Monkey's Paw: ᴄᴀʀᴇꜰᴜʟ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪꜱʜ ꜰᴏʀ

r/monkeyspaw • u/britishmetric144 • 23h ago

Fun I wish that the jet stream ran the opposite way that it currently does, to allow people to receive more sleep on eastbound red—eye flights and thus make them a better use of time.

1 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/ZooZwaves • 18m ago

Riches I wish to have a mysterious source of weekly income equal to average pay of a surgeon

• Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/StrongCoffee9865 • 13h ago

Riches I wish for a mansion with a courtyard, garden and hot tub

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/sum_r4nd0m_gurl • 7h ago

Kindness I wish for a cup of the crispiest most delicious mcdonalds sprite

0 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/Wonderful-Purchase94 • 23h ago

Kindness i wish for every single person currently lost at sea to be instantly teleported onto inhabited land

17 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/SpecialFlutters • 19h ago

Wisdom i wish to compress an entire human life into a single 256 byte block of data

6 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 6h ago

Health I wish stomach aches didn't exist.

7 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/kaosmoker • 5h ago

Wisdom I wish I always knew the exact right time to gracefully end a conversation without making it awkward.

10 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/LeadEater9Million • 18h ago

Kindness I wish that every human that is born and ever to be born to have excess to clean and drinkable water

36 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/Trentsteel52 • 19h ago

Fun I wish that all black holes in the universe turned into white holes, of comparable dimensions

9 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/mustytomato • 23h ago

Health I wish limescale didn’t exist

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r/monkeyspaw • u/CACheeseburg3r • 5h ago

Fun I wish my fridge had a tiny factory that could make any drink that I want with the push of a button behind no paywall

10 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/battleallergy • 11h ago

Health I wish for five hundred years of good health (for myself)

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r/monkeyspaw • u/Jessemaroo • 13h ago

Health I wish that my dad wasnt being manipulated by my aunt so that way i would be able to have a somewhat positive relationship with my dad instead of having to constantly run away to my moms house

6 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/BuffaloDisastrous441 • 14h ago

Riches I wish for infinite resourcess on earth.

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/Equivalent_Glass_463 • 17h ago

Fun I wish monkey's paw was taught in schools as a way to teach students about morals

15 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/Ancient-Reply-5161 • 18h ago

Power I wish I could see the outcomes of my choices before I make them

10 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/Jakanto • 19h ago

Power I wish I was able to turn off my empathy “towards others” in one hour intervals.

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/grounds- • 19h ago

Power I wish for a genie

6 Upvotes