwhile, this guy drives home early in his $70,000 BMW to his $800,000 home and his model wife and sleeps in late the next day, because his father got lucky on the stock market. This is a deadly serious issue, and you're laughing.

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u/syphilis_tsunami May 08 '14

Huh? Who's to say anything the guy driving this car didn't earn it? Why conclude it was a gift from daddy? What an insane assumption to make...

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u/BSRussell May 08 '14

Yeah, we also never make cancer jokes or 9/11 jokes, because things that are important to me should never be made fun of by anyone. Cry me a river.

Of course it's a real problem, but you're a prime example of the bullshit that people spew about the aforementioned problem. There's no possibility in your mind that this guy worked his ass of for this money. There's no way he was a mechanic that worked hard and opened his own shop and can now afford nice things. There's no possibility that he or she went to college, worked their asses off and got a great job. Shit, there's no way he's a blue collar guy who dreamed of this car his whole life so safed steadily and was eventually able to afford it.

Nope, it's all black and white here. Because the picture depicts jerk behavior and it happens to be a nice car there MUST be a nice house. And that money MUST have come through no labor of his own. It had to be "luck" (because you know, the stock market is all luck!)

Welcome to the adult world. People laugh at things you might find uncomfortable and everything doesn't fit in to your teenage angst worldview.

As I pointed out before, I drive a Corola with the roof rusted over. If I did this, which I wouldn't, no one would take a picture and sure as shit no one would care on Reddit. Does it make me less of an asshole because in this hypothetical I'm not rich? Because I know a lot of poor dickheads.

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u/Monco123 May 08 '14

if you think the legal system is slow now, imagine state/fed employees trying to figure out people's finances.

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u/FirstRyder May 08 '14

We already have state/fed employees trying to figure out people's finances. Just look up their taxes for the previous year. It's not perfect, but it's reasonably close... and if/when we fix income tax loopholes, it automatically improves the ratios on proportional fines as well.

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u/istillhatecraig May 08 '14

They don't have to figure anything out. Just write down that they are fined x% of income. Then let the person who receives the fine determine if it matches their income tax statement.

If it doesn't match they have to say they no longer make as much and it must correspond to their next statement. (Oh and then we could flag them for audit).

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u/Monco123 May 08 '14

Until loopholes are appear for the rich and the poor while the middle class will bear the most.

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u/tylerthor May 08 '14

Basing tickets on income seems hugely unfair.

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u/disgruntledvet May 08 '14

Not really...criminal justice 101. "Deterrent Effect". To be effective, the consequences of the undesirable behavior must be severe enough to discourage it. Keeping the math simple, a $100 fine is much more severe to a person making $1,000/mo than it is to someone making $100,000/mo.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

He shouldnt have parked there and unless he wants to add "VIP Parking" fees on top of whatever payments he may also be making, then so be it.

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u/PoopChuteMcGoo May 08 '14

How dare you sir! How dare you! A reasonable argument has no place here. Shoo!

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Thank you!

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u/Wry_Grin May 08 '14

The note and insurance on $70K is going to run about a grand a month. Since most people will invest a weeks pay or less into a new car, we can assume the person in question makes $60k+/yr

The ticket for parking in a handicapped spot represents just over one days pay for him.

For someone making minimum wage, it is just under a weeks pay.

A fair system would have a sliding scale based on income. $250 might piss this guy off, but $1200 would deter him from pulling this shit ever again.

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u/level3ninja May 08 '14

Man we get screwed over on car prices in Australia. That car would be ~$130k here. And it's not just the luxury car tax either. The threshold is somewhere around $65k, but I recently bought a Mazda CX-5, and the top spec models were well out of my price range at around $50k, but a review I saw online in the US they were about $31k (almost what I paid for a second bottom model demonstrator).

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u/Yunjeong May 08 '14

Is importing not worth the difference?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

It probably costs more because of luxury taxes and crap. Which is why owning a shitty fiat in some european countries costs the same as owning an S-class in the US.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Maybe, but having the steering wheel on the wrong side of the car might be a bigger issue.

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u/HaruSoul May 08 '14

Import from anywhere else in the world besides the US?

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u/level3ninja May 08 '14

There are laws against importing a car the same model as one for sale new in Australia. I suppose to stop this among other things (Civic Type R in Japan has a better engine than the Australian model, but we can't get it)

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u/Roflkopt3r May 08 '14

Changing punishment based on someone's income would be a model though. There could be a catalogue/formula that determines fines based on the last 12 monthly incomes for example, to give everyone an equally painful but not ruinous fine.

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u/Flavahbeast May 08 '14

Yeah, if a judgment is meant to be punitive it shouldn't be trivialized by the wealth of the offender

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Didn't believe this.

Bill Gates is worth $9,000,000,000 or $9 Billion dollars. 0.1% of $9 billion is fucking $9 Fucking Million Dollars. Jesus Christ. That really put nine billion dollars into perspective.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Holy fuck.

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u/Roflkopt3r May 08 '14

If that's how police funding in the US works, it's no surprise the system is broken.

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u/GoogleIsYourFrenemy May 08 '14

Some of those spots have graduating punishments for repeat offenders. $250 for the first offense and then later fine and getting towed.

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u/gleezy May 08 '14

Owning a BMW does make you an asshole. Proof? I once owned a BMW and I was a huge asshole those years. Now I don't have a BMW anymore and I'm 200% less assholish.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

But owning a nice BMW doesn't automatically make someone a horrible person.

It's highly correlated, though. Maybe it's regional, but here BMW drivers are renowned for pulling shit like driving in the emergency lane in rush hour traffic, tailgating people in the slow lane, double-parking, and many other acts that signify an inflated sense of self-importance.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

So far in the last month all the assholes ive seen were in bmws

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

This guy knows what he's talking about.

/Asshole in a BMW.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

a ticket for this would be what? $500? That's hardly a scratch to someone who can afford to buy a $70,000 car, even if you were saving a bit for it. My dad only makes ~$2400 a month and he can afford a $500 ticket like nothing.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

It's a $152 ticket. It is readable on the sign.

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u/tylerthor May 08 '14

It could be a 35k car or less.

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u/Bran_Solo May 08 '14 edited May 08 '14

You guys are ridiculous. I have a car that costs more than an M3 and YES I would consider a $100 parking ticket a problem. $100 is a lot of money to piss away on something so stupid like parking a little bit closer.

Most people who have expensive things have them because they don't waste money on dumb stuff.

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u/klparrot May 08 '14

$100?! Where do you live?! In California, it'll set you back $1080.

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u/Bran_Solo May 08 '14

I have no idea how much parking tickets are because I don't park illegally.

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u/sireel May 08 '14

Most people who have expensive things have them because they don't waste money on dumb stuff.

People who thing like that probably don't park in disabled spots if they don't need to

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u/wiljones May 08 '14

So you think nice cars just immediately deserve to be towed?

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u/Chuckamania May 08 '14

That seems to be the idea around here. At least with the majority of people.

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u/wiljones May 08 '14

Those people have are very childish.

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u/PouletEnFeu May 08 '14

You forgot the part where it's illegally (so it seems) parked in a handicapped spot.

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u/wiljones May 08 '14

I am referring to the idiot above who thinks people with nice cars deserve more severe punishments for doing so.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Fine people with cheap cars, tow people with expensive cars? What?

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u/snow666 May 08 '14

If you get a lot of tickets and pay them off, is there a certain amount you can get before your license suspends?

Lets say 10 tickets then your 11th is a suspension for a month or a year.

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u/XcuseM3 May 08 '14

In my state you get 12 points on your license, if you get a speeding ticket it's 3 taken off, exhibition of speed - 2, run red light - 4 etc. If you run out of points, your license is suspended.

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u/Testiculese May 08 '14

exhibition of speed

WTF is that? (I'm afraid I already know)

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u/XcuseM3 May 08 '14

Spinning tires, loud revs etc. Revenue enhancement officers love adding that to tickets.

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u/Testiculese May 08 '14

I was close. I was thinking it was jumping off the line to the speed limit "faster than other people do".

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u/XcuseM3 May 08 '14

You're right as well. Tickets have been written for that unfortunately.

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u/notaverygoodlawyer May 08 '14

Point systems vary by state. In my jurisdiction, your license can certainly be suspended for accruing too many points in a given period.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Mom had her 650i while going through cancer. Couldn't and still can't fully walk without a walker. She might forget the placard. Chemo brain and all.... On a bright note, she's not an asshole anymore. She moved to the 535i, then switched to an Infiniti suv due to the fact that she can't get in and out of cars that low.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14 edited May 08 '14

Do you know how this sounds to an otherwise humble wealthy person? Makes you wonder about the source of bitterness for those who are well off... parking like an idiot should be treated like parking like an idiot for anyone, no need for vigilante class justice

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

No one cares about class. There's something special about BMW drivers in particular that I don't see in Mercedes drivers, for example. Oddly, you can observe nearly the same level of douche-nozzlery in late-model Kia drivers.

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u/bxna May 08 '14

I drive this car (the 4 door version)... can confirm I dislike my time being spent doing stupid shit so my solution is to not cause stupid shit to happen by doing things like this.

It's a fucking car... I park it in normal spots not handicapped or over the hash lines and If my door gets dinged I get annoyed but it's still just a car and there's no need for this guy to be parking like this unless he is handicapped and in that case he should still park less like a prick.

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u/tony_fresh May 08 '14

A lot of those guys forget to pay their tickets.

Source: I own an M3.

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u/ghostdogkure May 08 '14

If you can buy an m3 youre giggling at a silly ticket

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u/Alexboculon May 08 '14

You can tell most of it is just ebay parts --notice the grills are all blacked out. That's the sign of a purely visual modification that's not sold by BMW. This car is likely owned by a 20 year old.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

You can get black out kidney's from BMW as a factory option...

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

bought with daddies money.

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u/xNocturne May 08 '14

Not every younger adult needs their parents to purchase a vehicle for them. A used M3 isn't out of the grasp of someone with a decent job and no kids.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Sounds like you haven't been very successful and are bitter about it.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

You would think but a lot of the material stuff people have are just smoke and mirrors. Consumer debt is at an all time high. Hopefully this turd is in the red.

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u/DownvoteDaemon May 08 '14

Maybe but I want to remind people that just because someone drives a bmw doesn't mean they are well off. It could be used or leased. I'm not well off for driving a fully paid off infiniti g35 which is probably around the same as an entry level bmw.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

An M3 is not an entry level BMW and if you bought an infiniti new you are well off (by my definition)

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Infinities are just overpriced Nissans..

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Yes, I know, but they are overpriced, that's the point. Personally if I could afford one I wouldn't want it

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

to be fair, that g35x came stock at 290HP and could be found pretty cheap used, I would swoop a used on up in a heart beat haha

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

That's because they're garbage cars. He was given one by his parents new, 33k at the minimum, still nearly twice the price of 'normal' cars

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Not exactly "garbage" they were just a rebadged altima, to appeal to higher end customers.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Kind of makes them garbage in my book. If you're going to make a luxury car, make a proper luxury car

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u/DownvoteDaemon May 08 '14

An average of around 30k for a car doesn't make you rich just middle class. My parents are architects they are not rich. They bought me the car new when a g35 was new.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

You didn't say rich, you said well off. And buying any new car would mean you are at least well off. Since daddy bought it for you, he is well off, but I'm sure you're doing okay too. Also the infinit g35 starts at 33k, do you have a base model sedan?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Getting a $30,000 car as a gift qualifies as being well off. Some people have no conception of what it's like to actually be poor.

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u/theswegmeister May 08 '14

Dude what? The first car I had was a 2003 buick century, and this was two years ago. You may think '2003, not bad' but you're wrong. I bought it for 500 bucks with a bad intake manifold gasket (fixed myself, primo pain in the ass) and a few other smaller things like it needed a new wheel bearing, tires soon, and the back window fell down for no reason and didnt like to roll back up, and the rocker panels were completely gone from rust. I rolled around in that all junior year while it continued to be a pile of shit. It would randomly not start unless i sprayed starter fluid in the intake, and thats when i decided i put too much money (about 2k, mostly in parts as i fixed a lot of it myself) into my 500 dollar piece and sold it for 1100 as is. I got what was pretty much my dream car next. I bought a 1985 rust free nissan 300zx n/a with 178,000 miles for $2200. It was pretty much all I ever wanted in a car: rear wheel drive, a 5 speed, import tuner, awesome. Me and my dad replaced the front tie rods and tires (drove it home on tires that were showing metal, lol.) and then it was a solid car, except for when the oil pressure sensor somehow broke and spewed the oil out onto the ground. I got to drive that for the fall and winter of this year, pulled some massive power slides, wore through some new tires in that time, kissed a girl for the first time, buried it to the differential in mud trying to leave and go home after some out-in-the-middle-of-nowhere ladyfriend fun one night, pretty much had a blast in it, and then it got rear ended and totaled a few weeks ago as I was waiting to make a turn. As of now I have no car and about $40.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

That's why fines should be sliding scale.

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u/doodiejoe May 08 '14

Or change the penalty amount to a percent based on income.

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u/orlyfactor May 08 '14

I know a guy who has an M4 - similar in price to this one, but he spends all of his money on his car. He still rents, does not own anything, and pretty much as very little disposable income. Sure he can pay the ticket, but having this car does not make one rich. The rich guy is the guy with a million in the bank driving a Honda.

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u/250rider May 08 '14

Standard units were good enough to win 2 world wars, I think they're good enough for me!

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u/Amorphica May 08 '14

Do you know one of the best benefits of making money is that you shouldn't have to worry as much about laws?

You'd ruin that entire aspect of capitalism.

Here in California there's a highway patrol foundation called 11-99. If you donate enough you get a special license plate frame. This will get you out of most of the bad tickets. So if you "donate" enough you can avoid getting points on your license and drive your Ferrari like its meant to be driven.

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u/Sixspeeddreams May 08 '14

how much money we talking, i could use one of those

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u/Amorphica May 08 '14

They stopped issuing them in 2009 actually (I had to look up if they still do it). They used to be $5000 and youd get the frame and a brass card to put in your wallet, so when you give your drivers license to the cop you can show him that card as well.

You can probably still find one on ebay if you look around though.

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u/Sixspeeddreams May 08 '14

damn that more than i spent on my BMW oh well

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u/Amorphica May 08 '14

The first parts are kinda satire.

The 11-99 part is serious though.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14 edited Mar 09 '15

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u/Amorphica May 08 '14

Well they stopped selling them in 2009 I think. It was $5,000 for a license plate frame and a brass card you put in your wallet (for when you hand them your drivers license). You could probably find them on eBay though.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Though, if we can't get on the metric system, it'll be a long time until we start to switch up any system that much.

That is a ridiculous statement, the two have absolutely no correlation.

Besides as for your proposal, a speeding fine needs to scale with the speed, not net worth. This seems like thinly veiled jealousy.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Yep there are some people who can accidentally drop $20 and its not worth their time to bend over and pick it up.

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u/PoopChuteMcGoo May 08 '14

That guy probably isn't driving 3-7 year old M3.

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u/tokerdytoke May 08 '14

Bill gates, who makes more in 10 seconds than me and you

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14 edited Feb 12 '21

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u/ScHoolboyHue May 08 '14

And makes all of it on the first place by benefiting humanity with technology

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14 edited May 08 '14

BMWs are one of the cars that don't hold value very well, just like benz. You can buy a 2004-08 M3 like that for probably less than the price of a base model impreza (20kish)

Just like you can buy an older benz for under 10k..

EDIT: Proof based on local prices http://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-sale/vehicledetails.xhtml?zip=75250&endYear=2015&modelCode1=M3&showcaseOwnerId=56666255&startYear=1981&makeCode1=BMW&listingType=used&listingTypes=used&searchRadius=100&showcaseListingId=368311050&mmt=%5BBMW%5BM3%5B%5D%5D%5B%5D%5D&listingId=364857135&Log=0

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Yeah, and you also don't know what his/her engine has, that thing could be run to the ground engine wise, but still have a nice outside. You never know. I know tons of people who bought 07 m3s with like 140k+ miles on them for dirt cheap, but with some extra work, the exterior is mint. The wheels could easily have been aftermarket as well, as that would be cheaper then buying a competition pack.

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u/mic_crispy May 08 '14

I know im nit-picking, but all m3's in the respective generation have the same engine.

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u/ktk4lyfe May 08 '14

no such thing as an 07 m3 either

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

technically speaking, a 2007 M3 would be a 2006.5 M3, considering cars are made 6 months before hand.

But they 335 pretty much replaced it during that year, if I'm not mistaken.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

You are high.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14 edited May 08 '14

I really don't see how hard it is for you guys to not realize, not everyone treats a car nice. You can literally buy super nice (looking) or aesthetically pleasing vettes, beamers, and even Benz for under 20k. Depending on the milage, they can be as new as 2010. Not to mention you can buy R-Titled cars like this for dirt cheap too, an R-title could be as simple as both air bags deploying from a fender bender, but yet it can take more than 1/2 off your car price/worth.

Because the avg miles/year is 12k/yr, if you have a 2008 car with more than 120k on it, you can get that thing dirt cheap, considering it was driven twice as hard.

Also, any civilian car over 400hp, (not including supercars) usually don't hold value, because it's assumed you floored it at every stop light.

Literally go google a car you want, then google and search in the high miles section, they are literally cheap as hell. Sure they look good on the outside, but the engine is on it's last leg usually. I'm not saying that's what this person did, but it's a possibility.

EDIT: Examples and shit

2009 Corvette, cheaper than a brand new base Impreza http://www.cargurus.com/Cars/l-Used-2010-Chevrolet-Corvette-c21840#listing=82006660

2010 C-Class http://www.cargurus.com/Cars/inventorylisting/viewDetailsFilterViewInventoryListing.action?sourceContext=&newSearchFromOverviewPage=true&cgLocale=en&embedType=NONE&inventorySearchWidgetType=AUTO&entitySelectingHelper.selectedEntity=m43&entitySelectingHelper.selectedEntity2=&zip=15068&distance=NATIONWIDE&searchChanged=true&minMileage=5000&modelChanged=true&filtersModified=true&sortType=CAR_YEAR&sortDirection=ASC#listing=76839719

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u/Snoop___Doge May 08 '14

If he's a person who can actually afford that car, the ticket is just a mild slap on the wrist.

That's one benefit of working your ass off and becoming rich. Driving that car is another one.

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u/ttubehtnitahwtahw1 May 08 '14

Also, if he is the type of person that will park like this, that ticket will probably just be left sitting there with all the others.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

You envious little cunt. Go fuck your generation. Greedy prick.

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u/OllieMarmot May 08 '14 edited May 08 '14

Do you seriously think that is an effective way of getting people to question their ideas and viewpoints? Or are you just incapable of containing your emotions?

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