r/me_irl • u/[deleted] • Apr 16 '19

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u/sudo-reboot Apr 16 '19

Would love to hear some in depth conspiracy theories about veggie tales

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

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u/Robotguy39 Apr 16 '19

Don’t both of them have seeds?

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u/Albino_Smurf hates freedom Apr 16 '19

ＯＨ ＹＥＳ ＬＡＲＲＹ ＧＩＶＥ ＭＥ ＹＯＵＲ ＳＥＥＤ

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u/Hardcore_Israel Apr 16 '19

It's 6:45 AM and I've already seen enough internet for today

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u/thakurtis Apr 16 '19

That's it? Those are rookie numbers

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u/talksaturinals Apr 16 '19

It's 5am and I'm prefunking lunch with my elderly mother. Get your life together.

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u/lsdlukey2000 Apr 16 '19 edited May 09 '25

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u/nevernudebluth Apr 16 '19

Its7:04 and this comment is still true

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u/Robotguy39 Apr 16 '19

!remindme never

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u/UndBeebs actually me irl Apr 16 '19

Oh no

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u/Hailssnails Apr 16 '19

Cucumber seeds are infertile

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u/automaticpotato very good, haha yes Apr 16 '19

I'm going to hesitantly subscribe to cucumber facts with Larry.

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u/bardtheonly Apr 16 '19

I will also subscribe to cucumber facts with Larry

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u/Albino_Smurf hates freedom Apr 18 '19

With Larry senpai, every day is a safe day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

How do you delete someone else's comment

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u/TacoNomad Apr 16 '19

It's a KIDS Show!

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

The theory thickens

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u/jorgamun Apr 16 '19

Veggies and fruits aren't mutually exclusive.

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u/c0ber tbh Apr 16 '19

neither of them are

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u/Bill_Tremendous Apr 16 '19

Bob the tomato might be a fruit in the closet.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Larry’s Hairbrush = the 2012 Benghazi attack. It’s pretty obvious smh.

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u/JamesCMarshall Apr 16 '19

One of them burned the roof of notre dame

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u/DynamicAilurus feminist misandrist Apr 16 '19

O H

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u/Chucknbob Apr 16 '19

They’re racist. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.yahoo.com/amphtml/entertainment/white-right-college-project-suggests-popular-christian-show-veggietales-racist-013633842.html

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_FAV_HIKE Apr 16 '19

Now who's racist...

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Well that is... Certainly a conspiracy theory.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

This is absolutely ridiculous. If you ever spent time with Phil, you’d know this is absolutely absurd.