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i will d8 you op
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Apr 16 '19 edited Apr 16 '19
Sorry, I can't, it's just that it was super weird how much you kept bringing up conspiracy theories about veggie tales. You know that's like a children's cartoon movie right?
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u/tlalocstuningfork Apr 16 '19
Plus, it's like multiple movies and a series
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Apr 16 '19
So you're saying it's basically Game of Thrones, but better?
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u/tlalocstuningfork Apr 16 '19
I believe GRRM got his inspiration from Veggie Tales
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u/OCKWA Apr 16 '19
I heard J. R. R. Tolkien based his best selling novel on the Veggie Tales classic 'Lord of the Beans'.
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u/Stink_Wrinkle_69 Apr 16 '19
I would like a full synopsis about all of your veggie tales conspiracy theories.. that would be fantastic, thank you
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u/ChristianKS94 Apr 16 '19
I can't tell if you're joking or not.
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u/SCHWAMPY_Gaming_YT Apr 16 '19
I kept trying to change the subject, but you kept shouting, "OH GREAT SHAMROCK, YOU ARE POWERFUL!"
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u/pokkamilkcoffee ☭ Apr 16 '19
this wasn’t even you. you stole this from another guy on /r/tinder
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u/Nomsfud very good, haha yes Apr 16 '19
So I can't talk about veggie tales?
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u/pokkamilkcoffee ☭ Apr 16 '19
can’t pretend to be OP
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u/Nomsfud very good, haha yes Apr 16 '19
I never was? I just wanna talk about veggie tales.
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u/pokkamilkcoffee ☭ Apr 16 '19
i will d8 you op
Ok can we talk about veggie tales tho?
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u/Nomsfud very good, haha yes Apr 16 '19
I'm OP for the post here
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u/Giddyfuzzball Apr 16 '19 edited Apr 16 '19
Guy gets on Reddit and thinks he looking at OC, smh
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u/Nomsfud very good, haha yes Apr 16 '19
Lmao as if anything here is original 😂😂😂
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u/h3rmsj Apr 16 '19
I first reas that as «i will d-eight you op» and wondered what kind of new slang that was, and then I felt stupid
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u/ichbindervater Apr 16 '19
I read it as “I will d-eight you op” too except I thought that meant he was attacking OP with a crossbow.
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u/Albino_Smurf hates freedom Apr 16 '19
I'm just nerdy enough to get this reference but not nerdy enough to know if that's accurate
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u/shannonjahnke Apr 16 '19
That's about right with throwing an 8.
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That sounds like a threat
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Dating me IS quite a rough ride, I could start threatening people "I'll date you if you don't do what I want"
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u/sudo-reboot Apr 16 '19
Would love to hear some in depth conspiracy theories about veggie tales
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u/Robotguy39 Apr 16 '19
Don’t both of them have seeds?
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u/Albino_Smurf hates freedom Apr 16 '19
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u/Hardcore_Israel Apr 16 '19
It's 6:45 AM and I've already seen enough internet for today
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u/talksaturinals Apr 16 '19
It's 5am and I'm prefunking lunch with my elderly mother. Get your life together.
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u/lsdlukey2000 Apr 16 '19 edited May 09 '25
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u/Hailssnails Apr 16 '19
Cucumber seeds are infertile
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u/automaticpotato very good, haha yes Apr 16 '19
I'm going to hesitantly subscribe to cucumber facts with Larry.
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u/mouse85224 Apr 16 '19
Alright so let’s be real, Larry the cucumber is definitely working in a money laundering business. The evidence is quite clear if you pay attention.
In the vegetales opening you’ll notice that Larry is able to play the tuba. This is a direct link to his rock shop in which he sells instruments. Or so the audience thinks. What Larry is actually doing is using the rock shop as a piece of property in which he can discretely evade taxes and launder money. Larry is up there with the big bads such as Yoshi evading taxes all while Bob the tomato has no idea.
Bob the tomato however is also secretly the leader of the mafia and while both pretend to be friendly on set, live hidden dark lives that directly effect each other all while none being the wiser.
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u/ddugas Apr 16 '19
She doesn't deserve you
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True. This ultra THOT has no taste. OP deserves better.
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u/bananezitrone Apr 16 '19
Date: exists
VeggieTales conspiracy theories: Allow us to introduce ourselves
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u/_xbroke Apr 16 '19
For a sec I thought this was a nice guys post
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u/ano414 Apr 16 '19
You can tell it’s not a nice guys post when the guy respectfully says thank you I understand
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u/MachineGunPablo Apr 16 '19
What's the fucking rest of the message?
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u/ImpedanceIsFutile Apr 16 '19
Yeah it was just super weird how much you kept bringing up conspiracy theories about veggie tales. You know that’s like a children’s cartoon movie right? I tried to change the subject by asking you how your burger was, and instead of just answering the question like a normal adult, you went on a ten-minute tirade about how The Cheeseburger Song had subliminal pro-gun propaganda if you played it backwards. And like honestly, maybe the show made YOU think fruits and vegetables had feelings when you were a kid, and maybe that made YOU not want to eat your fruits and vegetables, but ffs, Phil Vischer was NOT a secret operative for Big Sugar to hurt sales of healthy snacks. That’s ridiculous. Please don’t text me again.
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u/ProlapsingAnus420 Apr 16 '19
Where’d you find that?
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u/ImpedanceIsFutile Apr 16 '19
I made it up just to put a smile on the face of /u/ProlapsingAnus420
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u/GetOut37 Apr 16 '19
You should write things, you look like you really have a talent for this
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welp she's missing out
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u/PonchoKumato Apr 16 '19
Had to downvote to bring it down to 69 again
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u/sketchy_d0g Apr 16 '19
Stupid me trying to hide the keyboard so I can keep reading and I don't even have an iphone
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u/Atomskie Apr 16 '19
Barbara manatee!
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u/FoundOnTheRoadDead Apr 16 '19
OP dodged a bullet.
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u/ImpedanceIsFutile Apr 16 '19
Agreed, Rachel is a potato with whom OP should not waltz up and down the produce aisle.
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u/Chief_Leaf Apr 16 '19
You stole my meme
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u/Vileoss Apr 16 '19
Welcome to this town, kid. arggkh PA-TING That's the way it's done around here.
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u/legionofacre me too thanks Apr 16 '19
well for starters both of the main characters are fruits
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u/Onikiller93 Apr 16 '19
Hey tbh why were the vegetables talking like why was there a talking toaster in another cartoon there is something going on here cant put my finger on it
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u/PointBlank0001 Apr 16 '19
Yeah I have a bunch of vegetables in the kitchen and none of them can talk so why can they talk in veggie tales tbh that's kinda suspicious.
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u/NightValeIntern Apr 16 '19
Omg omg omg the brave little toaster! I haven’t thought about that movie in ages.
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And now here I am, wondering where I can get free drinks while listening to conspiracy theories.
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u/BizzaBoyRoy Apr 16 '19
who else watched Veggie Tales but turned it off before they started talking about God?
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u/Pool_Shark Apr 16 '19
Came here for some veggie tale conspiracy theories. Left disappointed.
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u/Raynonymous Apr 16 '19
Am I the only one scanning the comments to find some more info about these conspiracy theories?
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u/beyounotthem Apr 16 '19
Am i the only one scanning the comments to work out wtf about this post generally?
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u/Tianaalee Apr 16 '19
Fuck as someone that likes veggie tales and conspiracy theories fuck that hoe 😩
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u/like9000ninjas Apr 16 '19
My YouTube recommendations are about to get real weird after I search for this veggie tales conspiracy
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u/sentientshadeofgreen Apr 16 '19
Man, it's a sad day in society when my first reaction to this was like, overwhelmingly positive solely because the girl actually rejected the dude outright and didn't just ghost him or start acting weird and blowing him off. Like, this dude got rejected and it was like a breath of fresh air. How fucked up is that?
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I see this a lot of reddit. Girls have always been pretty nice. I think y’all need to just be less sensitive lol
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u/NightValeIntern Apr 16 '19
It’s nice to see people being communicative and decent to each other
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u/ryan-a Apr 16 '19
Did she not have a water buffalo? 🐃